Xhamster finnaly launched their own store - GoFuckYourself.com

zawali · 11-30-2023, 05:04 AM

DVTimes · 11-30-2023, 05:35 AM

Not sure many will buy.

Playboy did well marketing clothes to the public, to the point I have seen six year olds with branded playboy goods.

People have got pornhub and faketaxi stuff as it is seen as a joke. I have seen a few cars with faketaxi stickers.

But I am not sure xhamster will have that same appeal.

Erobits · 11-30-2023, 08:25 AM

-Buy a Christmas tree
-Gifts for the family +DONE+

RyuLion · 11-30-2023, 11:40 AM

Good luck to them!

mechanicvirus · 11-30-2023, 12:11 PM

Oh cool, can't wait to see exactly who i think is going to wear these clothes while i silently distance myself, because even mentioning that i work in porn to normal people wearing porn clothes will summon the depths of hell in the form of "PEOPLE PAY FOR IT?".

mechanicvirus · 11-30-2023, 12:35 PM

I step out of my car at the local Audi car meet, I see a gentleman in a slammed audi a4 with scratched rims. Notice the two in the pink one in the stink bumper sticker, @xx_timmytommyf4st5 instagram sticker on the side and back windows, he stands up and lets his Xhamster shirt unravel and goes "heh sup bro, you on the hamster too?".

The Porn Nerd · 11-30-2023, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

I step out of my car at the local Audi car meet, I see a gentleman in a slammed audi a4 with scratched rims. Notice the two in the pink one in the stink bumper sticker, @xx_timmytommyf4st5 instagram sticker on the side and back windows, he stands up and lets his Xhamster shirt unravel and goes "heh sup bro, you on the hamster too?".

Sounds kool to me bro.

(Of course 'you on the hamster' has another meaning so I'd be careful yo.)

mechanicvirus · 11-30-2023, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Sounds kool to me bro.

(Of course 'you on the hamster' has another meaning so I'd be careful yo.)

Do you identify as a slammed Audi a4?

The Porn Nerd · 11-30-2023, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Do you identify as a slammed Audi a4?

No, if anything I identify as a Burt Reynolds-era Pontiac Trans Am.

Oh wait....'trans' am? Hmm...perhaps I have revealed too much here.

(Smokey and the Butt Bandit? Hehe)

mechanicvirus · 11-30-2023, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

No, if anything I identify as a Burt Reynolds-era Pontiac Trans Am.

Oh wait....'trans' am? Hmm...perhaps I have revealed too much here.

(Smokey and the Butt Bandit? Hehe)

Oh shit nice! Rocking the major moustache

Huggles · 11-30-2023, 03:11 PM

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Oh wait....'trans' am? Hmm...perhaps I have revealed too much here.

If you painted it pink, white, and blue, you could call it a TransTrans-Am

OneHungLo · 11-30-2023, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

Oh cool, can't wait to see exactly who i think is going to wear these clothes while i silently distance myself, because even mentioning that i work in porn to normal people wearing porn clothes will summon the depths of hell in the form of "PEOPLE PAY FOR IT?".

hahah yeah man, the stigma is real.

CaptainHowdy · 11-30-2023, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mechanicvirus

"heh sup bro, you on the hamster too?".

. . .

Mr Pheer · 11-30-2023, 09:13 PM

GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.

Huggles · 11-30-2023, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.

What size? An art student bitch stole my GFY hoodie. I wish I had an XXL or an XL.

JesseQuinn · 12-01-2023, 12:39 AM

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What size?

don't believe a word he says. according to him, his relative 'lost' his toque so he can't give it to me

bet Pheer wears that hoodie every evening

in seriousness though, am I the only one who finds the shop cartoon graphic stuff boring and ugly?

RyuLion · 12-01-2023, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.

I'm sure there's peeps here that are interested..
I have at hat when I used to work there..

geirlur · 12-01-2023, 04:54 AM

Hehe they had some cool products, they weren't as cookie cutter as a lot of merch like this is. Mousepad and stuff like that is pretty discrete too, unlike the clothes, would be really weird to wear that in public.. xD

DVTimes · 12-01-2023, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

GFY needs a store, then I can maybe sell my GFY hoodie that has been hanging in my closet for like 15 years because I won't wear it out in public anywhere.

If i owned gfy.com I would have just turned it into a shop selling item of clothes with gfy.com on not linked to porn or anything).

Then move this forum to another domain.

They would have made millions.

Plus you then sponsor such as car races with the brand.

Gfy.com and gofuckyourself.com are probably the easiest to brand.

AMDWarrior · 12-01-2023, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

If i owned gfy.com I would have just turned it into a shop selling item of clothes with gfy.com on not linked to porn or anything).

Then move this forum to another domain.

They would have made millions.

Plus you then sponsor such as car races with the brand.

Gfy.com and gofuckyourself.com are probably the easiest to brand.

No wonder you're broke.

CaptainHowdy · 12-01-2023, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

If i owned gfy.com I would have just turned it into a shop selling item of clothes with gfy.com on not linked to porn or anything).

Then move this forum to another domain.

They would have made millions.

Plus you then sponsor such as car races with the brand.

Gfy.com and gofuckyourself.com are probably the easiest to brand.

I can only picture either the destitute or the Walmart regular shopper with GOFUCKYOURSELF apparel on . . .

blackchariotnetwork · 12-02-2023, 03:45 AM

They treat their creators like dog shit, I wont be buying.

NatalieK · 12-02-2023, 12:49 PM

pornhub have had their shop for a while now too...

https://www.pornhubapparel.com/

I´ve got my own online store, the dvd´s of course, advent calendar for Christmas, phone covers, pussy pumps, tshirts, lots of other stuff

Major (Tom) · 12-02-2023, 12:58 PM

Pet store?

Robbie · 12-02-2023, 07:50 PM

Why would anyone care if they opened a store? You ain't gonna make any money off of it. It's just useless to any of us.

Major (Tom) · 12-02-2023, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Why would anyone care if they opened a store? You ain't gonna make any money off of it. It's just useless to any of us.

That’s where richard gere gets his hamster supplies lol.

OneHungLo · 12-02-2023, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

That’s where richard gere gets his hamster supplies lol.

lol man..was there any truth to that rumor? Poor son of a bitch is forever linked to gerbils up his ass.

nazgiga · 12-02-2023, 09:54 PM

It's fun to see they actually sell phone cases

The Porn Nerd · 12-03-2023, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

lol man..was there any truth to that rumor? Poor son of a bitch is forever linked to gerbils up his ass.

I think of that South Park episode too. But that was a mouse i think.

But yeah, poor Richard Gere has to cross the street when he sees a pet store with hamsters in the window now.

CaptainHowdy · 12-03-2023, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

That’s where richard gere gets his hamster supplies lol.

. . . That is such a throwback !!

$5 submissions · 12-03-2023, 11:14 AM

Adult or mainstream, this seems to be the trend nowadays.

If TikTok can pull off their merchandise strategy, content creators can make a whole more money than the standard ad model used by Youtube

ruff · 12-05-2023, 03:46 PM

I like xHamster, though I would not wear their apparel. Now if GFY offered a quality grey hoodie in XXL, I would buy it right away. Especially with that lady logo that looks like she's having a heart attack!

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