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CurrentlySober · 10-02-2021, 01:44 PM

I kinda do a bit of 'grampa magic' - Mostly close up stuff that pretty much works itself. It certainly impresses the kiddies

Aside from the 'magical appearing turd in my pants' trick, that's kinda my signature move, I have recently been performing 'Gozinta'

Its mad crazy how it even fools adults, cause they can be right up close and examine everything the moment you have done it...

Can YOU tell how its done, just from the video? It looks EXACTLY like that when you do it in real life...
its a real glass, real coins, a real sheet of unbroken rubber with no holes or slits in it. It really happens just like you saw him do it...

Any tricks like this that you know and recommend?

Publisher Bucks · 10-02-2021, 01:50 PM

Not me but my buddy.

He takes about 3" of string, rolls it into a ball, puts it in his mouth, chews it about and swallows it.

2 days later he goes the toilet and poops it out and it is in a perfect bow.

Its a cool trick... I shit you knot

CurrentlySober · 10-02-2021, 02:13 PM

You had me really excited until I saw the punch line... My pants were already around my ankles and I was semi hard... You tease...

12clicks · 10-02-2021, 02:26 PM

I’ve been making money out of thin air for 23 years. 😂

hamiltonsteele · 10-02-2021, 03:27 PM

After a good workout I can make an entire room full of people vanish with one of my farts.

CaptainHowdy · 10-02-2021, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

I’ve been making money out of thin air for 23 years. 😂

. . .

CurrentlySober · 10-02-2021, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by hamiltonsteele

After a good workout I can make an entire room full of people vanish with one of my farts.

Or, attract one extra person in... If i can fit thru the door that is...

Major (Tom) · 10-02-2021, 11:12 PM

I can do that thing where it looks like you pulled off your thumb

Zuzana Designs · 10-03-2021, 03:49 AM

My son is pretty good at magic with cards. He got out of it when he went into the Air Force but he was pretty good at illusions and sleight of hand

12clicks · 10-04-2021, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

Not me but my buddy.

He takes about 3" of string, rolls it into a ball, puts it in his mouth, chews it about and swallows it.

2 days later he goes the toilet and poops it out and it is in a perfect bow.

Its a cool trick... I shit you knot

brassmonkey · 10-04-2021, 10:08 AM

i can make shit vanish by flushing it

Mr Pheer · 10-04-2021, 11:38 AM

You can see the tiny slit in the rubber after he pushes the coin through.

NatalieK · 10-04-2021, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i can make shit vanish by flushing it

this,

i was going to say the same...

I always find it takes me a while, but after a little while, that shit gets flushed

CurrentlySober · 10-04-2021, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

You can see the tiny slit in the rubber after he pushes the coin through.

No. I promise you, there is NO slit or hole in the rubber. The rubber (and everything else) can be examined immediately after the coin goes through, with no further interaction from the 'magician'

Thats why its such a cool trick

LAJ · 10-04-2021, 01:20 PM

There's a coin underneath the rubber. The one on top flips into his hand.

Tube Ace · 10-04-2021, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

My son is pretty good at magic with cards. He got out of it when he went into the Air Force but he was pretty good at illusions and sleight of hand

Whoa. Teen pregnancy, no doubt... I mean you look great!!

CurrentlySober · 10-04-2021, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

There's a coin underneath the rubber. The one on top flips into his hand.

Nope, sorry - still not it... there is only ONE coin - Aside from the copper coin that gets removed (and is a red herring)

If someone answers correctly, I'll happily give the game away

lockept93 · 10-04-2021, 01:33 PM

Yes. I can make your wife disappear.

CurrentlySober · 10-04-2021, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lockept93

Yes. I can make your wife disappear.

Abduction?

Publisher Bucks · 10-04-2021, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Nope, sorry - still not it... there is only ONE coin - Aside from the copper coin that gets removed (and is a red herring)

If someone answers correctly, I'll happily give the game away

I mean, there is only one coin.

Its just on the underside of the rubber, which is stretched so much you can see it - the coin - through the rubber.

No matter which coin they pick at the beginning, the silver coin remains.

Pick the bronze coin, that gets taken away.
Pick the silver coin, that stays.

CurrentlySober · 10-04-2021, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

I mean, there is only one coin.

Its just on the underside of the rubber, which is stretched so much you can see it - the coin - through the rubber.

No matter which coin they pick at the beginning, the silver coin remains.

Pick the bronze coin, that gets taken away.
Pick the silver coin, that stays.

Correct

JesseQuinn · 10-04-2021, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Nope, sorry - still not it... there is only ONE coin - Aside from the copper coin that gets removed (and is a red herring)

If someone answers correctly, I'll happily give the game away

self-healing rubber?

edit: my bad, see Publisher got it

CurrentlySober · 10-04-2021, 01:58 PM

The rubber is actually a dental dam - Extremely stretchy. The fact that its 'gun metal' colour means its absolutely invisible over the silver coin. (Unlike the demo above with the green) The purpose of the second coin is to just sit under the edge of the silver coin, to 'sell' the fact that its 'on top' - But its not

Simple to do and easy to try yourself at home

Tube Ace · 10-04-2021, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks

I’ve been making money out of thin air for 23 years. 😂

My ex-wife does the opposite.

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Originally Posted by lockept93

Yes. I can make your wife disappear.

PM'd you.

LAJ · 10-04-2021, 08:42 PM

Heh... now if I ever see someone trying to do this trick (or any like it) and I'm told to pick a coin... if they hand me the coin I picked I'll be like "no, that's the one I want YOU to keep."

CurrentlySober · 10-05-2021, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

Heh... now if I ever see someone trying to do this trick (or any like it) and I'm told to pick a coin... if they hand me the coin I picked I'll be like "no, that's the one I want YOU to keep."

Knowledge is Poo'er...

J. Falcon · 10-05-2021, 10:09 AM

I used to know that card trick where you take 16 cards and put 4 rows of 4 cards face up on a table, ask the person to choose a card and tell you what row it's in. Then you put them face up again but in opposite rows. By then you know their card and you're counting in your head.

Next you make 4 stacks of 4 cards (face down) and ask the person to "choose" 2 stacks. BUT you never tell them if they're choosing to remove the cards or keep them on the table. Regardless, you keep their card on the table. With 2 stacks left, tell them them to choose one.

Finally, with 1 one stack left, tell them to choose 2 cards... then 1. Flip over their card and stun the room.

Pretty neat trick if you can pull it off. Nobody ever notices what's happening.

CurrentlySober · 10-12-2021, 07:44 AM

Well, I've been working on the 'trick' in order to personalize it... You know... Make it 'My Own'...

Problem is though, as much as I am enjoying smearing it all over the rubber, the glass, myself, (and the spectators) and there's certainly a powerfully magical, & heavenly aroma...

I just cant seem to tie the 'magic' part into it

Any Ideas?

Pic of my setup below:

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candyflip · 10-15-2021, 11:41 AM

Kid I work with is big into magic. He goes all over to Magic "cons" and has always go some new trick to share with us. He's pretty good actually for someone who just does it for shits and giggles.

todservices · 10-15-2021, 08:07 PM

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10-02-2021, 01:44 PM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,488	Can you perform any magic tricks? I kinda do a bit of 'grampa magic' - Mostly close up stuff that pretty much works itself. It certainly impresses the kiddies Aside from the 'magical appearing turd in my pants' trick, that's kinda my signature move, I have recently been performing 'Gozinta' Its mad crazy how it even fools adults, cause they can be right up close and examine everything the moment you have done it... Can YOU tell how its done, just from the video? It looks EXACTLY like that when you do it in real life... its a real glass, real coins, a real sheet of unbroken rubber with no holes or slits in it. It really happens just like you saw him do it... Any tricks like this that you know and recommend? __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

10-02-2021, 02:13 PM	#3
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,488	You had me really excited until I saw the punch line... My pants were already around my ankles and I was semi hard... You tease... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

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10-04-2021, 01:58 PM	#23
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,488	The rubber is actually a dental dam - Extremely stretchy. The fact that its 'gun metal' colour means its absolutely invisible over the silver coin. (Unlike the demo above with the green) The purpose of the second coin is to just sit under the edge of the silver coin, to 'sell' the fact that its 'on top' - But its not Simple to do and easy to try yourself at home __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

10-04-2021, 08:42 PM	#25
LAJ Gingerific Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Austin Posts: 5,568	Heh... now if I ever see someone trying to do this trick (or any like it) and I'm told to pick a coin... if they hand me the coin I picked I'll be like "no, that's the one I want YOU to keep." __________________ YNOT.com - The original industry resource email jay at ynot dot com or skype LAJConsulting

10-05-2021, 10:09 AM	#27
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,562	I used to know that card trick where you take 16 cards and put 4 rows of 4 cards face up on a table, ask the person to choose a card and tell you what row it's in. Then you put them face up again but in opposite rows. By then you know their card and you're counting in your head. Next you make 4 stacks of 4 cards (face down) and ask the person to "choose" 2 stacks. BUT you never tell them if they're choosing to remove the cards or keep them on the table. Regardless, you keep their card on the table. With 2 stacks left, tell them them to choose one. Finally, with 1 one stack left, tell them to choose 2 cards... then 1. Flip over their card and stun the room. Pretty neat trick if you can pull it off. Nobody ever notices what's happening. __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

10-12-2021, 07:44 AM	#28
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,488	Well, I've been working on the 'trick' in order to personalize it... You know... Make it 'My Own'... Problem is though, as much as I am enjoying smearing it all over the rubber, the glass, myself, (and the spectators) and there's certainly a powerfully magical, & heavenly aroma... I just cant seem to tie the 'magic' part into it Any Ideas? Pic of my setup below: . __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

10-15-2021, 11:41 AM	#29
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,052	Kid I work with is big into magic. He goes all over to Magic "cons" and has always go some new trick to share with us. He's pretty good actually for someone who just does it for shits and giggles. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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