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GFY'S #1 retard
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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![]() Even though you can cut a nice hole in a pumpkin, DO NOT FUCK IT!
Pumpkin flesh feels slimy and gooey, but it is actually very coarse. Your dick will be like fucking sandpaper after 1 minute. Ask me how I know?! |
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Location: Zürich, Switzerland
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All Your Design Needs
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👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏
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Don't tell me what to do, now I'm gonna go pump some kin... wait no, fuck a pumpkin.
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Sexpat
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Always wear a condom while fucking a pumpkin . . .
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Rotten pumpkin could be soft enough
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Or you will get a butternut squash in the ass
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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i cunt a4da pumpkin...
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Porn SEO
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Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: EU
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Good thing you told me... I was just about to fuck a pumpkin after I'm done writing some article. Thanks, mate! You're a lifesaver. GFY rocks!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
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If the pumpkin consents . . .
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Better to make soup with it.
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