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Huggles · 03-27-2025, 10:19 PM

Today is a fucking "reset" day, and not the good kind, not the fresh start, not the phoenix-rising bullshit.

No, this is the kind of reset where you realize the whole goddamn structure of the code you're working on is fucked and you’ve gotta raze it to the ground before the rot collapses in on itself.

Cursor and Claude 3.7 AI have backed me into a corner like some serial killer's joke, the agent taking a piss on my face with golden matrix bits slagging off like we're in a furnace designed to fuck my soul, and then claiming "oh I found the problem" in the next chat for me to open the terminal and get anally raped for the 5th prompt in a row. But fuck it, now I'll start over, piece by diarrhea-soaked piece, because if I don’t, my code’s just a patchwork of vomit-stains and shit-smears waiting to blow out like a hernia. One line changes to try and advance my shit and suddenly the whole damn thing crashes down on the rape-couch again like a date with Bill Cosby. A week ago, it worked. I added a few advanced autonomous features and now? Ass fucked with a Space-X heavy booster sized cock and no lube. Shit was going so smooth, if I only knew about GIT earlier. I blame Machine Gun Kelly, that H1-tag abandoning asshole, I know he's working against me! >shakes fist in the air<

So, like the loser I am, I fell off the wagon. Again. First time in a while, but let’s not pretend I wasn’t already teetering like a handicapped toddler on a broken tricycle. The devil at the gas station handed me the answer in a plastic bottle, and I could hear that fucker Anal Paste talking shit in my ear with his Asian-flavoured wormtongue. $70 in my bank, a few days of food left, some affiliate scraps coming in soon, but that’s a problem for tomorrow.

Tonight, we drink.

And you know what pairs well with poor life decisions? Fucking chips. Fuck yeah. Might as well lean all the way into it with the gas pedal to the floor like some sort of liquid deathwish on a NASCAR track straight to hell. So I grab a bag of fried potato circles, don’t even think twice, just get the hell out of there away from the imported brown cashiers so I can lock myself back in my bunker and bang my head against the code until something worthwhile happens or my heart gives out. But the moment I rip that bag open, I look into the fucking bowl I poured it in. Was there a hole in the bag? For $6 I basically got nothing. Felt like paying for a grandma hooker for a handjob and getting a single stroke before she talks about losing at Bingo last week and her arthritus. Empty. Hollow, like my goddamn dreams of a better tomorrow. A $6 bag of disappointment. A $6 etherial kick to my fucking hungry balls

And yeah, maybe I should have fucking taken a picture, or done some shitty vlog about this bullshit, maybe I should have documented this robbery in progress, but I’m too busy stuffing my face like a starving animal, listening to my white-trash neighbour's shitty muffler as that 9-5 retard pulls into his driveway to greet his fat troll wife. I could live like that if I just stopped fucking around with an online business and just got a job at fucking Wal-Mart and quit trying to do anything in life. But I'm not built for a 9-5 slave existence.

Sure, the chips were tasty, washing it down with vodka and Red Bull, because what the fuck else am I gonna do? I’m 47 soon, and the clock’s running out on how long I can keep treating my body like a landfill where I throw anything and fuckin' everything down the hatch. But tonight? Fuck it. I’ll ride this sinking ship into the abyss one more time. GFY is like a pirate ship, and I'm the blackbeard slave toiling on the lower decks until I can rise up and take the captain's place.

But let’s get real. Chip bags in 2025 are a fucking mother fucking goddamn scam.

They still look big, next time you're in some shitty gas station, lift that shit up yourself, it’s all deception, all air, just like everything else these days. A six-dollar bag is maybe half full, if that, and I swear to whatever shitty God is listening, if you put it on a scale, you’d see they’re shaving off a third, maybe more. The smart ones, the ones who don’t get trapped in this cycle of buying their comfort in quarter-full bags or cancer-inspiring plastic bottles, they probably make their own chips. But for the rest of us, the suckers, the washed-up has-been retards grasping at scraps of joy in the form of salty, greasy lies?

We’ll just keep getting ripped off. Again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

I bought the Deecash of chips tonight, and I'm fuckin' pissed off!

But at least we all have GFY to hang out on.

CurrentlySober · 03-28-2025, 03:26 AM

On the plus side though, those 'Bigger Packs' - When empty - Hold more poo

sarettah · 03-28-2025, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

I blame Machine Gun Kelly, that H1-tag abandoning asshole,

It was an H2.

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CaptainHowdy · 03-28-2025, 10:21 AM

SPOILER: It's always someone else's blame . . .

sarettah · 03-28-2025, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

SPOILER: It's always someone else's blame . . .

yeah, some guy named Claude.

Jman · 03-28-2025, 11:58 AM

Your post looks like AI

NatalieK · 03-28-2025, 12:21 PM

Not here in Spain, Good piece of Cod, nearly foot long & a full bag of chips...

8€, about $10

CyberHustler · 03-28-2025, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

Your post looks like AI

It's definitely AI assisted

Retiree · 03-28-2025, 02:13 PM

Chips are like $1 in Austria, $2 for the premium quality ones.

Rochard · 03-28-2025, 03:46 PM

Yikes. This is what's called "verbal commit".

Knock it off. Cut out the drinking, the soda, and the chips. Start there. I stopped drinking ten or fifteen years ago, smoking too. A few months ago we cut out chips, junk food, snack food, and soda. Although we do have some Oreos in the house.

Huggles · 03-29-2025, 02:43 AM

I like hanging out here and just being real with the struggles of staying alive in online adult.

Don't really like how some members attack other people's businesses, and, now, other people's families:

Who is this Anal Paste person? First time anyone has come after my family. I'd be banned for what I want to say about him, but, instead, I think HE should get a ban. Like seriously, I have a thick skin as people can tell, but this fucking guy insults my fucking family? Tried contacting the mods, first person I've ever wanted banned for being a complete scumbag.

Huggles · 03-29-2025, 03:17 PM

Tiny dick slit eye better hope I never make money again is all I have to say.

Mr Pheer · 03-31-2025, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

I like hanging out here and just being real with the struggles of staying alive in online adult.

Don't really like how some members attack other people's businesses, and, now, other people's families:

Who is this Anal Paste person? First time anyone has come after my family. I'd be banned for what I want to say about him, but, instead, I think HE should get a ban. Like seriously, I have a thick skin as people can tell, but this fucking guy insults my fucking family? Tried contacting the mods, first person I've ever wanted banned for being a complete scumbag.

Just put that guy on ignore and you wont even miss him

I only see him when someone like you quotes him but I could stop that as well if I wanted.

Huggles · 04-01-2025, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Just put that guy on ignore and you wont even miss him

I only see him when someone like you quotes him but I could stop that as well if I wanted.

Good idea, added!

When I'm already at $0 and 0 food while struggling my hardest to program the app I'm working on and finish my 4th book, the last thing I need is some sociopathic fucking tiny dick chinaman attacking my family. Holy fuck, if I knew where he lived I would have already showed up at his house. Goddamn without the kindness of GFY members I'd be truly fucked beyond all hope, at least I have enough food until the next affiliate payment.

Now, if my affiliate payment could just show up before my car insurance payment bounces on the 2nd, that would be awesome, but you know how life works and I'm pretty much guaranteed to fucking bounce that with how life is going. Oh well, I am going to still see through getting this app coded to make money in adult again and my 4th book finished... to the bitter end!

10/10 life difficulty not made easier with people attacking your family, the very family you stay alive for and fight to try and make something of your post-COVID bullshit wrecked life still. People have NO IDEA how difficult it is to wear rags for clothes, holes in all of my shoes, mice in my shack, leaky roof, having to put the laptop standing up in the window for a low ass wifi-signal, going days without eating, having 3 broken cars you can't afford to repair and sell, all while going days per month without eating and having any money to do anything at all, with zero opportunity to earn money and a painful hernia so you can't even do labour shit gigs. Now, sitting around, waiting for the affiliate payment so I can have enough money to, if I'm lucky, order a belt from Amazon because right now I use a USB cable tied around my waist so my pants don't fall down. My belt broke last month and now I'm droopy-drawers McGee over here.

I guarantee that mother fuccker would celebrate if I unalived myself, he's that much of a fucking sociopath. I don't even think that fucker is even in the adult business.

Publisher Bucks · 04-01-2025, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

if I knew where he lived I would have already showed up at his house.

Except, to be fair, you cant even afford to eat, how can you afford a bus ticket to get to the airport, to get a flight (which you also cant afford), to get to wherever they live?

Huggles · 04-01-2025, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

Except, to be fair, you cant even afford to eat, how can you afford a bus ticket to get to the airport, to get a flight (which you also cant afford), to get to wherever they live?

It is surprisingly easy to hitchhike. Was very surprised myself. I've done it a bunch of times and I couldn't believe how fast I got picked up. Last time I hitch hiked, I had a hot milf pick me up, buy me food and booze at the gas station, and even drive me right to my door!

Key is, I think, to dress as nice as you can and have your hair looking good.

Definitely prefer to drive myself places alone in my car. Hate hitchhiking, but it works.

Huggles · 04-01-2025, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Publisher Bucks

Except, to be fair, you cant even afford to eat, how can you afford a bus ticket to get to the airport, to get a flight (which you also cant afford), to get to wherever they live?

Aren't you another one of the stupid mother fuckers on here who is happy to laugh at my struggles?

Fuck you too bitch.

Publisher Bucks · 04-01-2025, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

Aren't you another one of the stupid mother fuckers on here who is happy to laugh at my struggles?

Fuck you too bitch.

Oh I'm definitely not laughing at your struggles, I'm laughing at the fact you blame everything and everyone else that you are going through them, while constantly bitching you cant afford to eat, while still focusing on your 'art' and 'eBooks' that haven't made you any income.

Multiple people over the past year have offered you sound advice that if followed, would have you in the red right now but for whatever reason, you choose to ignore that advice.

I'm guessing it may have something to do with COVID or the Canadian Government or perhaps the hollow earth lizard people... Anything but the fact you seem like you have ADD and no real focus on anything other than passing the buck as to why you can't work on projects that will generate an income, budget that income and invest it wisely so you can actually eat 3 square meals a day so you can stop posting about how COVID and the Canadian Government fucked you over... That was 5 years ago, even wild animals know when to move on to pastures new...

Huggles · 04-01-2025, 03:51 PM

Eat shit, fuck face.

Got wicked heart palpitations today because I'm at $0 and stressed the fuck out, have just enough food to survive but not a dime extra.

Pixlr yearly $17 USD payment came out today and I had to beg them to refund it because that $17 USD was my emergency fund, but because that payment came out, I'm down to $4 CAD and cannot even go buy a cold pop if I get really anxious. There is no worse feeling in the world than being at $0 where you cannot even go buy a cold pop. Such is life in 2025 Canada if you are a misfit. I'm sure the government would prefer if I were on "safe supply" opiate drugs to just kill me off.

Mother fuckers have no idea what it is like to be highly intelligent, creative and unique in an extremely conformist, fake, and gay society like Canada where everything is as conformist and stupid as possible. Being LOW IQ and just getting a job at Wal-Mart, a fat whore wife, watching hockey and voting red or blue would be such an easier life than trying to blaze your own trail through the woke-as-fuck shitshow society we're currently swimming in the septic tank of. Can't believe nobody has made a nice Ghibli of CurrentlySober swimming in a lake of shit yet.

10/10 struggles and mental pain of having $0 and having ZERO CLUE when my next affiliate payment will show up to relieve the stress, but I'm still going to code my app to get the process of making sick ass compilations down to a fucking automated factory of filthy art.

Fuck all the haters, I will be rich again.

03-27-2025, 10:19 PM	#1
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,416	Weigh your bags of chips / meat / stuff Today is a fucking "reset" day, and not the good kind, not the fresh start, not the phoenix-rising bullshit. No, this is the kind of reset where you realize the whole goddamn structure of the code you're working on is fucked and you’ve gotta raze it to the ground before the rot collapses in on itself. Cursor and Claude 3.7 AI have backed me into a corner like some serial killer's joke, the agent taking a piss on my face with golden matrix bits slagging off like we're in a furnace designed to fuck my soul, and then claiming "oh I found the problem" in the next chat for me to open the terminal and get anally raped for the 5th prompt in a row. But fuck it, now I'll start over, piece by diarrhea-soaked piece, because if I don’t, my code’s just a patchwork of vomit-stains and shit-smears waiting to blow out like a hernia. One line changes to try and advance my shit and suddenly the whole damn thing crashes down on the rape-couch again like a date with Bill Cosby. A week ago, it worked. I added a few advanced autonomous features and now? Ass fucked with a Space-X heavy booster sized cock and no lube. Shit was going so smooth, if I only knew about GIT earlier. I blame Machine Gun Kelly, that H1-tag abandoning asshole, I know he's working against me! >shakes fist in the air< So, like the loser I am, I fell off the wagon. Again. First time in a while, but let’s not pretend I wasn’t already teetering like a handicapped toddler on a broken tricycle. The devil at the gas station handed me the answer in a plastic bottle, and I could hear that fucker Anal Paste talking shit in my ear with his Asian-flavoured wormtongue. $70 in my bank, a few days of food left, some affiliate scraps coming in soon, but that’s a problem for tomorrow. Tonight, we drink. And you know what pairs well with poor life decisions? Fucking chips. Fuck yeah. Might as well lean all the way into it with the gas pedal to the floor like some sort of liquid deathwish on a NASCAR track straight to hell. So I grab a bag of fried potato circles, don’t even think twice, just get the hell out of there away from the imported brown cashiers so I can lock myself back in my bunker and bang my head against the code until something worthwhile happens or my heart gives out. But the moment I rip that bag open, I look into the fucking bowl I poured it in. Was there a hole in the bag? For $6 I basically got nothing. Felt like paying for a grandma hooker for a handjob and getting a single stroke before she talks about losing at Bingo last week and her arthritus. Empty. Hollow, like my goddamn dreams of a better tomorrow. A $6 bag of disappointment. A $6 etherial kick to my fucking hungry balls And yeah, maybe I should have fucking taken a picture, or done some shitty vlog about this bullshit, maybe I should have documented this robbery in progress, but I’m too busy stuffing my face like a starving animal, listening to my white-trash neighbour's shitty muffler as that 9-5 retard pulls into his driveway to greet his fat troll wife. I could live like that if I just stopped fucking around with an online business and just got a job at fucking Wal-Mart and quit trying to do anything in life. But I'm not built for a 9-5 slave existence. Sure, the chips were tasty, washing it down with vodka and Red Bull, because what the fuck else am I gonna do? I’m 47 soon, and the clock’s running out on how long I can keep treating my body like a landfill where I throw anything and fuckin' everything down the hatch. But tonight? Fuck it. I’ll ride this sinking ship into the abyss one more time. GFY is like a pirate ship, and I'm the blackbeard slave toiling on the lower decks until I can rise up and take the captain's place. But let’s get real. Chip bags in 2025 are a fucking mother fucking goddamn scam. They still look big, next time you're in some shitty gas station, lift that shit up yourself, it’s all deception, all air, just like everything else these days. A six-dollar bag is maybe half full, if that, and I swear to whatever shitty God is listening, if you put it on a scale, you’d see they’re shaving off a third, maybe more. The smart ones, the ones who don’t get trapped in this cycle of buying their comfort in quarter-full bags or cancer-inspiring plastic bottles, they probably make their own chips. But for the rest of us, the suckers, the washed-up has-been retards grasping at scraps of joy in the form of salty, greasy lies? We’ll just keep getting ripped off. Again. And again. And again. And again. And again. I bought the Deecash of chips tonight, and I'm fuckin' pissed off! But at least we all have GFY to hang out on. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

03-28-2025, 03:26 AM	#2
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03-28-2025, 10:21 AM	#4
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03-28-2025, 12:21 PM	#7
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03-28-2025, 02:13 PM	#9
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03-28-2025, 03:46 PM	#10
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,756	Yikes. This is what's called "verbal commit". Knock it off. Cut out the drinking, the soda, and the chips. Start there. I stopped drinking ten or fifteen years ago, smoking too. A few months ago we cut out chips, junk food, snack food, and soda. Although we do have some Oreos in the house. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

03-29-2025, 02:43 AM	#11
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,416	I like hanging out here and just being real with the struggles of staying alive in online adult. Don't really like how some members attack other people's businesses, and, now, other people's families: Who is this Anal Paste person? First time anyone has come after my family. I'd be banned for what I want to say about him, but, instead, I think HE should get a ban. Like seriously, I have a thick skin as people can tell, but this fucking guy insults my fucking family? Tried contacting the mods, first person I've ever wanted banned for being a complete scumbag. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

03-29-2025, 03:17 PM	#12
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,416	Tiny dick slit eye better hope I never make money again is all I have to say. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

04-01-2025, 03:51 PM	#19
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 10,416	Eat shit, fuck face. Got wicked heart palpitations today because I'm at $0 and stressed the fuck out, have just enough food to survive but not a dime extra. Pixlr yearly $17 USD payment came out today and I had to beg them to refund it because that $17 USD was my emergency fund, but because that payment came out, I'm down to $4 CAD and cannot even go buy a cold pop if I get really anxious. There is no worse feeling in the world than being at $0 where you cannot even go buy a cold pop. Such is life in 2025 Canada if you are a misfit. I'm sure the government would prefer if I were on "safe supply" opiate drugs to just kill me off. Mother fuckers have no idea what it is like to be highly intelligent, creative and unique in an extremely conformist, fake, and gay society like Canada where everything is as conformist and stupid as possible. Being LOW IQ and just getting a job at Wal-Mart, a fat whore wife, watching hockey and voting red or blue would be such an easier life than trying to blaze your own trail through the woke-as-fuck shitshow society we're currently swimming in the septic tank of. Can't believe nobody has made a nice Ghibli of CurrentlySober swimming in a lake of shit yet. 10/10 struggles and mental pain of having $0 and having ZERO CLUE when my next affiliate payment will show up to relieve the stress, but I'm still going to code my app to get the process of making sick ass compilations down to a fucking automated factory of filthy art. Fuck all the haters, I will be rich again. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off