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View Poll Results: When you text a hooker but she don't reply for 2 hours, how long do you wait to see her?
ASAP, why would it even matter at this point? 3 30.00%
same night 2 20.00%
next day 0 0%
never 3 30.00%
you may just ignore me3, possibly 2 20.00%
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Old 06-25-2021, 09:36 PM   #1
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When you text a hooker but she don't reply for 2 hours, how long do you wait to see her?

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If you don't have another option... just wait, if you have more options.. don't wait
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I give hookers a 10-15 minute window to reply . . . then my libido moves onto the next one.
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Old 06-26-2021, 06:58 AM   #4
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Old 06-26-2021, 07:36 AM   #5
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If you don't have another option... just wait, if you have more options.. don't wait
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Old 06-26-2021, 09:47 AM   #7
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Old 06-26-2021, 10:32 AM   #8
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I have a confession to make...

I created this thread because I thought I could correctly guess how many thread replies it would take blackmonsters to reply with "yo mamma". I was half right.

The 5th poll answer:

"you may just ignore me3, possibly"

(y)ou (m)ay (j)ust (i)gnore me(3), (p)possibly

(y)o (m)amma (j)oke (i)n, (3) (p)osts
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Old 06-26-2021, 10:34 AM   #9
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How much are hookers these days?
Depends on location.

In Cancun, asking prices are $25-$100 USD/hr https://mx.mileroticos.com/escorts/quintana-roo/cancun/
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depends if there are better options
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Old 06-26-2021, 10:54 AM   #11
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Okay, but this case you’re a successful businessman who values his time and has little patience.
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Old 06-26-2021, 10:59 AM   #12
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Furthermore, the bars all closed at 11pm because of COVID curfew due to surging rates (possibly increased from hookers).
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Old 06-26-2021, 11:10 AM   #13
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depends if there are better options
Let’s say she’s the most appealing option on LatAm backpage. How much of a buffer time would you need? Is there such thing as “sloppy seconds” at this point?
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I have a confession to make...

I created this thread because I thought I could correctly guess how many thread replies it would take blackmonsters to reply with "yo mamma". I was half right.

The 5th poll answer:

"you may just ignore me3, possibly"

(y)ou (m)ay (j)ust (i)gnore me(3), (p)possibly

(y)o (m)amma (j)oke (i)n, (3) (p)osts
Man, if my mamma was a hooker I would have ask her to allow any of her female colleagues to pickle my cucumber at a much younger age.
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Old 06-26-2021, 11:21 AM   #15
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Man, if my mamma was a hooker I would have ask her to allow any of her female colleagues to pickle my cucumber at a much younger age.
Your honesty is appreciated.
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I saw your dishrag. You're not getting laid.
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Okay, but this case you’re a successful businessman who values his time and has little patience.
By your own words you are not successful at getting pussy;
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If you are paying, it is not about the relationship, so why would you play hard to get?
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I meant in time passed since she was with her last client, not playing head games. That’s funny though.
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Not all of them. According to a friend.
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