Damn near burned my house down toady. :( - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 04:38 PM

No shit....I was using a smoker on my balcony and put too much wood in it. The fire got so hot it burned the paint off the outside of my smoker and melted my siding and part of the frame for my sliding door. 5 minutes later and we would have had a fire here.

No fucking good. Nobody to blame but myself either.

Ah...BUT...It was worth it....I got some kick ass smoked meat now.

Vietnam Army · 07-01-2003, 04:38 PM

woodman · 07-01-2003, 04:39 PM

wtf is in the pan.

gravy?

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 04:39 PM

dude, don't you have an ashtray? Look at all those fucking butts in the corner

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by woodman
wtf is in the pan.

gravy?

Fresh water that has been sitting in the smoker.

gothweb · 07-01-2003, 04:40 PM

My first thought was... "Too close to the wall, dude".

My second thought was... "Damn, I want! Mmm!" Looks delicious, dude. Is that beef and chicken?

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
dude, don't you have an ashtray? Look at all those fucking butts in the corner

That's cause TheSpaceBulldog set the ashtrey on the ground and I kicked it when I was trying to keep my place from catching on fire.

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
My first thought was... "Too close to the wall, dude".

My second thought was... "Damn, I want! Mmm!" Looks delicious, dude. Is that beef and chicken?

Porkloin and Chicken. Gonna do some Salmon tomorrow.

Vietnam Army · 07-01-2003, 04:42 PM

now i know why AaronM is fat.

he got all the good shit there.

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Vietnam Army
now i know why AaronM is fat.

he got all the good shit there.

Ah...If only you had a clue.

hehehe.

Nina · 07-01-2003, 04:43 PM

oh no, that sucks

but at least everyone and the house is ok.

woodman · 07-01-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Porkloin and Chicken. Gonna do some Salmon tomorrow.

after today you might want to stick to just smoking cock

Strife · 07-01-2003, 04:45 PM

mmmmm....smoked meat

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by woodman

after today you might want to stick to just smoking cock

After that comment, I might wanna add another asshole to my ignore list.

woodman · 07-01-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

After that comment, I might wanna add another asshole to my ignore list.

lighten up. it was a joke.

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by woodman

lighten up. it was a joke.

Fuck off. You don't know me well enough to joke with me like that.

Beastiepoo · 07-01-2003, 04:48 PM

The meat looks fantastic! But be more careful next time, we don't want to have to sit you on cushions in Florida because you've singed your ass.

JOKER · 07-01-2003, 04:50 PM

Well... FUCK now I'm hungry

Bòn Appetite Aaron,looks very tasty

Cheers,

JOKER

woodman · 07-01-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Fuck off. You don't know me well enough to joke with me like that.

didn't mean to get your panties all in a wad bitch. You crack on people all fucking day but aren't man enough to take it when someone cracks back unless they are in your little internet gang?

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by woodman

didn't mean to get your panties all in a wad bitch. You crack on people all fucking day but aren't man enough to take it when someone cracks back unless they are in your little internet gang?

Look jackass...People I know can crack on me and I know whether it is in fun or not. I have never seen your punk ass until this thread so how am I supposed to know your itentions?

Some fucking newbie poster comes along and wants to start shit...Bring it on but beware of what you are stepping into.

Beastiepoo · 07-01-2003, 05:06 PM

Hey Aaron...whatever happened to your campaign for president? I was all geared up to vote for you!

Porndealer · 07-01-2003, 05:08 PM

Time for a break... getting hungry

woodman · 07-01-2003, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Look jackass...People I know can crack on me and I know whether it is in fun or not. I have never seen your punk ass until this thread so how am I supposed to know your itentions?

Some fucking newbie poster comes along and wants to start shit...Bring it on but beware of what you are stepping into.

truce. Pork loin goes well with same fava beans and a nice chianti.

bon appetite

Mr Pheer · 07-01-2003, 05:17 PM

Dude... next time move it farther away from the house. and if possible, move it off of that wood deck. My smoker is made out of a 200 gallon air tank, we set it on steel post set into concrete on the edge of the deck. I've fucked up to with too much wood and caught the whole inside of it on fire.... when the wood burns it leaves a coating of creosote all over the inside of the smoker, and if you get it too hot, the creosote catches on fire, and you're in for a BIG surprise when you open the door, and the oxygen hits the fire... makes a large fireball

Smokers are great, but they can be pretty dangerous

HEARTBREAKER · 07-01-2003, 06:16 PM

the next time you do it......do it away your house...

Amputate Your Head · 07-01-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Look jackass...People I know can crack on me and I know whether it is in fun or not. I have never seen your punk ass until this thread so how am I supposed to know your itentions?

Some fucking newbie poster comes along and wants to start shit...Bring it on but beware of what you are stepping into.

don't sweat it man... that shit happens to me daily here. Welcome to the target zone. The last thing you wanna do is give them the satisfaction of getting under your skin bro.

TheFLY · 07-01-2003, 06:21 PM

a plastic house doesn't burn down -- it just melts!

woodman · 07-01-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

don't sweat it man... that shit happens to me daily here. Welcome to the target zone. The last thing you wanna do is give them the satisfaction of getting under your skin bro.

You guys kill me. You are the first to jump on newbies and everyone else that post some dumbass question but if someone cracks a joke back at you then you think you are a target.

booker · 07-01-2003, 06:37 PM

Aaron, I don't think you would have been so lucky had it been closer to the ol' mobile home. ;)

ldinternet · 07-01-2003, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Holy shit, that looks GOOD.

Ice · 07-01-2003, 06:43 PM

Aaron didn't you post here the other day a pic of your fridge handle falling off?

dennisthemenace · 07-01-2003, 06:46 PM

Siding repair.. couple hundred bucks

Having learned something that could save your family's life in the future and getting choice eats in the process.... priceless!

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by woodman

You guys kill me. You are the first to jump on newbies and everyone else that post some dumbass question but if someone cracks a joke back at you then you think you are a target.

The key is "dumbass" we rarely fuck with the others.

AaronM · 07-01-2003, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby
Aaron didn't you post here the other day a pic of your fridge handle falling off?

No. Go fish.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Damn near burned my house down toady. :( No shit....I was using a smoker on my balcony and put too much wood in it. The fire got so hot it burned the paint off the outside of my smoker and melted my siding and part of the frame for my sliding door. 5 minutes later and we would have had a fire here. No fucking good. Nobody to blame but myself either. Ah...BUT...It was worth it....I got some kick ass smoked meat now. Last edited by AaronM; 07-01-2003 at 04:46 PM..

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