Hot or Not Food Porn...

[brassmonkey]

you fappin?

[pornmasta]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you fappin?

2nd looks good. First one is too fat.

[Sly]

I've done the one at the top, fantastic.

[CaptainHowdy]

Those steaks look thin . . .

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Those steaks look thin . . .

[JesseQuinn]

I smoke like a chimney so the last person to give health advice, but y'all really eat that stuff? gross looking, not hot. cannot fap. I prefer animals when they are alive

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

I smoke like a chimney so the last person to give health advice, but y'all really eat that stuff? gross looking, not hot. cannot fap. I prefer animals when they are alive

sort of like live sushi??

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

sort of like live sushi??

not really (sushi is fish, I don't eat animals) but you can go with that if you want

but for real y'all eat this stuff? fat-laden dead animals. seems mighty tasty

no judgment if that's yo thing but gross to me, and I'm allowed an opinion

NOT food porn

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

not really (sushi is fish, I don't eat animals) but you can go with that if you want

but for real y'all eat this stuff? fat-laden dead animals. seems mighty tasty

no judgment if that's yo thing but gross to me, and I'm allowed an opinion

you keep eating up peter rabbits food

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you keep eating up peter rabbits food

nah, we share. it's all good

[AlexxxSBG]

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[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you fappin?

Nice!! Looks luscious

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

Nice!! Looks luscious

gross, kinda in keeping with you

[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

gross, kinda in keeping with you

I’m like expired milk to you. You know it’s bad, but you need to smell it anyway. I’m flattered jessie. But I’m taken

[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by Sly

I've done the one at the top, fantastic.

I did that one for valentines day. I pulled it off too!

[MatureKing]

we can't approve it

[Sergio]

Here is the right position - Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg only eats meat he kills himself!

[JustBiz]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you fappin?

Take that to a vet ... and put it down humanely before I even think about eating it.

Raw ... eeeyuck.

[Major (Tom)]

Originally Posted by JustBiz

Take that to a vet ... and put it down humanely before I even think about eating it.

Raw ... eeeyuck.

That’s the proper way to eat it. Rare

[baddog]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

not really (sushi is fish, I don't eat animals) but you can go with that if you want

but for real y'all eat this stuff? fat-laden dead animals. seems mighty tasty

no judgment if that's yo thing but gross to me, and I'm allowed an opinion

NOT food porn

FYI - the fat is exactly why it is so tasty.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

That’s the proper way to eat it. Rare

His comment says a lot. He probably orders his steak well done.

[JustBiz]

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

That’s the proper way to eat it. Rare

Worms in my colon are not one of my turn-ons. ;-)

Originally Posted by baddog

His comment says a lot. He probably orders his steak well done.

Hey, Krusty

Yeah, I order it cooked.

Don't start worrying about me now ... between stalking Rochard, your fetid waterbed and your TV shows, your days are already busy enough.

[just a punk]

That's how I like it

[romeo22]

im not good in this.Where can i order on of these?

[adultchatpay]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you fappin?

Just the way i like it!

[pornguy]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

nah, we share. it's all good

If I eat you is that vegan by proxy??

I guess same as having a steak.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by pornguy

If I eat you is that vegan by proxy??

I guess same as having a steak.

More like sushi.

[JesseQuinn]

my ex used to grill me jerk tofu on the BBQ but I don't have one now. luckily bf (I do NOT cook) came up with something better...

slice a pkg of firm tofu into four slices. marinate in jerk sauce for a few hours or overnight. saute some diced garlic and onions and/or scallion in veg broth with pepper, hot pepper, pimento and a soupcon of salt. once cooked down and broth is mostly evaporated add the tofu slices and some sliced mushrooms and sear on both sides (I think 'sear' is the word, not up on the lingo)

it's fucking delicious

admit I'm not a food fan in general (find it a PITA, mostly just drink OJ and coconut water, totally off fruit I used to love; used to worship at the altar of grapes and watermelon), but this is a food I eat. highly rec'd

to each their own, like I wrote earlier. I personally cannot fathom putting blood from another being into my body but do recognize that we are designed to be omnivores. s'all good. I also cannot imagine eating that much fat without feeling awful after but again, your bodies, your choices. do you

just if in the mood for something new try the above. it is so tasty

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by pornguy

If I eat you is that vegan by proxy??

I guess same as having a steak.

if you're gonna 'eat' me you best have some skills

[just a punk]

[brassmonkey]

[just a punk]

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

what is the brown thing in that pic? is that a fish or maybe an eel? not being critical or sarcastic, genuinely curious

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

what is the brown thing in that pic? is that a fish or maybe an eel? not being critical or sarcastic, genuinely curious

It's Sterlet - a very tasty dish. Her caviar is black. But it not cheap...

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

what is the brown thing in that pic? is that a fish or maybe an eel? not being critical or sarcastic, genuinely curious

looks like a Sturgeon. they get eggs from them

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

...

gracias for responding

interesting that they can handle both fresh and saltwater, salmon in Canada are the same

and I learned a new word today (very difficult for a word nerd to experience, cool when it happens).' isinglass'

did try caviar once, eons ago, not sure what type tbh. recall it wasn't an unpleasant flavor but the texture felt weird in my mouth

think my fav thing to come out of the sea back when I experimented with animal eating was conch (god I miss conch ceviche, but no season anyway as warming oceans are inhibiting egg production) and also uni. damn that was good too, loved the creamy texture

your pics are interesting, everything Russian always seems so lavish. it's neat, and pretty. I'm def too scrub for it

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

and I learned a new word today (very difficult for a word nerd to experience, cool when it happens).' isinglass'

Isinglass is a clarifying agent for my dear beer (I like 'em cloudy as well) . . .

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Isinglass is a clarifying agent for my dear beer (I like 'em cloudy as well) . . .

murderer

(still adore ya) =p

[fuzebox]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

but for real y'all eat this stuff? fat-laden dead animals. seems mighty tasty

Yep, delicious. Fat = flavor. The same reason why avocados and nuts taste good.

[Look Chang]

I LOVE seafood ...

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by Look Chang

I LOVE seafood ...

that dead lobster does not want to share

[JesseQuinn]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Yep, delicious. Fat = flavor. The same reason why avocados and nuts taste good.

first off, gracias for understanding where I was coming from with my initial comments. not about the dead animals. all my friends eat animals, most of my fam as well, same with bf. he eats animals in my home every day, any time we have guests he either cooks them or we order that in. my cats eat meat, they are def not meant to be vegan. I do not impose my personal choices on others, nor judge them for being (the horror) different than me

hell, one of my offline jobs is running a (small but successful) fishing operation. love working with the fisher folk, they are fun and I get to conduct much of that biz on the beach

what I was (evidently inarticulately) trying to comment on was the amount of fat in those initial pics. in this we are very different. to me fat does not equal flavor, that's what herbs and spices are for. fat makes me feel gross, my stomach all "what are you trying to do to me?"

honestly hate avocado pears and nuts for that very reason, way too heavy in my stomach

to each their own. def like some of the latter pics more. look fresher, lighter, more colorful

incidentally, the tofu recipe I posted that bf does for me also works with animal meat. bf has done chicken for guests whilst doing my tofu and it's a hit. would def rec trying it

but again, thanks for understanding this was not a 'shame the omnivore' thing for me

everyone enjoy whatever you eat today =)

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

fuck yeah! Loving this table

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

. . .

Tofu in Jamaica sounds like a sign of the apocalypse (or the apocalypso).