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Converting like it's 1999
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Most unexplainable thing that's ever happened to you...
Learn how to read, the question was put to you properly.
Whatever comes to mind, you know precisely the instance.. Don't be shy ya homo, let's hear it.
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I have some mad stories from that place - I'm cooking ATM but I will tell you a few later on.....
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I was staying in a really posh, upmarket (Five Star) hotel in London.
When I awoke in the morning, someone had been in my room, during the night, and taken a huge shit in my bed! It was fucking EVERYWHERE ! All over me, the sheets, the duvet cover etc, but none at all on the floor whatsoever ! The reason that this was unexplainable, was that I'd had but the extra metal security lock on the door, so even if one of the staff has a master key, there's still no way they could have got in and done it ! Complete mystery that I'll never get to the bottom of. ![]() |
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I have 2 NHS nurses that come in twice a day to clean and assist me, if that's what you mean?
But don't forget, I'm a fat lazy slob, that can barely get out of bed, and is so lazy that this morning I pushed my car out of the carport into the torrential rain, as it will save me needing to get my nurses to wash it for me, so I do think of them I suppooose... |
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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One night, many years ago, some friends and I saw the sky turn blue and white, as if night had become day for a split second. Instinctively, we all looked up at the sky and saw what looked like a small explosion, and then a long streak of blue and red like a comet.
It was very weird. I never got a clear explanation of happened. I still remember it vividly though. |
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Thank me later...
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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Likes Pie
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My ex-wife. Still cannot figure out how I survived that fucking cunt.
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So Fucking Banned
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I still can't explain how I was able to have sex with so many different chicks.
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Bye - Left to do stuff
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So Fucking Banned
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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I've got a few, but this one stands out for sure:
Many years ago, long before there were mobile phones with cameras (sadly), my brother and I were out camping with a group of four friends. It was a beautiful and clear night, and as we were out in the country, the sky was full of radiant stars. There wasn't a cloud in sight. As we were all talking and joking around, someone noticed something strange. We all looked where he was pointing, and there, in the sky, were two glowing objects. One appeared to be a sideways "V" and the other was a straight line "l". The two objects were pretty far apart at the beginning, but they were moving towards each other slowly. The objects approached as all six of us stared, completely mesmerized. They got closer and closer and then the straight line entered the V and formed an arrow like: -> As soon as the "arrow" was formed, the new object flew across the entire sky in a second and was gone out of sight. Like, it must have moved 100x the speed of sound. This is particularly bizarre because I still don't believe in UFO's or aliens, but all six of us saw it; we hadn't had a single thing to drink and no one had done any drugs. We were all totally stunned and to this day, I have no explanation. If only it had happened a few years later, we could have recorded it on video at least, but no such luck... |
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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And there goes my Pepsi all over my keyboard... That was seriously funny.
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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About twenty-five years ago near Stockton, California, I was driving on a rural freeway in the middle of no where. Two lanes in each direction. I was following a mini van driving about 70 mph when suddenly the mini van had a blow out and served left - across the median. A Msutang in the other direction had to avoid the mini van so they crossed the median coming right at me. I had to avoid him so I served into the median, but didn't cross.
The mini van hit a dump truck, head on, flipped, and caught fire. Me and two other guys pulled out two teenagers through the rear window. Two others burned to death in front of us.
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So Fucking Banned
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frc
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When I was about 17 or 18 exploring off in the woods on my mountain bike as I often did I followed an unknown trail, after awhile I came into salvage yard on an Indian reserve, before I could head back this dog ran out and started biting me, fortunately as I was pedalling fast it only could get my shoe I managed to make my way through to the proper driveway and road and get the hell out of there. The strange part was shortly after getting home there was a call on my phone, the name / number was that of the salvage yard! I didn't answer the phone, but how in the hell could they know who I was? I live in a city of 500,000, not exactly a small town. Maybe it was just a wrong number / coincidence but to me that was an unexplainable thing that happened to me.
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I need a beer
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Tbh i never thought i would start adult buisness. It just comes with the fact that pics and videos with hot woman are getting easier followers and likes. It start with non nude model content instagram and end now in multiple porn websites and a big hardcore twitter network. Lol
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Years ago casting a movie in LA, and LA being dead on weekends, I've decided to go to Vegas for the weekend. I was driving from LA to Vegas via 15... Hot summer close to 100 F. So NOT to overheat my rental, I kept to the speed limit. Passing a semi, I was little slower then the idiot behind me driving a fancy jeep and towing a power boat... He is flashing and honking like insane man. It took maybe a minute before I could get back to the slow lane. As he passed me he slowed down, his bimbo girlfriend rolled down her window and both started yelling obscenities at me. Beside the standard fuck you etc...he also pulled a pistol and yelled something to the effect " I will send you to hell with this". Well he did NOT and sped away.
This was ONLY a few miles before town of Baker, not wanted a further confrontation I pulled into town and bought a towns famous BunBoy burger, consumed it and went on my way. I figured this idiot with the boat will be long gone. As I am leaving I hear a fire engine. It passed me and went the same direction as i was heading. This was right next to a road sign:" Turn of your AC to avoid overheating" . This being a warning since from Baker it is 5 mile long climb. So I did.... Coming close to the summit, I see flames maybe ten feet high and the fire truck getting ready to douse it. On fire was the fancy jeep and the fancy power boat. By the time I slowed down next to it, there was very little to salvage. The idiot and his bimbo girlfriend stood close by. He in shock, she in tears.... So, I coasted almost to stop and yelled at them: " I hope hell is now waiting for you" or something to the effect ( plus some std fuck you and your bimbo) and drove off, satisfied that God works in mysterious ways. |
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Life itself.
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When i was in highschool, we had a kegger party at my house. I went to backyard and pissing in the middle of yard, looking at the sky, staring at 1 particular star.
... staring , staring, then it took off, like a shooting star/comet. The exact one i was looking at. Unbelievable |
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Sure enough when we pulled into town on the side of the freeway we saw fire trucks and police cars... You guessed it. He went off the road and flipped over.
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I love to racism, bro!
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In my late teens and early twenties I had a friend named Matt. We drifted apart after he went through a rough tragedy and started using heroin. I hadn't spoken to him in about three or four years when one night I had a dream about him. It was one of those intensely real dreams where you wake up surprised you were dreaming. I mentioned this to my girlfriend, telling her about the vivid dream and about Matt, who she didn't know. I never talk about my dreams or even remember them. We get home that evening, hit play on the answering machine and..."Hey Eric! It's Matt!"
My head damn near exploded.
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I love to racism, bro!
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The Lord rained fire upon him!
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Converting like it's 1999
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Learn to read, the question was put to you properly. Don't answer..
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feeding the wolves
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know by learning I can get behind
I guess the weirdest thing that happened to me that I can recall was running into an old not bf but friends with benefits friend I had in normal high school before I fled to alternative, some 30 years ago back in ca small fishing village in Belize where I was living, he was there for a bachelor's week before his friend got married. was cool to catch up and yes he hated that school as much as I did
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