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Old 11-07-2023, 01:30 PM   #1
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:stoned Similarities between cumshots and tears

Anyone here like me, have you reached such high points of sexual outlet, but also such low lows of absolute misery that you can compare the throbbing pulsating cumshots from your most intense orgasms to the eyelid-shuddering, absolute eyequake tears that can burst forth from your eyes and make you wonder where your body stores all these tears?

Makes me feel very zen when I acknowledge that my most powerful orgasms during the craziest sex kind of balances out the most intense tears during the toughest times of my life

Been putting 100% effort into working on my classic car and hit nothing but hurdles, worked beyond them finally today!

Might be a different thread but I feel like you could compare and contrast the same levels of pleasure when you lift weights and put 100% effort in as when you are beat after the gym and eat a fine high-protein meal like a fat steak.
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Old 11-07-2023, 02:47 PM   #2
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It really makes me teary-eyed that they won't leave after I spilled my seed . . .
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Old 11-07-2023, 10:17 PM   #3
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It really makes me teary-eyed that they won't leave after I spilled my seed . . .
Yup, most of them are waiting for a big banknote when their orifice overflows with seed . . .

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Old 11-08-2023, 01:00 AM   #4
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I always tear up when shit hard.
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Old 11-09-2023, 09:27 PM   #5
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I always tear up when shit hard.
There has been 1 time in my life I was constipated and had the WORST shit of my life and it was after coming home from Internext a few days after having like a 32 oz steak in Vegas and it got stuck in my guts for like 4 days... was horrible!
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I always tear up when shit hard.
Sometimes it can be spiritual
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There has been 1 time in my life I was constipated and had the WORST shit of my life and it was after coming home from Internext a few days after having like a 32 oz steak in Vegas and it got stuck in my guts for like 4 days... was horrible!
Constipation is like listening to woke bullshit.
After a few a days, it’s an ER visit
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Constipation is like listening to woke bullshit.
After a few a days, it’s an ER visit
I forget how big the steak was, it was like 32, 40 or 48 oz steak, I forget which size I got, I finished nearly the entire thing. I think it was only like $50 back in like 2006, I wonder if it would be like $150 today!
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