What is your dream job? Here is mine.

[Nitzer Ebb]

https://www.tiktok.com/@sealifeoffic...66352216100097

I want to work on a ship as private security guard. Just look at the view.

[TheLegacy]

My dream job would be working at a funeral home when my ex shows up in the back of a car

[NatalieK]

if i can just triple my figures, then already in my dream job

[Look Chang]

I would like to be a women's virginity checker in the countries where sex before wedding is forbidden . . .

[imob-nl]

...win in the lottery and taking care of my animal sanctuary in fulltime.

[plsureking]

a "job" isn't in any of my dreams

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[DVTimes]

Mine would be looking after baby pandas all day.

[DVTimes]

Originally Posted by NatalieK

if i can just triple my figures, then already in my dream job

Gary, deliver newspapers once a week, and you will be making ten times what you probably make with your website.

[CurrentlySober]

I'm already in it - Professional government benefits scrounger.

I claim and receive almost EVERY benefit going. Free housing, (rent Paid) free car, free food, free disability allowance, free attendance allowance, PIP, free medications & dental, ect etc...

Then I just lay around shitting the bed all day, and poosting on gfy about my doing so, then twice a day 2 nurses (paid for by the government) come in, shout at me, and clean me up...

I answer to no one, eat stupid amounts of food 24/7 & shit myself as much and as often as I like...

What more could I want in life? I'm already living the dream...

[plsureking]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm already in it - Professional government benefits scrounger.

I claim and receive almost EVERY benefit going. Free housing, (rent Paid) free car, free food, free disability allowance, free attendance allowance, PIP, free medications & dental, ect etc...

Then I just lay around shitting the bed all day, and poosting on gfy about my doing so, then twice a day 2 nurses (paid for by the government) come in, shout at me, and clean me up...

I answer to no one, eat stupid amounts of food 24/7 & shit myself as much and as often as I like...

What more could I want in life? I'm already living the dream...

haha you got good points

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[DVTimes]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I'm already in it - Professional government benefits scrounger.

I claim and receive almost EVERY benefit going. Free housing, (rent Paid) free car, free food, free disability allowance, free attendance allowance, PIP, free medications & dental, ect etc...

Then I just lay around shitting the bed all day, and poosting on gfy about my doing so, then twice a day 2 nurses (paid for by the government) come in, shout at me, and clean me up...

I answer to no one, eat stupid amounts of food 24/7 & shit myself as much and as often as I like...

What more could I want in life? I'm already living the dream...

We used to call it a government artist.

As is drawing the dole.

For those not from the uk or under 50, we used to call unemployment the dole.

So it is a play on words.

When I was 15 years old this joke had me on hysterics.

[IAW]

My dream job is to arm people with power, so they we exit slavery.
Slavery is base on disinformation. My dream job is to arm people with the right information - knowledge.
Knowledge is power.

[adultchatpay]

Originally Posted by IAW

My dream job is to arm people with power, so they we exit slavery.
Slavery is base on disinformation. My dream job is to arm people with the right information - knowledge.
Knowledge is power.

Well said!

[fuzebox]

OP needs to title his thread better if he wants people to engage in discussion about Somali piracy and not actually ask people what stupid job they wish they had

[CaptainHowdy]

Work ain't something I dream about . . .

[plsureking]

Originally Posted by IAW

My dream job is to arm people with power, so they we exit slavery.
Slavery is base on disinformation. My dream job is to arm people with the right information - knowledge.
Knowledge is power.

your ignorance is always precious. if everybody exits "slavery", who will do all the work to keep the economy going? or you don't think we need an economy either? no one needs to put up electric lines or dig for coal? let's go back to the 1700s?

its a cute idea, as all of your posts are very cute, but not at all realistic. maybe you should write fan fiction?

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[IAW]

Originally Posted by plsureking

your ignorance is always precious. if everybody exits "slavery", who will do all the work to keep the economy going? or you don't think we need an economy either? no one needs to put up electric lines or dig for coal? let's go back to the 1700s?

its a cute idea, as all of your posts are very cute, but not at all realistic. maybe you should write fan fiction?

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They are:
- Energy and risk based pay structure.
- Right food so everyone is in the right mind, tall and blonde.

Then coal miners will make big money.

If trump owns hotels, penthouses and a COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE and you dont even own an apartment, you are a slave and trusp is a slave owner.

If coal miner owns a 7 bedroom, and trump owns a 2 bedroom, then we are in balance.

Nothing cuter than justice. Im pushing the system towards it as I type.

It will come sooner or later. Some say slave owners will be executed for what they have done to us.

[IAW]

Originally Posted by plsureking

your ignorance is always precious. if everybody exits "slavery", who will do all the work to keep the economy going? or you don't think we need an economy either? no one needs to put up electric lines or dig for coal? let's go back to the 1700s?

its a cute idea, as all of your posts are very cute, but not at all realistic. maybe you should write fan fiction?

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Did you know that slave owners supress technology and healthcare? There may already be ideas how to dig coal by machines and how to live to 100 years.

[plsureking]

Originally Posted by IAW

crazy crazy crazy

nothing says crazy like two fucking replies to my comment

i don't read anything you write. maybe stop trying to take over threads with your craziness.



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[Kittens]

Originally Posted by plsureking

a "job" isn't in any of my dreams

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This is the only real answer. Anyone who has a "dream job" isn't dreaming big enough.

I'd hate to be laying on my death bed and think "Man, I wish I worked more"

[The Porn Nerd]

My only dream "job" is a blow from Anissa Kate.

[Nitzer Ebb]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

OP needs to title his thread better if he wants people to engage in discussion about Somali piracy and not actually ask people what stupid job they wish they had

No, I just want to do it. Looks like fun and 100% legal.

[RedShoe]

Originally Posted by DVTimes

We used to call it a government artist.

As is drawing the dole.

For those not from the uk or under 50, we used to call unemployment the dole.

So it is a play on words.

When I was 15 years old this joke had me on hysterics.

Wait!! You’re from the UK? Born and raised? So then to me, you’d have an accent?? I’ve been reading all your posts in an American accent!!

Fuck!

I mean.. BOLLOCKS!!

[RedShoe]

Originally Posted by IAW

They are:
- Energy and risk based pay structure.
- Right food so everyone is in the right mind, tall and blonde.

Then coal miners will make big money.

If trump owns hotels, penthouses and a COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE and you dont even own an apartment, you are a slave and trusp is a slave owner.

If coal miner owns a 7 bedroom, and trump owns a 2 bedroom, then we are in balance.

Nothing cuter than justice. Im pushing the system towards it as I type.

It will come sooner or later. Some say slave owners will be executed for what they have done to us.

Because entropy exists, there has never been a time, nor is there any indication, that humanity will reverse course. We have been enslaving and killing each other for as long as we’ve been alive.

You, sadly are not moving anything towards anything. I like to see this kind of hope in people but there are 8 billion ppl on this planet… you are doing nothing more, but living, sucking up resources, and then you’ll die, and so will the entire planet one day.

Until then… enjoy.

[Sergio]

Dream job = life without job (FIRE)