I was a shitty rapper who only made $3000 - GoFuckYourself.com

blackmonsters · 04-03-2024, 10:40 AM

But I spent $30,000 to make that much.
I tried rapping because I couldn't sing.
When I look at the news today, I'm so glad that

I was a shitty rapper

If I had "made it", then maybe I'd being going down the toilet drain too.

Damn, this shit is getting real, and getting deep.
I don't see anyway for P-Diddy to survive this one.

Disclaimer : STFU CurrentlySober about how a shitty rapper would appeal to you.

The Porn Nerd · 04-03-2024, 12:08 PM

Well, you are assuming a lot thinking you would 'make it' to the level of Puff Daddy Diddly Diddler (whatever he is calling himself these days). But I get your point. I often think if I was a rock star in the nineties there's no way I wouldn't have OD'd on heroin or suffered some terrible fate. LOL

But hey if you still feel the urge to rap then it's easier than ever today to 'make it'. YouTube, AI, pro tools, auto tune...shit I may even give it a try! The World needs another Vanilla Ice (ice) baby!!

Zuzana Designs · 04-03-2024, 12:20 PM

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, 'bout a rapper named Black Monster,
Spent all his cash, but his fame's a non-starter.
Three G's in his pocket, but spent thirty stacks,
Chasing dreams of glory, but his rhymes were wack.

Couldn't sing a tune, so he grabbed the mic,
But his bars were so weak, they caused a plight.
Studio sessions, burning through dough,
But his tracks were trash, had no flow to show.

Yo mamma said, "Boy, you're wastin' your time,
Chasing that dream, ain't nothin' but a crime."
But Monster just laughed, said, "Ma, you don't know,
When I hit the stage, they gonna feel my flow."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Verse 2)
Flippin' through channels, saw Puff Daddy's fame,
Living lavish, in a whole different game.
Diamonds on his neck, and his cars so fly,
Monster thought, "Coulda been me if I could just fly."

But reality hit, like a punch to the gut,
His rhymes were weak, just a sorry rut.
Sittin' in his room, writing rhymes all day,
But they were just trash, couldn't make 'em sway.

Yo mamma warned him, said, "Boy, open your eyes,
You're just a wanna-be, spittin' out lies."
But Monster shrugged, said, "Ma, you'll see,
I'm gonna make it big, just wait and see."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Bridge)
Now Monster's just a lesson, learned the hard way,
Chasing dreams with no skill, it's just child's play.
If you got dreams, better make sure they true,
'Cause endin' up like Monster, ain't what you wanna do.

(Outro)
Yo mamma warned him, but he didn't heed the call,
Now he's just a broke rapper, took a big fall.
So remember Monster's story, when you feel the urge,
To chase dreams with no skill, better splurge.

blackmonsters · 04-03-2024, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, 'bout a rapper named Black Monster,
Spent all his cash, but his fame's a non-starter.
Three G's in his pocket, but spent thirty stacks,
Chasing dreams of glory, but his rhymes were wack.

Couldn't sing a tune, so he grabbed the mic,
But his bars were so weak, they caused a plight.
Studio sessions, burning through dough,
But his tracks were trash, had no flow to show.

Yo mamma said, "Boy, you're wastin' your time,
Chasing that dream, ain't nothin' but a crime."
But Monster just laughed, said, "Ma, you don't know,
When I hit the stage, they gonna feel my flow."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Verse 2)
Flippin' through channels, saw Puff Daddy's fame,
Living lavish, in a whole different game.
Diamonds on his neck, and his cars so fly,
Monster thought, "Coulda been me if I could just fly."

But reality hit, like a punch to the gut,
His rhymes were weak, just a sorry rut.
Sittin' in his room, writing rhymes all day,
But they were just trash, couldn't make 'em sway.

Yo mamma warned him, said, "Boy, open your eyes,
You're just a wanna-be, spittin' out lies."
But Monster shrugged, said, "Ma, you'll see,
I'm gonna make it big, just wait and see."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Bridge)
Now Monster's just a lesson, learned the hard way,
Chasing dreams with no skill, it's just child's play.
If you got dreams, better make sure they true,
'Cause endin' up like Monster, ain't what you wanna do.

(Outro)
Yo mamma warned him, but he didn't heed the call,
Now he's just a broke rapper, took a big fall.
So remember Monster's story, when you feel the urge,
To chase dreams with no skill, better splurge.

I can't even finish reading this funny shit.
I was through after the first 4 lines.

Zuzana Designs · 04-03-2024, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I can't even finish reading this funny shit.
I was through after the first 4 lines.

CurrentlySober · 04-03-2024, 01:10 PM

but i DO like 'going down the toilet drain' though...

mechanicvirus · 04-03-2024, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, 'bout a rapper named Black Monster,
Spent all his cash, but his fame's a non-starter.
Three G's in his pocket, but spent thirty stacks,
Chasing dreams of glory, but his rhymes were wack.

Couldn't sing a tune, so he grabbed the mic,
But his bars were so weak, they caused a plight.
Studio sessions, burning through dough,
But his tracks were trash, had no flow to show.

Yo mamma said, "Boy, you're wastin' your time,
Chasing that dream, ain't nothin' but a crime."
But Monster just laughed, said, "Ma, you don't know,
When I hit the stage, they gonna feel my flow."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Verse 2)
Flippin' through channels, saw Puff Daddy's fame,
Living lavish, in a whole different game.
Diamonds on his neck, and his cars so fly,
Monster thought, "Coulda been me if I could just fly."

But reality hit, like a punch to the gut,
His rhymes were weak, just a sorry rut.
Sittin' in his room, writing rhymes all day,
But they were just trash, couldn't make 'em sway.

Yo mamma warned him, said, "Boy, open your eyes,
You're just a wanna-be, spittin' out lies."
But Monster shrugged, said, "Ma, you'll see,
I'm gonna make it big, just wait and see."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Bridge)
Now Monster's just a lesson, learned the hard way,
Chasing dreams with no skill, it's just child's play.
If you got dreams, better make sure they true,
'Cause endin' up like Monster, ain't what you wanna do.

(Outro)
Yo mamma warned him, but he didn't heed the call,
Now he's just a broke rapper, took a big fall.
So remember Monster's story, when you feel the urge,
To chase dreams with no skill, better splurge.

Oh shit, dropping them beats!

CaptainHowdy · 04-03-2024, 01:31 PM

With all of that shitting you've could have made a hit, BM . . .

pornguy · 04-09-2024, 09:30 AM

Oh. I thought you meant like as in wrapping gifts and stuff.

blackmonsters · 04-09-2024, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Oh. I thought you meant like as in wrapping gifts and stuff.

Based on my actual gift wrapping skills; your assessment is rather accurate.

~Evilin~ · 04-09-2024, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, 'bout a rapper named Black Monster,
Spent all his cash, but his fame's a non-starter.
Three G's in his pocket, but spent thirty stacks,
Chasing dreams of glory, but his rhymes were wack.

Couldn't sing a tune, so he grabbed the mic,
But his bars were so weak, they caused a plight.
Studio sessions, burning through dough,
But his tracks were trash, had no flow to show.

Yo mamma said, "Boy, you're wastin' your time,
Chasing that dream, ain't nothin' but a crime."
But Monster just laughed, said, "Ma, you don't know,
When I hit the stage, they gonna feel my flow."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Verse 2)
Flippin' through channels, saw Puff Daddy's fame,
Living lavish, in a whole different game.
Diamonds on his neck, and his cars so fly,
Monster thought, "Coulda been me if I could just fly."

But reality hit, like a punch to the gut,
His rhymes were weak, just a sorry rut.
Sittin' in his room, writing rhymes all day,
But they were just trash, couldn't make 'em sway.

Yo mamma warned him, said, "Boy, open your eyes,
You're just a wanna-be, spittin' out lies."
But Monster shrugged, said, "Ma, you'll see,
I'm gonna make it big, just wait and see."

(Chorus)
Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's,
Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies.
No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic,
Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight.

(Bridge)
Now Monster's just a lesson, learned the hard way,
Chasing dreams with no skill, it's just child's play.
If you got dreams, better make sure they true,
'Cause endin' up like Monster, ain't what you wanna do.

(Outro)
Yo mamma warned him, but he didn't heed the call,
Now he's just a broke rapper, took a big fall.
So remember Monster's story, when you feel the urge,
To chase dreams with no skill, better splurge.

Zuzana Designs · 04-10-2024, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Evilin~

04-03-2024, 10:40 AM	#1
blackmonsters Yo Mamma! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 19,968	I was a shitty rapper who only made $3000 But I spent $30,000 to make that much. I tried rapping because I couldn't sing. When I look at the news today, I'm so glad that I was a shitty rapper If I had "made it", then maybe I'd being going down the toilet drain too. Damn, this shit is getting real, and getting deep. I don't see anyway for P-Diddy to survive this one. Disclaimer : STFU CurrentlySober about how a shitty rapper would appeal to you. __________________ Camsoda pays : Become a Cam Model or Sign up as a Webmaster

04-03-2024, 12:08 PM	#2
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,217	Well, you are assuming a lot thinking you would 'make it' to the level of Puff Daddy Diddly Diddler (whatever he is calling himself these days). But I get your point. I often think if I was a rock star in the nineties there's no way I wouldn't have OD'd on heroin or suffered some terrible fate. LOL But hey if you still feel the urge to rap then it's easier than ever today to 'make it'. YouTube, AI, pro tools, auto tune...shit I may even give it a try! The World needs another Vanilla Ice (ice) baby!! __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold (Coming Soon) Over 90 paysites to promote! ICQ: 579915163 Skype: peabodymedia

04-03-2024, 12:20 PM	#3
Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,514	(Verse 1) Yo, listen up, 'bout a rapper named Black Monster, Spent all his cash, but his fame's a non-starter. Three G's in his pocket, but spent thirty stacks, Chasing dreams of glory, but his rhymes were wack. Couldn't sing a tune, so he grabbed the mic, But his bars were so weak, they caused a plight. Studio sessions, burning through dough, But his tracks were trash, had no flow to show. Yo mamma said, "Boy, you're wastin' your time, Chasing that dream, ain't nothin' but a crime." But Monster just laughed, said, "Ma, you don't know, When I hit the stage, they gonna feel my flow." (Chorus) Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's, Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies. No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic, Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight. (Verse 2) Flippin' through channels, saw Puff Daddy's fame, Living lavish, in a whole different game. Diamonds on his neck, and his cars so fly, Monster thought, "Coulda been me if I could just fly." But reality hit, like a punch to the gut, His rhymes were weak, just a sorry rut. Sittin' in his room, writing rhymes all day, But they were just trash, couldn't make 'em sway. Yo mamma warned him, said, "Boy, open your eyes, You're just a wanna-be, spittin' out lies." But Monster shrugged, said, "Ma, you'll see, I'm gonna make it big, just wait and see." (Chorus) Black Monster, a sorry rapper with just three G's, Spent thirty grand, chasing rap fantasies. No singing skills, so he grabbed the mic, Now he sees the truth, it's a sorry sight. (Bridge) Now Monster's just a lesson, learned the hard way, Chasing dreams with no skill, it's just child's play. If you got dreams, better make sure they true, 'Cause endin' up like Monster, ain't what you wanna do. (Outro) Yo mamma warned him, but he didn't heed the call, Now he's just a broke rapper, took a big fall. So remember Monster's story, when you feel the urge, To chase dreams with no skill, better splurge. __________________ Website Design - Consulting - GFY Moderator zuzanadesigns [at] gmail.com - See Our Work For GFY administration queries - info at gfy.com

04-03-2024, 01:10 PM	#6
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04-03-2024, 01:31 PM	#8
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04-09-2024, 09:30 AM	#9
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