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Old 12-30-2022, 09:58 AM   #1
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My birthday is coming up!

Hi GFY-ers!

My big 45 is coming up and I want to do something nice for myself, for the first time in my life. I am single, free and I can do whatever I want with whoever I want. But...I work hard all they and I can't travel. So, I decided to meet an escort if that's even possible. What is your experience with an escort? Are there girls who are willing to travel? I am in Eastern Europe by the way...All maybe it's better to setup a meeting with some porn star from this area?
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Old 12-31-2022, 04:51 PM   #2
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My big 45 is coming up and I want to do something nice for myself, for the first time in my life. I am single, free and I can do whatever I want...
May I suggest you enjoy the pleasure of soiling yourself? It can be a truly delightful experience - Really push the boat out, and treat yourself to brand new clothes and underwear to do it in. Be sure to set up at least 2 cameras, so you can relive the moment in your old age

Happy Birthday though, whatever you decide to do
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Old 01-01-2023, 11:43 PM   #3
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Get your relief quickly and get out. Everybody has baggage. it costs more
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Old 01-04-2023, 04:08 AM   #4
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Thank you and Happy New Year! I decided to drink a box of wine and cry my self to sleep instead

I will soil myself for my 50th birthday
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I will soil myself for my 50th birthday
Good Man - Plenty of time to prepare - I'm a great believer in delayed gratification...

Plus it gives you 5 years to work out which foods will give you the best results, and if you intend to invite a small discrete audience, of close family and friends along to watch, the advance notice should ensure that they have availability in their diarys !

Win / Win
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