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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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![]() Has anyone in human existence ever received a blowjob while performing an iron cross on gymnastics rings, and still manage to bust?
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So Fucking Banned
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Assuming they had a dick, of course.
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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In my twenties, thirties i would be able to hold my own weight for as long as i cared for I wouldn't even be able to hold myself up these days. 50 now.
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#4 |
So Fucking Banned
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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i've never even received a normal blowjob...
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#6 |
So Fucking Banned
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Have you considered an inversion table?
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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With me weighing well over 670lbs, I doubt you'll find one strong enough...
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NORCAL
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No, but I saw this at the SF Armory at a kink.com party once.
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