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WhiteKnight · 06-25-2022, 05:48 PM

I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it

machinegunkelly · 06-25-2022, 08:10 PM

Sounds like ya dont deserve one!

I'll never forget my first fleshlight .. wore that bitch out faster than my ol' lady at the time.

sandman! · 06-25-2022, 10:12 PM

Just go buy one lol

CurrentlySober · 06-26-2022, 08:49 AM

and me too please, while we are at it...

i cunt a4d1...

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 06-26-2022, 09:43 AM

Those who've been using it, how is the feeling?

Wilbo · 06-26-2022, 09:48 AM

Do they come in X Small size? Asking for a friend.

Publisher Bucks · 06-26-2022, 09:52 AM

You want it used? With a load in it still? Or?

blackmonsters · 06-26-2022, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

can anyone mail me a free fleshlight please

Yo mamma!

sarettah · 06-26-2022, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it

I can fix you up.

Free.

Shipping and handling $150.

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CurrentlySober · 06-26-2022, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it

why not just go to an adult toy store and steal one?

SAMANTAmax · 06-26-2022, 02:40 PM

Hard days its under a dollar

jimpakilove · 06-26-2022, 11:27 PM

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TaiGhost · 06-27-2022, 12:32 AM

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DVTimes · 06-27-2022, 01:49 AM

I will post you one free if you pay for postage.

CurrentlySober · 06-27-2022, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

why not just go to an adult toy store and steal one?

Or, just order one from Amazon, then file a D.N.A. (Did Not Arrive) claim, and they credit you your money back...

Simples...

Klen · 06-27-2022, 04:08 AM

I had one but did not use it, i simply gave it to a friend.

zijlstravideo · 06-27-2022, 06:58 AM

Just start promoting, make enough sales, and you'll get your freebies. One of the benefits of being an affiliate in the adult business.

CurrentlySober · 06-27-2022, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

why not just go to an adult toy store and steal one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Or, just order one from Amazon, then file a D.N.A. (Did Not Arrive) claim, and they credit you your money back...

Alternatively, find one of your neighbours who has one, break into his house, and hide in his closet. Later, when he is using the fleshlight, sneak out behind him, and smack him round the side of the head with a house brick.

He should fall off the chair or bed, release the fleshlight, then its yours...

Really, with so many simple, easy and enjoyable ways to acquire a fleshlight for free, with such minimal effort, I really think you should be ashamed of yourself for simply 'asking' on GFY... Use your initiative instead...

Rochard · 06-28-2022, 03:20 PM

When I was at Playboy they sent us a box of them. I handed them out to everyone. Everyone was quiet the next morning and no one mentioned them... The silence was strange. But one guy... Christian.... He went crazy with his. He told us stories about how he used it in the shower. Poor guy must have been exhausted.

emmasexytime · 06-29-2022, 10:13 PM

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brassmonkey · 06-30-2022, 02:02 AM

buy a large watermelon

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venus · 06-30-2022, 10:01 AM

you know some one will send you one they just used right

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Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it

Alex21 · 06-30-2022, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Wilbo

Do they come in X Small size? Asking for a friend.

Reminds me of a joke...

Guy: Hey honey.. I got a condom here with your name written on it
Girl: Umm.. I think you're mistaken... my name isn't 'Durex Extra Small'

ok.. "joke"

Alex21 · 06-30-2022, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it

Yeah.. I bought one like 20 years ago kid you not... it was the Glow in the dark pussy... like the only one they sold in Australia or something... thrashed it good... then chucked it.. damn wish I kept it as brand new would be worth some nice

now

Look Chang · 06-30-2022, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it

Try a girl ! My gf has a very realistic fleshlight between her legs...

machinegunkelly · 07-04-2022, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

Try a girl ! My gf has a very realistic fleshlight between her legs...

She's also got a mouth somewhere above that.

And THAT is why people use fleshlights.

escorpio · 07-04-2022, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

buy a large watermelon

No comment.

You trying to set me up for a racism ban, dogg?

fastball · 07-04-2022, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteKnight

I had one a few years ago…ended up forgetting it somewhere and miss having it

So you are another porn biz washout. This board seems to be full of guys like you nowadays. What happened? This place used to be full of successful pornographers and now guys are begging for sex toys. Shame.

AMDWarrior · 07-14-2022, 09:36 PM

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