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how to become a bad boy that women want? But I am a pussy?
how to become a bad boy? But I am a pussy?
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you don't need to be a pussy, or a bad boy. just be yourself
to me a pussy is someone who acts like a punk. rats out their friends, never chips in for a bill, willing to grasp the tail of any nefarious snake that slithers by (no disrespect to actual snakes). if you mean you're a kind, ethical and gentle person well...good! our world needs more of y'all a hot, fit, intelligent, funny (even stupid humor is better than none) and nice version of yourself - and make sure she comes too. not difficult. from your other thread I know you read so you're half-way there "bad boys" is a euphemism for dudes who treat women like shit. you really want to be like that? it's really not complicated, if you follow the principles of the third paragraph but you need to get outside in the real world to do it. so lace up your kicks and get at it already wish ya luck
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lol a misogynist giving advice on how to pick up quality women. shocked he's still single (and not by choice)
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I want to be like one of those guys on facebook that wears a gold chain and says his job is "self-employed" and school is "school of hard knocks". I don't want to work, want a girl that will support me.
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I gotchu dawg...
First off, pay no attention to the menopausal misandrist who hates her own race. This is what she really looks like. ![]() Clearly nothing like she is passing herself off to be as in her over-filtered avatar. Take advice from a man who has laid hundreds of women all over the world. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Required social media account following: hoodville on instagram https://www.instagram.com/hoodville/ feminism is cancer on FB https://www.facebook.com/FIC04 After studying the feminism is cancer group on FB, delete FB and hit the GYM. ![]() ![]() Keep ice flowing in your veins because pimps don't cry Once you're finished running through deez hoes, it's time to settle down with a submissive woman with traditional values who knows how to play her role. JustPearlyThings and RealFemSapien on YouTube are women's greatest hope to learning how to get wifed up. Any woman who is not the mother of your children is replaceable. and for the love of God, never forget: |
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She looks the same and TubeAce, you are the most overconfident ugly motherfucker to ever grace these forums.
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^ fine example of a playa hatin', pussy ass simp.
I've been a heartbreaker my whole life. ![]() This shit aint nothing new to me. I got bishes who I don't speak a common language fiendin for dis dong ![]() ![]() Statues have been erected in my honor. ![]() Dudes who I grew up with know my fuckin pedigree ![]() |
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Win the lottery.
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I've been taken out on more dates than I've taken other people out and two different girls have proposed to me.. Yeah, they like a bad boy, but it's the different kind than you think. Still have to be nice to them and talk to them like a best friend and not just a girl that you're hooking up with.. Think more mischievous and less being an asshole.
![]() ..Having a big dick helps too lol
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thank you. that was a pic a I posted a few months back to 'prove' I was who I claimed to be. zero makeup. no lighting except for sunlight from the windows. hair I tried to tame down a bit with water on my hands after I unleashed it from my ponytail, with limited success. thankfully now the remnants of that bruise on my left eye have faded completely
think he keeps reposting it cuz he likes the Ugandan face masks in the background ![]() funny that he tries to shame me with a picture of myself...dude I see that every day in the mirror. I'm not ashamed of the skin I'm in. I'm not gonna reply to your wholly inaccurate comments about me cuz not worth my time. like I'm menopausal and hate white (I'm half white btw, the words are Mi'kmaq or Metis; learn it, live, it, love it. where you think I got my bone structure?) people or men. lol, alrighty then but since I have a couple mins... cannot wrap my brain around your thought process I'm too thin but fat women suck I'm a slut cuz I have sex but you extol the virtues of men who play the field (and any man posting screencaps of women he'll never actually fuck is totally getting all the pussy) I'm gonna get laid tonight, are you? @OP if all you're looking for is a meal ticket Tube is your boy
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You need to find out where you are on the looks totem pole.
The YouTuber wheatwaffles provides a face rating service on fiverr. https://www.fiverr.com/wheatwaffles/...maxxing-advice Delve into "looksmaxxing" and get your body fat to single digits if possible. Men and women are not the same. No man or boy can get endless attention the way women can without having some kind of skill, money or social status. That's just how it is. Accept it. This girl is so beautiful, she has millions of followers on social media and she doesn't even have to show her body. Look into mewing (tongue posture) and don't breath through your mouth. Inhale though your nose. Get some hard gum (Falim on Amazon) to chew and strengthen your jaw. ![]() https://www.amazon.com/s?k=falim+gum...s_ts-doa-p_1_6 |
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... by the same pedigree of this woman, I'm sure.
![]() Congrats? Who You Find Attractive Is Based on How Hot You Are To sum it up in a single word... cope. As your social status climbs, the losers you are crushing will come out in droves to hate on a pimp. Check out this thread about Andrew Tate on reddit that was locked after only 6 hours. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQue...g_andrew_tate/ Now remember.. this is what your average redditors look like. ![]() The infamous 2012 Baltimore reddit meetup ![]() Here's Tate: ![]() Now, whose life do you want? |
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Not yours you ugly ass moron.
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NEWSFLASH: she's not attracted to men like you, pussy. She's made a living off of white-knight, beta male, simps like you.
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congrats on a hot thread!
![]() getting laid is easy. i can get laid in any country, including feminist America. connect, laugh, share something intimate, game set match. if you want a life partner, you need one (or two?) who can slay dragons with you. if she/he isn't down with your mission, or you aren't down with their pursuits, it isn't the right one. life with a partner is about growing together. otherwise be single. both ways are fun. ![]() #porncms
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online my clients tend to be older and some of then have known me for over a decade. we have connections of the sort I don't think you'd understand. simps? fuck no. like in no way whatsoever. you know nothing about me, or them pretty picture of the fat woman (I think a whole family could live in her shorts but no shade). I think we've discovered Tube's secret fetish. explains at least why he's so hooked on female body size. I'll try to gain 300lbs so he'll be decent to me as to the rest of that nonsense, wouldn't be interested in Brad Pitt and nope, not gonna take some 'evaluate how attractive you are' quiz. I am who I am god you are boring. I imagine you spend 12 hours a day in front of the mirror checking your abs wishing the perfect submissive virgin female has the sense to run fleeing from you. me and my 'imperfect' face are out
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Don't sweat it man, in a few years from now, Elon will produce sex bots which are also programmed to clean your house, laugh when you fart, and are heavily pre-trained to never complain.
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Tate has the personality to pull off the dumb shit you are attempting. Anyone would know he gets laid where you give off incel energy to the extreme. |
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^ How can anyone be this stupid?
An "ugly incel" who has literally heard he looks like every blond haired, blue eyed Hollywood heartthrob since the 1990s and has slept with hundreds of women spanning multiple continents, some of whom can't speak a lick of his native language. Everything women say they want in a man (tall, smart, handsome, fit, successful, well-traveled, brave, confident, big dick, humble) literally describes ME. If these women aren't fucking me, WHO ARE THEY FUCKING?!? YOU!?!? ![]() ![]() |
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Clean your bloody room bucko, eyy?
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so i don't really care who's pulling what. my only curiosity is why you have no self control on an industry board? yea we are more free form here on gfy, and 'politically correct' had to take a plan B after spending time here, but we're still professionals. we just dont suck any corporate cock. i think a little decorum is in order? if you disagree its all good too lol #
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I wish someone would teach me how to be a pussy so bitches would finally leave me in peace
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I'm guessing you don't play sports or have a very competitive spirit. This is how I motivate myself. I learned from the GOAT himself, Michael Jordan. Many people will describe him as the most competitive man in the world. This man was God to me growing up. His behavior was also described as downright psychopathic. The result was, he made everyone around him better. Honestly, I just want people to be the best versions of themselves, including myself. Okay, back to business... Who is this assclown?? What do you even do in this industry? Where was I "begging for side gigs on GFY"? I'm a web developer, that's what I do. Not that you would know anything about that. Go ahead and post the URL of the masterpiece you have for sale in your sig... |
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![]() It's more about being playful and teasing - sometimes. That shows confidence and lets you say something real, but in a way that's not threatening. There's also a self-control element. Don't always say whatever comes to mind. Don't always compliment and call/text. Sometimes wait and force her to contact you, then you can say the compliment and it doesn't seem desperate. Generally, women don't like real bad boys (meaning true assholes or abusers). They like someone who isn't clingy, who makes them work a little but gives the payoff of being the good boy when they want good boy! |
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Thanks for all advise. I will be swimming in ass soon.
I ordered gold chain on Amazon. Look good? ![]() Should I get a thicker one? JustPearlyThings and RealFemSapien, I don't understand what they are saying. Words are too big.
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Is that K-Fed? If so, it should work. You just gotta knock up the current pop tart. Then you can kick back and get fat while collecting those child support checks after shawty loses her mind and custody of the kids.
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That makes sense. Thanks.
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You could always try soiling yourself. I was always told that I was a 'Bad Boy' when I did it everyday at school.
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But yeah MJ's legacy is so incredible tens of thousands of people have been killed over shoes with his Jumpman logo on it. That be one of the greatest flexes is history, ever. An Estimated 1,200 Americans Die Every Year Because Of Sneakers https://www.mtv.com/news/t8175k/sneaker-culture-deaths The stories of Jordan being "an asshole" are hilarious. Kobe also emulated Jordan with his "Mamba Mentality" My favorite growing up was Top Gun, about the school for the top 1% of US Naval aviators. Being a fighter pilot was my first career choice, but unfortunately my bad eye vision from staring at computer screens so much killed that dream. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() These were my idols, so I guess that's just how I'm wired. So my current dream is build a multi-billion dollar ecommerce platform, and father 100 children similarly as this Turkish businessman Galip Ozturk and his wife.. ![]() ![]() https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buz...to-have/720051 If I father 100 children, 50 or so will be boys. I love the idea of 50 mini-me's running around the world. ![]() ... and have enough money left over to buy my own fighter jet. |
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Tube Ace why you tryin' so hard man? lmfao.
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^ Right on queue, my gay stalker is here trying to convert me again. He must have heard I was posting shirtless pics.
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^ You are such a weirdo creep.
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