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FreeHugeMovies · 06-23-2003, 06:14 PM

I just found out someone stole over 2k from me personally. A long time buddy. I am being slightly vengeful. I want to give someone who deserves the worst treatment a taste of his own medicine. Do you know a good site where I could list a cell phone number so that people would inundate the number with calls? I also have his e mail addy.

freeadultcontent · 06-23-2003, 06:15 PM

Cmon is that all you can do?

FreeHugeMovies · 06-23-2003, 06:19 PM

Cyber war far is fun! Plus the cops can't do anything. =[

freeadultcontent · 06-23-2003, 06:22 PM

You got his address? More fun that way.

FreeHugeMovies · 06-23-2003, 06:24 PM

What are my options? Seriously? E-mail the story to Stile? hehe

Marcus · 06-23-2003, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
I just found out someone stole over 2k from me personally. A long time buddy.

That sucks, didnt you just lose your job too?

FreeHugeMovies · 06-23-2003, 06:35 PM

LOL, yes I lost my job 5 weeks ago but I got a new job now thank goodness.

But, this is a serious post.

dirtyone · 06-23-2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
I just found out someone stole over 2k from me personally. A long time buddy. I am being slightly vengeful. I want to give someone who deserves the worst treatment a taste of his own medicine. Do you know a good site where I could list a cell phone number so that people would inundate the number with calls? I also have his e mail addy.

Try some of these...

****

Check your newspaper's police blotter for a major theft that's occurred in his neighborhood. Call the police station from a pay phone. "Hello, I want to make an annonymous call about the theft the othe. Uh, I know who the guy is and he's been stealing ever since I've known him. I'm just starting to feel sorry for the people he's ripping off and want you to stop him but I don't want him to know who I am or he'll beat me up." Sound really whiney and nervous, "His name is *** **** and he lives at ******. He keeps all the stuff he steals either hidden in his closet or hooked up in his room and most of it all still has the serial numbers on them..." You get the idea. The police will want to move in on this horrible criminal and will probably get a search warrant so they can look for evidence.

***

This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.
You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for him. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)
On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to him. After that, call up all the taxicabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping.
Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on his street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on his street at about 9:45 am.
As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that his house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion.

The time-honored tradition of giving him a subscription to every magazine that was ever made. Go to your library and rip out those little subscription cards out of each one. If a librarian asks you what the hell your doing tell her to go piss up a flagpole and continue your task.
Now take this big stack of cards home and fill them all out in his name and send them in. Almost every one of the cards will already have the postage paid for so you won't have to worry about the cost of stamps.
He'll get a couple issues of each magazine until they get pissed off that he's not paying for them and stop his subscription. For a few months after that they'll harrass him about paying for the magazines he ordered but he won't get into any kind of trouble because of it.
Some magazines let you use a credit card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to his address.

***

Just like the police blotter deal, find someone who is a victim of a hit and run. Call the person or the police and make an annonymous report that you were there when it happened and you saw the license plate on the car. Give them his plate number

***

There's a million little tricks you can play on people with those mail forwarding cards you get at the post office. Here are some ideas.
o Forward all of his mail to London, England.
o Forward all of his grandparents mail to his house.
o Forward all of his mail to his place of employment. His boss will get really irked when he starts recieving mail there.
o Forward his best friend's mail to his home.
o Forward his mail to his school.
o Forward his mail to the police station.
o Forward his boss's mail to Asia.

***

6) Kill his lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect. Try writing words with paint thinner.

***

dirtyone · 06-23-2003, 06:38 PM

A few more just in case...

If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in his house. Just think about the fun this one can make.

***

the eleven commandments of revenge

From the book "Revenge tactics from the master" by George Hayduke

Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.

Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business!
Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you.

Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands!
Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves.

Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time.

Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it.

Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city!
You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you?

Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim!
The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves.

Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot.

Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.

Thou shalt never threaten thy victim!
Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you.

Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional!
If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

chshkt · 06-23-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyone

Try some of these...

****

Check your newspaper's police blotter for a major theft that's occurred in his neighborhood. Call the police station from a pay phone. "Hello, I want to make an annonymous call about the theft the othe. Uh, I know who the guy is and he's been stealing ever since I've known him. I'm just starting to feel sorry for the people he's ripping off and want you to stop him but I don't want him to know who I am or he'll beat me up." Sound really whiney and nervous, "His name is *** **** and he lives at ******. He keeps all the stuff he steals either hidden in his closet or hooked up in his room and most of it all still has the serial numbers on them..." You get the idea. The police will want to move in on this horrible criminal and will probably get a search warrant so they can look for evidence.

***

This is probably one of the best things to do and can even become a major news event in your area. You pull out the 'ole phone book and open it up to the yellow pages. Now, starting from the letter "A" and working all the way to "Z" call up every single business in the book. Set up an appointment with every company in there for (example) Wednesday morning at about 10:00. Give yourself a few days to do it all and get all the appointment as close together as you can.
You can probably see what's going to happen. Wednesday morning at 10:00 his street is going to be totally filled up with a truck from every business in the entire area. From exterminators to furnace repair to roofing estimates, they'll all be there asking for him. (Try to make sure he's going to be home when they come.)
On Wednesday morning you'll want to make some calls. At 9:30 call up every pizza delivery place in the area and have a couple large pizzas sent to him. After that, call up all the taxicabs and instruct them to come to your house to take you shopping.
Tuesday night you'll also want to make some calls. Every T.V. station and newspaper in the area will want to know that "something big is going to happen on his street" in the morning. Don't tell them what, just tell them that they'd be stupid not to get coverage on something like this. Also call up all your friends and have them call up their friends. Instruct them all to show up on his street at about 9:45 am.
As this will be an historical moment, bring a video camera and tape the whole event just in case you're not happy with the camera work of the T.V. stations. You might want to call in a false report to the fire department that his house is on fire just to get them there and add to the confusion.

The time-honored tradition of giving him a subscription to every magazine that was ever made. Go to your library and rip out those little subscription cards out of each one. If a librarian asks you what the hell your doing tell her to go piss up a flagpole and continue your task.
Now take this big stack of cards home and fill them all out in his name and send them in. Almost every one of the cards will already have the postage paid for so you won't have to worry about the cost of stamps.
He'll get a couple issues of each magazine until they get pissed off that he's not paying for them and stop his subscription. For a few months after that they'll harrass him about paying for the magazines he ordered but he won't get into any kind of trouble because of it.
Some magazines let you use a credit card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to his address.

***

Just like the police blotter deal, find someone who is a victim of a hit and run. Call the person or the police and make an annonymous report that you were there when it happened and you saw the license plate on the car. Give them his plate number

***

There's a million little tricks you can play on people with those mail forwarding cards you get at the post office. Here are some ideas.
o Forward all of his mail to London, England.
o Forward all of his grandparents mail to his house.
o Forward all of his mail to his place of employment. His boss will get really irked when he starts recieving mail there.
o Forward his best friend's mail to his home.
o Forward his mail to his school.
o Forward his mail to the police station.
o Forward his boss's mail to Asia.

***

6) Kill his lawn. This can be achieved with any kind of poison, paint thinner, or even piss. Simply pour as much of the stuff as you can all over the lawn and wait a few days to a week. Lovely brown spots will start to show. Nice effect. Try writing words with paint thinner.

***

hahahahhah
that's fuckin funny
thanks for the ideas, maybe i'll need them sometimes

Cassie · 06-23-2003, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
I just found out someone stole over 2k from me personally. A long time buddy. I am being slightly vengeful. I want to give someone who deserves the worst treatment a taste of his own medicine. Do you know a good site where I could list a cell phone number so that people would inundate the number with calls? I also have his e mail addy.

go into yahoo chat as a female and list the phone number in the room several times and make sure you state that you are not a pay phone sex girl and watch his phone ring. then go into a gay chat on yahoo and list yourself as a cute gay male and the same thing will happen. not that i know personally...just a suggestion

ldinternet · 06-23-2003, 06:59 PM

Let's face it, all the above are pretty weak. This is what you need:

A 225,000,000 mailer with a bogus return address... but including his full name, home address, and a request to trade child porn pictures with the recipient.

Can you say "murder victim"?

FreeHugeMovies · 06-23-2003, 10:55 PM

hmmmmmm

FreeHugeMovies · 06-24-2003, 05:51 AM

Any spammers wanna help a brother out and make his e-mail addy the address to (be taken off the opt in e mail list?)

Reak · 06-24-2003, 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FreeHugeMovies
Cyber war far is fun! Plus the cops can't do anything. =[

cyber war rox !

Babaganoosh · 06-24-2003, 06:44 AM

I had a friend who made my shit list because of a similar incident. He was still a friend but I HAD to do something for revenge. I don't know if you have those free newspapers in your area that you can sell cars in, but I placed ads for his 1999 BMW and 2002 Avalanche with a ridiculously low (yet believable) price. He was bombarded with phonecalls for almost 2 weeks!

06-23-2003, 06:14 PM	#1
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Revenge! I just found out someone stole over 2k from me personally. A long time buddy. I am being slightly vengeful. I want to give someone who deserves the worst treatment a taste of his own medicine. Do you know a good site where I could list a cell phone number so that people would inundate the number with calls? I also have his e mail addy.

06-23-2003, 06:15 PM	#2
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06-23-2003, 06:22 PM	#4
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06-24-2003, 06:44 AM	#16
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I had a friend who made my shit list because of a similar incident. He was still a friend but I HAD to do something for revenge. I don't know if you have those free newspapers in your area that you can sell cars in, but I placed ads for his 1999 BMW and 2002 Avalanche with a ridiculously low (yet believable) price. He was bombarded with phonecalls for almost 2 weeks! __________________ I like pie.

06-23-2003, 06:19 PM	#3
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Cyber war far is fun! Plus the cops can't do anything. =[

06-23-2003, 06:24 PM	#5
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	What are my options? Seriously? E-mail the story to Stile? hehe

06-23-2003, 06:35 PM	#7
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	LOL, yes I lost my job 5 weeks ago but I got a new job now thank goodness. But, this is a serious post.

06-23-2003, 06:38 PM	#9
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	A few more just in case... If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in his house. Just think about the fun this one can make. *** the eleven commandments of revenge From the book "Revenge tactics from the master" by George Hayduke Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone! If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK. Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business! Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you. Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands! Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves. Thou shalt become a garbage collector! Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time. Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot! Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it. Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city! You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you? Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim! The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves. Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot! Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot. Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you! Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation. Thou shalt never threaten thy victim! Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you. Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional! If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

06-23-2003, 06:59 PM	#12
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Let's face it, all the above are pretty weak. This is what you need: A 225,000,000 mailer with a bogus return address... but including his full name, home address, and a request to trade child porn pictures with the recipient. Can you say "murder victim"?

06-23-2003, 10:55 PM	#13
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	hmmmmmm

06-24-2003, 05:51 AM	#14
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Any spammers wanna help a brother out and make his e-mail addy the address to (be taken off the opt in e mail list?)