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Applebite Media · 04-23-2021, 04:38 AM

I don't know why but I am on a country/farm kick lately. Maybe I have become too use to the suburbs that moving back to a larger city has made me long for the peace and quiet of a more remote location.

So yesterday I stumbled across a huge farm and decided to go ahead and get it.

Six buildings on a huge spread. Some of the buildings are partially furnished, some farm equipment... a lot came with this sale, a really good deal.

It may not be exactly what I was looking for, but will be good enough. I need to expand my country wardrobe and see about getting some animals on this farm!!!

Best 40.00 I have spent for something like this!!!

OneHungLo · 04-23-2021, 05:28 AM

newB · 04-23-2021, 06:09 AM

I own a fairly big chunk of land (170 acres) in central Va. It has a barn, and a dilapidated house. It's fully timbered with several springs and streams. I haven't done anything with it, but pay taxes year after year.

But, with Va passing legislation to legalize sale of weed in 2024, I think I should at least look into harvesting the timber and using that money to build a grow operation.

I know nothing about growing weed.

CurrentlySober · 04-23-2021, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

I know nothing about growing weed.

You dont need to. The clues in the name... WEED.

Weeds grow naturally everywhere with no human intervention - Infact, the less human intervention, the more prolific the weeds...

At the moment, the 'Human Intervention' is that fact that its not legal, but in 2024, when its no longer illegal, your fields will just be full of Marijuana without you needing to do a single thing !

Congrats

tfto · 04-23-2021, 06:42 AM

We own a 5-acre farm here in VT. It's a perfect size. Way back, this used to be an apple orchard. What a pain in the ass it was cleaning up the orchard. The fuckin grape vines sucked to get rid of. Now, the apples thrive, and the deer make it a part of the weekly deal to stop by. It's kinda cool to watch them do deer stuff out there.

The peace and quiet is so nice.

Micky Mack · 04-23-2021, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

You dont need to. The clues in the name... WEED.

Weeds grow naturally everywhere with no human intervention - Infact, the less human intervention, the more prolific the weeds...

At the moment, the 'Human Intervention' is that fact that its not legal, but in 2024, when its no longer illegal, your fields will just be full of Marijuana without you needing to do a single thing !

Congrats

Biologically cannabis is a flower.

OneHungLo · 04-23-2021, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by tfto

We own a 5-acre farm here in VT. It's a perfect size. Way back, this used to be an apple orchard. What a pain in the ass it was cleaning up the orchard. The fuckin grape vines sucked to get rid of. Now, the apples thrive, and the deer make it a part of the weekly deal to stop by. It's kinda cool to watch them do deer stuff out there.

The peace and quiet is so nice.

I love Vermont. How are the property taxes up there compared to NH?

Thinking about moving up to NH or maybe VT.

Ferus · 04-23-2021, 08:27 AM

You cunts are aware that he is talking about a $40 worth of 3d clipart of a farm (wonder what kind of content he will produce on a farm)

It's the same guy that cant afford a SSD drive for his old computer

pornmasta · 04-23-2021, 08:42 AM

newB · 04-23-2021, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

You cunts are aware that he is talking about a $40 worth of 3d clipart of a farm (wonder what kind of content he will produce on a farm)

It's the same guy that cant afford a SSD drive for his old computer

LOL - No, this cunt was not.

However, CS has me wondering what kind of market there might be for cheap (and legal) skunk and shake. Top shelf would be nugs without seeds.

That could be totally doable.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-23-2021, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

You cunts are aware that he is talking about a $40 worth of 3d clipart of a farm (wonder what kind of content he will produce on a farm)

It's the same guy that cant afford a SSD drive for his old computer

No one cares what he's really talking about, it gives us an opportunity to ignore him (nothing personal) and talk about ourselves, which is the real important subject. =)

I have a farm too!!!!!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-23-2021, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

cheap (and legal) skunk and shake.

Is that stuff even still around? I haven't had a seed in my weed in years!

newB · 04-23-2021, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Is that stuff even still around? I haven't had a seed in my weed in years!

I haven't smoked in years - back in college when I bartended it was common for me to find a baggie someone dropped while I was cleaning up at the end of the night. SCORE!

From what I remember, though, cheap weed with a lot of seeds and stems gave me a headache.

I would suspect most weed on the streets these days can be traced back to dispensaries in states where it's legal, so is of higher quality than the random stuff from back in the day.

blackmonsters · 04-23-2021, 11:00 AM

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I have a farm too!!!!!

Rochard · 04-23-2021, 11:03 AM

My brother bought a farm. A two hundred year old farm. They actually lease out most of the property to... farmers.

So not my thing.

Ferus · 04-23-2021, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

No one cares what he's really talking about, it gives us an opportunity to ignore him (nothing personal) and talk about ourselves, which is the real important subject. =)

I have a farm too!!!!!

LOL - no shit

I have a farm as well, and just bought 100 square meters of farm/forest in Scotland, so I can call myself "Lord" whenever I go to Scotland

https://www.highlandtitles.com FTW !!!

The Porn Nerd · 04-23-2021, 01:20 PM

You bought the farm?

R.I.P.

CurrentlySober · 04-23-2021, 01:32 PM

i cunt a4da farm...

SekobA · 04-23-2021, 02:59 PM

Yes its still nice place to walk naked and have sex

Sly · 04-23-2021, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SekobA

Yes its still nice place to walk naked and have sex

With humans or...?

CaptainHowdy · 04-23-2021, 04:00 PM

Jazzix · 04-23-2021, 04:31 PM

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adultchatpay · 04-23-2021, 04:32 PM

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Yes its still nice place to walk naked and have sex

TMM_John · 04-23-2021, 10:43 PM

We just had our first Mini Donkey foal born on Thursday.

Ferus · 04-23-2021, 10:47 PM

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We just had our first Mini Donkey foal born on Thursday.

Cuteness overload

Applebite Media · 04-24-2021, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

You cunts are aware that he is talking about a $40 worth of 3d clipart of a farm (wonder what kind of content he will produce on a farm)

It's the same guy that cant afford a SSD drive for his old computer

Who said I can't afford an SSD drive? I can't afford Mocap equipment.. There is a big difference. Get your facts straight before you try to slam me please!

I would also not really classify this as "Clip Art" It's a full 3 dimensional scene, 6 complete buildings all with yards, trees, furniture... trucks, tractors, cars... A little more than "Clip Art". The 3D artist that created this put in many hours building all this. It really was a great deal.

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

No one cares what he's really talking about, it gives us an opportunity to ignore him (nothing personal) and talk about ourselves, which is the real important subject. =)

I have a farm too!!!!!

No biggie... I'm just here for the fucking around part.... My business has nothing to do with adult anymore. Ignore away or join in, all good

Ferus · 04-24-2021, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Applebite Media

Who said I can't afford an SSD drive? I can't afford Mocap equipment.. There is a big difference. Get your facts straight before you try to slam me please!

here

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...or-fan-i9.html

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Originally Posted by Applebite Media

SSD drive, I'm jealous. My HD is the slowest thing on my system. I have 2 of the segate barracuda drives on this. The SSD were so much more and so much smaller storage. That will be my next upgrade.

Now fuck off

Applebite Media · 04-24-2021, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

here

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-b...or-fan-i9.html

Now fuck off

You're a peach!

Still don't see where I said "I can't afford" mentioned. That is not a priority when I have more important things to purchase.

Would you like to try again???

EDIT: I guess I should feel flattered you follow my words so closely. Do you have a secret crush on me? hahahahaha

Applebite Media · 04-24-2021, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

You like her? That's Barb... she's one of mine. She has appeared here before, however someone said they didn't like her tattoo so I made her get it removed.

Ferus · 04-24-2021, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Applebite Media

Still don't see where I said "I can't afford" mentioned. That is not a priority when I have more important things to purchase.

Would you like to try again???

EDIT: I guess I should feel flattered you follow my words so closely. Do you have a secret crush on me? hahahahaha

It's your own words big spender... not mine. If you are lucky you might make enough to upgrade your current CRT-screens as well. Player!

CurrentlySober · 04-24-2021, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Micky Mack

Biologically cannabis is a flower.

Semantically and pedantically, a flower can also be a weed.

Ferus · 04-24-2021, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Semantically and pedantically, a flower can also be a weed.

statistically, most are

tfto · 04-24-2021, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I love Vermont. How are the property taxes up there compared to NH?

Thinking about moving up to NH or maybe VT.

Property taxes are a sore subject. My school tax, in VT, is 75% of the prop tax bill. (Vermont is run by the teachers union). By Vermont standards, Prop taxes are brutal. By Tri-State standards, the taxes are cheap. Taxes, in general, are way too fuckin high. The yearly joke is, "The Legislator is in season, what taxes are they going to raise this year". The Legislator is run by Liberals. Need I say more?. VT is awesome though.

Prop taxes in NH are also painful. NH makes most of its revenue from the southern part of the state (Boston North). From Concord south, the taxes are brutal. Mostly because the Massholes have moved to NH to escape taxes in MA. The rule of thumb is, If it's commutable to Boston, the prop taxes will ass rape you. If it's someplace where the Massholes have a second home, the taxes will still ass rape you. (Lakes Region and The Whites).

On the upside, NH does not have Sales Tax, Income Tax and, they also don't tax Social Security. Gas is wicked cheap compared to surrounding states. Most people travel to NH if they are making a major purchase, buying 'sin tax' stuff, and shopping in general. No Sales tax. We make the trek over to NH once a month to stock up. It's worth the trip in the end.

The downside to both states is it's difficult to make a good living unless you are highly skilled and have a killer job.

tfto · 04-24-2021, 08:33 AM

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Or Farmville?

Applebite Media · 04-25-2021, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

It's your own words big spender... not mine. If you are lucky you might make enough to upgrade your current CRT-screens as well. Player!

Again... what words? Are you on drugs? Now I need CRT screens?

The ONLY time I even joked about money was in a post where someone was looking to invest... That is where I said I can use 10k to finish my animation studio.

Yep... that's me, the player

Sorry princess, you just want to try to start shit with me and that's cool... I am sorry you have a crush on me and follow me around the board, but I really am not interested in you. Take your drama and go play with someone that likes you

Applebite Media · 04-25-2021, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by tfto

Or Farmville?

LOL, farmville.

I make 2D/3D animated shorts, or learning to....

After 30 years, burnt out on graphic design. Started learning to do this in late Jan.

I wanted a farm scene... it's not for making a game. That is something I want to learn, eventually.. but at 56 time is getting short and this is a lot of fun so... I may stick with just animation.

BaldBastard · 04-25-2021, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Applebite Media

LOL, farmville.

I make 2D/3D animated shorts, or learning to....

After 30 years, burnt out on graphic design. Started learning to do this in late Jan.

I wanted a farm scene... it's not for making a game. That is something I want to learn, eventually.. but at 56 time is getting short and this is a lot of fun so... I may stick with just animation.

are you selling in virtual worlds? pandemic has revived many. I have a few cash positive developer accounts at IMVU.

Applebite Media · 04-26-2021, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

are you selling in virtual worlds? pandemic has revived many. I have a few cash positive developer accounts at IMVU.

What is IMVU? I have a few models/characters on my site, that is about it.

Offering basic 30 sec animated shorts on Fivver... I think I am priced too high at 45.00... people give shit away there.

BaldBastard · 04-26-2021, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Applebite Media

What is IMVU? I have a few models/characters on my site, that is about it.

Offering basic 30 sec animated shorts on Fivver... I think I am priced too high at 45.00... people give shit away there.

https://imvu.com/ virtual world, but the company don't make products just users and because of their super fucked pay-out system most big Asian based 3d producers stay clear of them. Which are both advantages for the individual or small team 3d creators.

Cost's ya $10 a month to have a creating account and about $1 to submit an item

because anyone can make products, there's a huge market outside of the site selling assets for others creating..

Make a free account, keep in mind that name will be your shops name, and then post your user name and I'll buzz ya in game.

Ferus · 04-26-2021, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

https://imvu.com/ virtual world, but the company don't make products just users and because of their super fucked pay-out system most big Asian based 3d producers stay clear of them. Which are both advantages for the individual or small team 3d creators.

Cost's ya $10 a month to have a creating account and about $1 to submit an item

because anyone can make products, there's a huge market outside of the site selling assets for others creating..

Make a free account, keep in mind that name will be your shops name, and then post your user name and I'll buzz ya in game.

You = Nice person of the week

JesseQuinn · 04-26-2021, 05:48 AM

one of my friends has a farm. love going over there to pet his goats

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-26-2021, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TMM_John

We just had our first Mini Donkey foal born on Thursday.

Oh my gosh!!!! Absolutely adorable. I have two mini donkey's. They are a whole lot different than horses which I didn't really expect.

What did you name the new baby?

Grapesoda · 04-26-2021, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Is that stuff even still around? I haven't had a seed in my weed in years!

I find them on occasion in a sativa I smoke, candyjack. not fully formed seeds though

Grapesoda · 04-26-2021, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by tfto

We own a 5-acre farm here in VT. It's a perfect size. Way back, this used to be an apple orchard. What a pain in the ass it was cleaning up the orchard. The fuckin grape vines sucked to get rid of. Now, the apples thrive, and the deer make it a part of the weekly deal to stop by. It's kinda cool to watch them do deer stuff out there.

The peace and quiet is so nice.

I lived in the country a few years ago, I love it..

dillonaire · 04-26-2021, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

I own a fairly big chunk of land (170 acres) in central Va. It has a barn, and a dilapidated house. It's fully timbered with several springs and streams. I haven't done anything with it, but pay taxes year after year.

But, with Va passing legislation to legalize sale of weed in 2024, I think I should at least look into harvesting the timber and using that money to build a grow operation.

I know nothing about growing weed.

If you need any help with the cannabis industry lmk. I am very involved in the space and understand regulations and licensing. I have an extraction and manufacturing lab here in NorCal.

JFK · 04-26-2021, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

You cunts are aware that he is talking about a $40 worth of 3d clipart of a farm (wonder what kind of content he will produce on a farm)

It's the same guy that cant afford a SSD drive for his old computer

Rochard · 04-26-2021, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I lived in the country a few years ago, I love it..

Was that the house you were renting when it burned down and you had to be rescued by helicopter?

DownThePoole · 04-27-2021, 01:19 AM

congarts , its really great invest and hard work , but you might get great income ! good luck

OneHungLo · 04-27-2021, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Was that the house you were renting when it burned down and you had to be rescued by helicopter?

Kind of a shitty thing to be poking at someone about. Let's see your house burn down with all its possessions and have some dickstain laugh about it.

Applebite Media · 04-28-2021, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard

https://imvu.com/ virtual world, but the company don't make products just users and because of their super fucked pay-out system most big Asian based 3d producers stay clear of them. Which are both advantages for the individual or small team 3d creators.

Cost's ya $10 a month to have a creating account and about $1 to submit an item

because anyone can make products, there's a huge market outside of the site selling assets for others creating..

Make a free account, keep in mind that name will be your shops name, and then post your user name and I'll buzz ya in game.

I will check it out. Thanks

04-23-2021, 04:38 AM	#1
Applebite Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 406	I bought a farm yesterday! I don't know why but I am on a country/farm kick lately. Maybe I have become too use to the suburbs that moving back to a larger city has made me long for the peace and quiet of a more remote location. So yesterday I stumbled across a huge farm and decided to go ahead and get it. Six buildings on a huge spread. Some of the buildings are partially furnished, some farm equipment... a lot came with this sale, a really good deal. It may not be exactly what I was looking for, but will be good enough. I need to expand my country wardrobe and see about getting some animals on this farm!!! Best 40.00 I have spent for something like this!!! __________________ ================================================== ============================ Help, HELP!.... Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing!!!!!! Stop renting software! Say NO to Rentware! Take a Bite - Applebite Media

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newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	I own a fairly big chunk of land (170 acres) in central Va. It has a barn, and a dilapidated house. It's fully timbered with several springs and streams. I haven't done anything with it, but pay taxes year after year. But, with Va passing legislation to legalize sale of weed in 2024, I think I should at least look into harvesting the timber and using that money to build a grow operation. I know nothing about growing weed. __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.

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tfto GFY and your feelings. Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On the farm. Posts: 2,117	We own a 5-acre farm here in VT. It's a perfect size. Way back, this used to be an apple orchard. What a pain in the ass it was cleaning up the orchard. The fuckin grape vines sucked to get rid of. Now, the apples thrive, and the deer make it a part of the weekly deal to stop by. It's kinda cool to watch them do deer stuff out there. The peace and quiet is so nice.

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Ferus Bye - Left to do stuff Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 4,109	You cunts are aware that he is talking about a $40 worth of 3d clipart of a farm (wonder what kind of content he will produce on a farm) It's the same guy that cant afford a SSD drive for his old computer

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