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Old 11-18-2023, 02:44 AM   #1
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Warning: Running may result in blood clots on your ding dong and it may fall off

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Old 11-18-2023, 02:45 AM   #2
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i cunt a4da ding dong...

i only have a ding....
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Old 11-18-2023, 02:49 AM   #3
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i cunt a4da ding dong...

i only have a ding....
Police keep arresting me for having a deadly weapon in my pants.

I got banned from a naturist park as I kept tripping over my ding dong.
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Old 11-18-2023, 04:11 AM   #4
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Take a boron supplement and put a cup of Borax in your bath water twice a week. I'm 49 years old and I still wake up with rock hard erections.
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Old 11-18-2023, 06:06 AM   #5
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If at 44 you hadn't made fair use of your cock enough to be chopped off you might as well had been born without one . . .
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Old 11-18-2023, 12:28 PM   #6
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Old 11-22-2023, 09:49 AM   #8
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That may explain why Im hung like a light switch

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