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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,488
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Does slamming meth and not drinking enough water stop any bowel movement?
I have not gone to the bathroom in 4 days, and I can’t bottom for men because nothing will go in. It’s too tight...
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 406
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Um... stop the meth! Try a liquid laxative... something high in fiber.
Or, I can send you some of my chili, it will unblock any system, you will be pissing out of your ass with this. LOL.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2006
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#4 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Little Vienna
Posts: 32,235
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Nothing what oat cant solve.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,488
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Half way through it... Phrases like 'Years worth of skid marks' help it appear to be a soft porn movie, made just for me... OK, full disclosure, I started to fap...
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