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Old 04-21-2021, 04:43 AM   #1
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Does slamming meth and not drinking enough water stop any bowel movement?

I have not gone to the bathroom in 4 days, and I can’t bottom for men because nothing will go in. It’s too tight...

asking for a friend...
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Old 04-21-2021, 04:53 AM   #2
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Um... stop the meth! Try a liquid laxative... something high in fiber.

Or, I can send you some of my chili, it will unblock any system, you will be pissing out of your ass with this. LOL.
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Old 04-21-2021, 05:23 AM   #3
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Old 04-21-2021, 05:39 AM   #4
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Nothing what oat cant solve.
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Old 04-21-2021, 05:55 AM   #5
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Half way through it... Phrases like 'Years worth of skid marks' help it appear to be a soft porn movie, made just for me... OK, full disclosure, I started to fap...

But that scary looking guy whos narrating is making me scared to keep watching... Is it a horror?
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