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wankawonk · 11-02-2020, 01:14 AM

Google sends so much traffic, I'm not smart enough to keep my sites working.

I want to give up. All of my code is breaking. I'm not smart enough for this.

https://imgur.com/a/gz9KeRI

if someone smarter than me wants to buy it -- make a nice offer.

EddyTheDog · 11-02-2020, 01:24 AM

If that is even close to real then you just need move to a host that can manage the servers for you - See sig...

wankawonk · 11-02-2020, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

If that is even close to real then you just need move to a host that can manage the servers for you - See sig...

Its real, I've been moving around hosting a lot, they don't know what they're doing anymore than I do. It's hundreds of hits per second, someone who actually knows what they're doing needs to step in.

Klen · 11-02-2020, 02:23 AM

Lol you seriously want to sell sites because they breaking ?

Cremz · 11-02-2020, 03:49 AM

send it my way, i can handle it

k0nr4d · 11-02-2020, 03:56 AM

If your searches are causing the load, change it to use sphinx or elastic.
Put cloudflare in front of the site if you haven't already. Enable opcache in your php.
Set noatime and nodiratime on the filesystem.

NatalieK · 11-02-2020, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk

Google sends so much traffic

I want to give up.

https://imgur.com/a/gz9KeRI

make a nice offer.

you have too much traffic? you´re traffic is everyone´s dream

why not sell the traffic?

Ferus · 11-02-2020, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk

Google sends so much traffic, I'm not smart enough to keep my sites working.

I want to give up. All of my code is breaking. I'm not smart enough for this.

https://imgur.com/a/gz9KeRI

if someone smarter than me wants to buy it -- make a nice offer.

Its funny, you were the same genius who thought AWS was regular prize x 20 because you dont know how cloud-native services works, and now you cant handle 2m hits a day? lol - guess you weren't as smart as you claimed to be

.who would have thought

If you put the domain up for sale at namecheap, I'll take it for $200

fuzebox · 11-02-2020, 02:46 PM

I bid $201

adultchatpay · 11-02-2020, 03:59 PM

That is a lot of traffic

The Porn Nerd · 11-02-2020, 04:03 PM

Yes a lot of traffic but coming from where??
Could be massive bot traffic.

PornMySex · 11-02-2020, 04:54 PM

You guys are really stupid. This is google traffic.

It's easy to check. But one random google update could swipe most of this traffic.

HairyChick · 11-02-2020, 05:14 PM

Are you making money from the traffic? If so, change hosts.

sarettah · 11-02-2020, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I bid $201

201 fiddy

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Mr Pheer · 11-02-2020, 06:00 PM

I'll give you $150 for your domain eporner.com and take the problem off your hands

GAMEFINEST · 11-02-2020, 08:05 PM

damn, nice traff

j3rkules · 11-03-2020, 02:12 AM

There is no such a thing as too much Google traffic. Good luck finding the fix, k0nr4d gave you some good tips.

Denny · 11-03-2020, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMySex

You guys are really stupid. This is google traffic.

It's easy to check. But one random google update could swipe most of this traffic.

animeHentai · 11-03-2020, 12:29 PM

I can do nothing but envy you

Since April you have had 20x traffic growth!?

Colmike9 · 11-03-2020, 01:05 PM

I'll stop your sites from breaking if I can put some of my hard coded ads and links on your site when I'm done.

King Mark · 11-03-2020, 01:05 PM

$203 for the domain

FapperX · 11-03-2020, 01:38 PM

not trying to sabotage any business here but you guys know that you could do that screen by just right click and inspect? lots of suspicions. if you are having that much hit, you might as well invest a better hosting?

I have 0 traffic and i almost became a maniac always checking analytics.
if you have too much, why dont you spare me a few thousand

fuzebox · 11-03-2020, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

If your searches are causing the load, change it to use sphinx or elastic.
Put cloudflare in front of the site if you haven't already. Enable opcache in your php.
Set noatime and nodiratime on the filesystem.

Best post of the thread

Caching is your friend.

sarettah · 11-03-2020, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark

$203 for the domain

Two Oh Three Fiddy

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Diomed · 11-03-2020, 04:36 PM

I've had a similar thing happen before when a broker I was buying a large volume of paid traffic from malfunctioned and essentially ddos'd my site by accidentally sending all of the traffic at once.

Had to upgrade servers.

rastan · 11-04-2020, 02:34 AM

If you've got a problem with your traffic, just filter off the US, UK, EU traffic and point it my way. I'll share your problem 8)

sarettah · 11-05-2020, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Two Oh Three Fiddy

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Two Oh Three Fiddy ............. Going Once.

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AmeliaG · 11-06-2020, 10:11 PM

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Marshal · 11-08-2020, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk

Its real, I've been moving around hosting a lot, they don't know what they're doing anymore than I do. It's hundreds of hits per second, someone who actually knows what they're doing needs to step in.

Why not using your own advice from a month ago:

Quote:

Originally Posted by wankawonk

Use cloud infra (VPS) until your needs are pushing against the largest VPS they can offer

at that point they'll know who you are and will help you move up--and you'll be making enough money not to care about price!

You thought somebody else will do the dirty work for you, didn't you?

Handling Gbps of traffic is not a big deal if you know what you are doing. You need to learn more about scaling. Just my 2 cents...

CamTraffic · 11-08-2020, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marshal

Why not using your own advice from a month ago:

You thought somebody else will do the dirty work for you, didn't you?

Handling Gbps of traffic is not a big deal if you know what you are doing. You need to learn more about scaling. Just my 2 cents...

NatalieMojoHost · 11-09-2020, 10:09 AM

Consider letting our team build out infrastructure that'll support the load. Reach out if you haven't already gotten in touch.

WhiteKnight · 11-10-2020, 03:48 PM

If you feel like sharing I could use some for my mainstream smoothie blog

freecartoonporn · 11-10-2020, 07:40 PM

enable caching on everything.

what konrad said +

cloudflare(caching on) + nginx (caching on) + php-fpm (caching on) + mysql + elastic (dont use sphinx , its shit)

you have to find bottleneck and add multiple server for it or hire expert and optimize it.

lets say mysql is your bottleneck and add multiple mysql servers .,

good luck.

ThuNguyen · 11-11-2020, 03:41 AM

OP must be trolling if not email me at pzw1 @ protonmail.com I've scaled a few of my own big tubes with self hosted videos, much nastier than yours where you embed, and congrats on the great job ranking your sites

funkypigeon · 11-16-2020, 05:39 AM

The post has been created to brag guys...how narrow minded can you be haha

Denny · 11-20-2020, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThuNguyen

OP must be trolling

Getting this on his sites now:

Quote:

Internal Server Error

The server encountered an internal error and was unable to complete your request. Either the server is overloaded or there is an error in the application.

PornDiscounts-V · 11-20-2020, 05:58 AM

No. He is actually fuqqt by too much traffic.

11-02-2020, 01:14 AM	#1
wankawonk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 1,017	So much traffic my sites break Google sends so much traffic, I'm not smart enough to keep my sites working. I want to give up. All of my code is breaking. I'm not smart enough for this. https://imgur.com/a/gz9KeRI if someone smarter than me wants to buy it -- make a nice offer.

11-02-2020, 01:24 AM	#2
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11-02-2020, 02:23 AM	#4
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11-02-2020, 02:46 PM	#9
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11-02-2020, 03:59 PM	#10
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11-02-2020, 04:54 PM	#12
PornMySex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 577	You guys are really stupid. This is google traffic. It's easy to check. But one random google update could swipe most of this traffic.

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11-02-2020, 06:00 PM	#15
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11-03-2020, 02:12 AM	#17
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11-03-2020, 12:29 PM	#19
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11-03-2020, 01:05 PM	#21
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11-03-2020, 01:38 PM	#22
FapperX Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 47	not trying to sabotage any business here but you guys know that you could do that screen by just right click and inspect? lots of suspicions. if you are having that much hit, you might as well invest a better hosting? I have 0 traffic and i almost became a maniac always checking analytics. if you have too much, why dont you spare me a few thousand __________________ I am broke.

11-03-2020, 04:36 PM	#25
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11-04-2020, 02:34 AM	#26
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11-10-2020, 07:40 PM	#33
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11-11-2020, 03:41 AM	#34
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11-16-2020, 05:39 AM	#35
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11-20-2020, 05:58 AM	#37
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