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Join Date: May 2016
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My birthday is coming up!
Hi GFY-ers!
My big 45 is coming up and I want to do something nice for myself, for the first time in my life. I am single, free and I can do whatever I want with whoever I want. But...I work hard all they and I can't travel. So, I decided to meet an escort if that's even possible. What is your experience with an escort? Are there girls who are willing to travel? I am in Eastern Europe by the way...All maybe it's better to setup a meeting with some porn star from this area? ![]() |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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Get your relief quickly and get out. Everybody has baggage. it costs more
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Thank you and Happy New Year! I decided to drink a box of wine and cry my self to sleep instead
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Location: A Public Bathroom
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Good Man - Plenty of time to prepare - I'm a great believer in delayed gratification...
Plus it gives you 5 years to work out which foods will give you the best results, and if you intend to invite a small discrete audience, of close family and friends along to watch, the advance notice should ensure that they have availability in their diarys ! Win / Win ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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