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Old 10-31-2023, 06:40 PM   #1
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:stoned Do not fuck a pumpkin

Even though you can cut a nice hole in a pumpkin, DO NOT FUCK IT!

Pumpkin flesh feels slimy and gooey, but it is actually very coarse. Your dick will be like fucking sandpaper after 1 minute. Ask me how I know?!
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Old 10-31-2023, 06:59 PM   #2
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Even though you can cut a nice hole in a pumpkin, DO NOT FUCK IT!

Pumpkin flesh feels slimy and gooey, but it is actually very coarse. Your dick will be like fucking sandpaper after 1 minute. Ask me how I know?!
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Old 10-31-2023, 07:05 PM   #3
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Old 10-31-2023, 07:47 PM   #4
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Don't tell me what to do, now I'm gonna go pump some kin... wait no, fuck a pumpkin.
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Old 10-31-2023, 08:40 PM   #5
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Always wear a condom while fucking a pumpkin . . .

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Old 10-31-2023, 09:23 PM   #6
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Rotten pumpkin could be soft enough
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Old 10-31-2023, 11:50 PM   #7
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Old 11-01-2023, 03:15 AM   #8
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Old 11-01-2023, 03:27 AM   #9
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Good thing you told me... I was just about to fuck a pumpkin after I'm done writing some article. Thanks, mate! You're a lifesaver. GFY rocks!
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Old 11-01-2023, 08:03 AM   #10
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Old 11-01-2023, 11:26 AM   #11
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Better to make soup with it.
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