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Jman · 06-13-2025, 08:20 AM

Why do Chinese kids do not believe in Santa???

Because they make the Toys

fris · 06-13-2025, 08:51 AM

Why don't skeletons fight each other in bed? They don't have the guts, and neither does their partner because they're both fucking bone dry.

TheLegacy · 06-13-2025, 02:48 PM

Shortest joke....

Baby seal walks into a club....

Mr Pheer · 06-13-2025, 04:10 PM

What did the ghetto kid get for Christmas?

Your bike.

Mr Pheer · 06-17-2025, 03:04 PM

How do you really piss off an Asian?

Tell him he is bad at math.

CurrentlySober · 06-17-2025, 03:27 PM

Last time I told my favourite 'Bad Joke' on here, a mod was so disgusted they deleted my post!

100% true!

Jman · Yesterday, 09:01 AM

I witnessed quite a scene today!

There were tons of police cars on the bridge, and I was wondering what was going on. So I got out of my car to check it out, and there was a girl who was about to jump off the bridge.

At the same time, 4 or 5 bikers show up, and one of them — a real beast of a guy — gets off his bike and walks toward the girl. One of the cops says, “Hey! What are you doing??”
Probably didn’t want to miss his chance to become a legend…

So the biker says to the cop, “Let me handle this, big guy.”
Then he turns to the girl and says, “How about one last kiss from a real man before you jump?”
And the girl says yes! She starts making out with the biker passionately — like full-on tongue action — while the biker looks at his buddies and gives them a big thumbs-up...

Even the cops and the other bikers were like, “Damn, now that was a kiss, buddy!”

Then the biker tells the girl, “You should come ride with me — I’d give you a life of freedom and adventure… But tell me, why do you want to end your life?”

The girl replies: “Well… my parents won’t let me dress like a girl!”

Now I’m not so sure if she jumped… or if she got pushed!!!

CaptainHowdy · Yesterday, 03:33 PM

Best family guy joke . . .

2MuchMark · Yesterday, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Last time I told my favourite 'Bad Joke' on here, a mod was so disgusted they deleted my post!

100% true!

What was the joke?

06-13-2025, 08:20 AM	#1
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06-17-2025, 03:27 PM	#6
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Yesterday, 09:01 AM	#7
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,696	I witnessed quite a scene today! There were tons of police cars on the bridge, and I was wondering what was going on. So I got out of my car to check it out, and there was a girl who was about to jump off the bridge. At the same time, 4 or 5 bikers show up, and one of them — a real beast of a guy — gets off his bike and walks toward the girl. One of the cops says, “Hey! What are you doing??” Probably didn’t want to miss his chance to become a legend… So the biker says to the cop, “Let me handle this, big guy.” Then he turns to the girl and says, “How about one last kiss from a real man before you jump?” And the girl says yes! She starts making out with the biker passionately — like full-on tongue action — while the biker looks at his buddies and gives them a big thumbs-up... Even the cops and the other bikers were like, “Damn, now that was a kiss, buddy!” Then the biker tells the girl, “You should come ride with me — I’d give you a life of freedom and adventure… But tell me, why do you want to end your life?” The girl replies: “Well… my parents won’t let me dress like a girl!” Now I’m not so sure if she jumped… or if she got pushed!!! __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

06-13-2025, 04:10 PM	#4
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06-17-2025, 03:04 PM	#5
Mr Pheer I got bored here. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 20,839	How do you really piss off an Asian? Tell him he is bad at math.

Yesterday, 03:33 PM	#8
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