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Gimmy · 07-27-2003, 03:54 PM

DearAbby,

so are you gay, straight, a tranny, a fucktard? Please answer!

AM Jeff · 07-27-2003, 03:57 PM

I'm even more disturbed you didn't get photos and blast them all over the web.

I dunno aboput cummin in her purse.
Why waste it on what?

I woulda pissed in her purse and then went to her car and shit in the drivers seat.

Then got a old newspaper and smeared it REAL good in the seat. Where is deep down and would be a bitch to clean up.
Then taken her keys out of her purse and flush them MF'ers down the toliet.

Call a tow truck to have her car removed at her exspense and threw her ass out of the house, butt fuckin naked.

If not done that..offer her a ride home, while she's naked and dumped her ass off in the ghetto.

All trash deserves to be with other trash..lol
Serves her right.

Honeyslut · 07-27-2003, 03:58 PM

Thanks for the laugh, Abby

aflex · 07-27-2003, 04:02 PM

i feel for u man, been thru a similar situation.. she seems like a really twisted person, just take some time for yourself and forget about her..

you seem weak though, if you end up back with her, dont trust the bitch. forgive but dont forget, oh btw, fuck a friend of hers.

69pornlinks · 07-27-2003, 04:02 PM

lmao, dude is this a joke

Lonny · 07-27-2003, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Did anyone else get a boner while reading that?

lol kinda

Phoenix · 07-27-2003, 04:06 PM

get a good girl

Meeyatch · 07-27-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Did anyone else get a boner while reading that?

strokin it right now baby

Elli · 07-27-2003, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Get used to it. All women cheat.

What the hell? Guys cheat all the time, too! I highly doubt women have the market cornered on cheating.

brand0n · 07-27-2003, 04:19 PM

can i get her number?

[Labret] · 07-27-2003, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli

What the hell? Guys cheat all the time, too! I highly doubt women have the market cornered on cheating.

Did I say "all women cheat, and men dont"?

Men are pigs no doubt about it.

Elli · 07-27-2003, 04:30 PM

Allright fine. Be like that. Men! Sheesh!

*rolling eyes*

xxxdesign-net · 07-27-2003, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
Dearabby is a homo in this thread

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=124621

He's a Boneprone character... Dank, another one, admitted it!

Elli · 07-27-2003, 04:38 PM

EDIT: yikes double post

Herb Kornfield · 07-27-2003, 04:39 PM

Why not just join in the action and had a good time with them, 3somes are the shizzle

alias · 07-27-2003, 04:40 PM

Nanda · 07-27-2003, 04:40 PM

If this is true, DUMP the BITCh, once a slut always a slut, and why did u just stand there? U should have knocked her out, pulled her damn hair against something. If this post is real, u need to learn how to have people RESPECT u.. there are actually nice faithful girls out there, u just need time and patience to find the right one.

xxxdesign-net · 07-27-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanda
U should have knocked her out, pulled her damn hair against something. If this post is real, u need to learn how to have people RESPECT u..

grew up in a disfunctional family?

Juicy D. Links · 07-27-2003, 04:47 PM

This cant be real?

No guy would let the guy leave in one peice,,,,

If this story is true i feel bad for ya man,

Gman.357 · 07-27-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rooster
total bs. If that was real, the second the girl saw you she would have got off the guy, and the guy would lose his boner because he would be scared he was going to get into a physical altercation.

I actually sport wood at the thought of physical altercation. I'm currently seeking counseling.

xxxdesign-net · 07-27-2003, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
This cant be real?

No guy would let the guy leave in one peice,,,,

If this story is true i feel bad for ya man,

damn, we have violent people here... what if the guy didnt know she had a boyfriend?

maxjohan · 07-27-2003, 04:53 PM

Someone said all women cheat ..around 40% men and just over 50% of women had cheated(something like that)..in sweden..a big swedish newsletter had a poll, So that's about the fact..damn It's a lot a lot a lot. 1 out of 2 people..grrr, I want to move got damn..you are never safe here.

Serious I'm so sorry for you man..I feel for you really. I can't see how you can cheat on people when you have a good relationship(you break up!)are more honest I think..but they are bigger pigs in the end.

Fuck that was a shit pick you did there..yeah she is shit shit shit

I can't belive it, how dumb can you be..

Hope you find a real woman..it's 1 out of 2 here in sweden. It's not that hard to locate a good girl..

who is her friends?

how is she like a person?

Does she talk much about guys?

Many realtionships in the past?

Does she party a lot?

Is she the horney type?

....

..OK, I know it doesn't work this way when you get in love..and when I think about it..you never know about girls..and that's the scary part.

I been almost where you are right now..move on!

xxxdesign-net · 07-27-2003, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
Someone said all women cheat ..around 40% men and just over 50% of women had cheated(something like that)..in sweden..

actually the rumor is that women are wearing the pants in sweden.... that would explain your numbers!

TheJimmy · 07-27-2003, 04:59 PM

she had 2 available slots, you shoulda asked if she wanted those filled too ;)

Strife · 07-27-2003, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf

I would have wacked off as fast as I could and cum'ed all over the dudes face told'em see you's later.

pornJester · 07-27-2003, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

that sums this thread up nicely

hybrid · 07-27-2003, 05:22 PM

DearAbby = Cheshire....usually.

FlyingIguana · 07-27-2003, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Get used to it. All women cheat.

does your woman cheat?

Jer · 07-27-2003, 05:30 PM

All I can say is that she is a REAL slut. That "I will cum all over your cock" part is the best a slut could do.

If you are not for real, try bulding some story galleries and make some bucks.

[Labret] · 07-27-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

does your woman cheat?

probably did.

She not around anymore. She suffered from another common problem with women, the genetic inability to tell the truth.

goBigtime · 07-27-2003, 05:34 PM

Ok, I think I've solved the riddle...

Dear Abby is a siamese twin.

One side is a gay pussy, the other side is a straight pussy.

(Both sides are trolls)

Do I win the a GFY mousepad or something?

xxxjay · 07-27-2003, 05:34 PM

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-27-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce

We all know he/she is full of shit. Anyone who has read his posts in the past knows he's pure troll. Someone's character for sure.

SpaceAce

I absolutely agree.. most guys wouldnt lay there while some other dude might kick the dog shit out of them..they both would have been scrambling for their clothes and the dude would have been trying to get out of the house as fast as possible....sounds like homeboy dear fucking abby reads way too many variations magazines.."i'm going to come all over your cock"..hahahahahahahaha..I only say that when i give phone sex...its so typical..

Jer · 07-27-2003, 05:36 PM

Incredible how things are. How many of you actually thought "I will open a thread at GFY about THIS (something that just happenned to you)" at least once?

I know I did. I am being owned by GFY.

Pornwolf · 07-27-2003, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

probably did.

She not around anymore. She suffered from another common problem with women, the genetic inability to tell the truth.

Caroline was hot and I'm sure it was hard to give her the walking papers but as long as you got to keep Anubis everything is ok!

footsex · 07-27-2003, 05:41 PM

what the fuck? why didn't you beat the guys balls off?

Jer · 07-27-2003, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Caroline was hot and I'm sure it was hard to give her the walking papers but as long as you got to keep Anubis everything is ok!

Anubis looks real cool by the pics.

XxXotic · 07-27-2003, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli

What the hell? Guys cheat all the time, too! I highly doubt women have the market cornered on cheating.

lies and propaganda fabricated by the infidel women!

Krusty · 07-27-2003, 06:16 PM

WOW! mate.. i'm sorry to hear that!

I don't think you're a troll... just a poor bugger!

......... if only you could have videotaped that!

Krusty · 07-27-2003, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
This cant be real?

No guy would let the guy leave in one peice,,,,

If this story is true i feel bad for ya man,

well.. he could have been in shock.. who knows...

cezam · 07-27-2003, 06:20 PM

man..you should have beat the shit out of them both

dump the bitch and give her some hell

AaronM · 07-27-2003, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Its the nature of the beast. To expect fidelity from anyone in today's world where anything goes is nieve and foolish.

All I can say is get used to it. There just aren't many faithful types out there and the good ones are all taken.

Best thing to do is just take jealousy out of your own character. So she fucked a guy. Whoopie dooh. Its not like she killed someone. She decided to have some fun while you were gone just like millions of people do when they get the opportunity to screw someone while their other half isn't around.

Christ think about it, all she did was ride a hot dog and had an orgasm. If you truly are into her and love her, tell her that was a shitty thing to do, and next time to at least invite you to the party for a threesome so you don't feel left out.

Its not the end of the world. So don't tear yourself apart over it.

I could not agree with this more. I will add that in some cases people are simply not ready to be faithful or committed. This does not make them a bad person, It just makes for shitty timing if you are ready and the other person is not.

Bottom line is that as pissed off or hurt as Abby may have been, he has still probably jerked his cock just about raw while thinking of this situation. It is kinda taboo and all but even beyond the anger and hurt, it can get you off.

Ian · 07-27-2003, 06:25 PM

Why bother beating the guy up?

In this case he's saved you taking out the trash and now it/she is his problem.

In some countries they charge you money to take away your garbage.

No one ever comes to my door on trash day to take away my crap.

jeffs · 07-27-2003, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Did anyone else get a boner while reading that?

I did too. A massive one.

detoxed · 07-27-2003, 06:35 PM

You stood there and watched? What a pussy! LOL

xxxdesign-net · 07-27-2003, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

I could not agree with this more. I will add that in some cases

Hey Aaron, how come my adress [email protected] doesnt work on http://www.ampcontent.com/ ? Im trying to register...

thatdykeliz · 07-27-2003, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
Dearabby is a homo in this thread
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=124621

Isn't there also a thread where he/she has a retarded child and was all upset about people making fun of mentally handicapped kids? I'm too fucking lazy to look it up, but I remember reading it.

AaronM · 07-27-2003, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

Hey Aaron, how come my adress [email protected] doesnt work on http://www.ampcontent.com/ ? Im trying to register...

Fucktards could not listen to the rules. .net domains are ALL blocked along with many others because of this.

I will manually set it up for you.

Strife · 07-27-2003, 06:45 PM

xxxdesign-net · 07-27-2003, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Fucktards could not listen to the rules. .net domains are ALL blocked along with many others because of this.

I will manually set it up for you.

ok thanks

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AM Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The House Of Rage Posts: 1,320	I'm even more disturbed you didn't get photos and blast them all over the web. I dunno aboput cummin in her purse. Why waste it on what? I woulda pissed in her purse and then went to her car and shit in the drivers seat. Then got a old newspaper and smeared it REAL good in the seat. Where is deep down and would be a bitch to clean up. Then taken her keys out of her purse and flush them MF'ers down the toliet. Call a tow truck to have her car removed at her exspense and threw her ass out of the house, butt fuckin naked. If not done that..offer her a ride home, while she's naked and dumped her ass off in the ghetto. All trash deserves to be with other trash..lol Serves her right.

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