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Gutterboy · 07-31-2003, 07:43 PM

Whats the most disturbing thing anyone has confessed to you?

One time my brother and I were drunk, and after a few minutes of silence he looks at me and says: "Dude, have you ever thought about fucking a dead chick?"

I changed the subject.

Another time I was bored and making small talking with some drunk ass schmuck in a bar when he suddenly starts blubbing about how is wife is divorcing him because he molested his children. Luckily he left quickly enough that I didn't have to respond.

cezam · 07-31-2003, 07:44 PM

my good friend confessed that he's gay and wants to fuck me

GeXus · 07-31-2003, 07:48 PM

My friend was drunk and he admitted he had a small penis. I told him the same. :-)

KRL · 07-31-2003, 07:48 PM

My father taught me this when I was young.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-31-2003, 07:52 PM

my ex and his brother told me of how they murdered this dude..left him in their trailer bleeding to death (stabbed many times) while they went about business like norm.. he started to stink , so they took his car , put his body in the trunk and drove it somewhere secluded ( outside Austin, Texas) and on the way home the brother says"dude, i left my wallet in the car"...doh!
so they had to drive back and find the wallet.....never got caught at the murder.. but brother is a career criminal and is serving life.. his new wife and new baby dissappeared and no one could find them.. i think he murdered them too.......ex was scary..but brother was a bit more murderous ...we kept a high powered rifle nearby with laser scope.. (brother bought it to kill ex) ex stole it from brother ...

ex stabbed a guy and drove him to the hosptial after he bled to death and told the police the guy committed suicide in his car...got away with it.

relief is hearing the phone ring to tell you this crazy ass motherfucker is dead and your kid inherited a big wad of cash ...

Sly_RJ · 07-31-2003, 07:54 PM

Did I ever tell you that I love you?

cezam · 07-31-2003, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
my ex and his brother told me of how they murdered this dude..left him in their trailer bleeding to death (stabbed many times) while they went about business like norm.. he started to stink , so they took his car , put his body in the trunk and drove it somewhere secluded ( outside Austin, Texas) and on the way home the brother says"dude, i left my wallet in the car"...doh!
so they had to drive back and find the wallet.....never got caught at the murder.. but brother is a career criminal and is serving life.. his new wife and new baby dissappeared and no one could find them.. i think he murdered them too.......ex was scary..but brother was a bit more murderous ...we kept a high powered rifle nearby with laser scope.. (brother bought it to kill ex) ex stole it from brother ...

ex stabbed a guy and drove him to the hosptial after he bled to death and told the police the guy committed suicide in his car...got away with it.

relief is hearing the phone ring to tell you this crazy ass motherfucker is dead and your kid inherited a big wad of cash ...

oh fuck

Gutterboy · 07-31-2003, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
my ex and his brother told me of how they murdered this dude..left him in their trailer bleeding to death (stabbed many times) while they went about business like norm.. he started to stink , so they took his car , put his body in the trunk and drove it somewhere secluded ( outside Austin, Texas) and on the way home the brother says"dude, i left my wallet in the car"...doh!
so they had to drive back and find the wallet.....never got caught at the murder.. but brother is a career criminal and is serving life.. his new wife and new baby dissappeared and no one could find them.. i think he murdered them too.......ex was scary..but brother was a bit more murderous ...we kept a high powered rifle nearby with laser scope.. (brother bought it to kill ex) ex stole it from brother ...

ex stabbed a guy and drove him to the hosptial after he bled to death and told the police the guy committed suicide in his car...got away with it.

relief is hearing the phone ring to tell you this crazy ass motherfucker is dead and your kid inherited a big wad of cash ...

Sweet Jesus!

Cool about the bling bling tho

Gutterboy · 07-31-2003, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Did I ever tell you that I love you?

Every night on ICQ. And no, declaring it publicly isn't going to get you anymore cyber-man love that telling it to me privately did.

Centurion · 07-31-2003, 08:55 PM

C.U.

I think you're post would "tip the scales" in Amp's thread:
"What is the single most offensive thing to you." Or in your case, WAS the most offensive.

Sounds like a damn tough time.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-31-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy

Sweet Jesus!

Cool about the bling bling tho

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Originally posted by cezam

oh fuck

it was called sleeping with one eye open cause i knew too much... packa da bags and keep on truckin, I was out of there

my kid's got a little nest egg.. which is way cool..

Rictor · 07-31-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy
Whats the most disturbing thing anyone has confessed to you?

One time my brother and I were drunk, and after a few minutes of silence he looks at me and says: "Dude, have you ever thought about fucking a dead chick?"

I changed the subject.

Another time I was bored and making small talking with some drunk ass schmuck in a bar when he suddenly starts blubbing about how is wife is divorcing him because he molested his children. Luckily he left quickly enough that I didn't have to respond.

At least he said dead chick and not live dude.

This is why I don't talk to strangers.

Gutterboy · 07-31-2003, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

At least he said dead chick and not live dude.

Hmm, good point.

He's now happily married btw.. to a woman with a pulse

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-31-2003, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Centurion
C.U.

I think you're post would "tip the scales" in Amp's thread:
"What is the single most offensive thing to you." Or in your case, WAS the most offensive.

Sounds like a damn tough time.

i wasnt around long enough... this chick is not too stupid.. i knew ex had insurance polocies on his ex wives...he was a colorful character with a serious evil side for sure....i guess i was around long enough to get pregnant...

my life is what i have made of it and i would call it quite colorful...i have introduced myself to all different groups in society..from street people to Movie stars ..I have been around the social circle

thatdykeliz · 07-31-2003, 09:28 PM

I was visiting my ex-husband's family, and was sitting on the bed in his brother's room with the two of them, shooting the shit. I noticed a newspaper clipping on the wall, and wandered over to see what it was. It was about a drive-by shooting that had ended up killing some kid, happened a year before in the same town my ex's family lived in. I turned to my brother-in-law and asked him why he had it on his wall -- since he was a gangbanger, I assumed it was one of his friends who'd been killed or something.

"Oh, that?" my bro-in-law replied. "I was the shooter."

If you knew this kid, you'd have no problem believing him.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 07-31-2003, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz
I was visiting my ex-husband's family, and was sitting on the bed in his brother's room with the two of them, shooting the shit. I noticed a newspaper clipping on the wall, and wandered over to see what it was. It was about a drive-by shooting that had ended up killing some kid, happened a year before in the same town my ex's family lived in. I turned to my brother-in-law and asked him why he had it on his wall -- since he was a gangbanger, I assumed it was one of his friends who'd been killed or something.

"Oh, that?" my bro-in-law replied. "I was the shooter."

If you knew this kid, you'd have no problem believing him.

is there proper ettiquette one is supposed to follow when someone tells you they took a human life on purpose?

thatdykeliz · 07-31-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

is there proper ettiquette one is supposed to follow when someone tells you they took a human life on purpose?

Mostly I just tried not to let him sense my fear...animals can do that, you know. It was right after the "I was the shooter" comment that he let me in on the info-nugget that his "gang name" was Manson.

As in Charlie.

Gutterboy · 07-31-2003, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
my life is what i have made of it and i would call it quite colorful...i have introduced myself to all different groups in society..from street people to Movie stars ..I have been around the social circle

Well rounded

matty · 07-31-2003, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Did I ever tell you that I love you?

seriously is the scariest thing i've ever heard.

The Truth Hurts · 07-31-2003, 10:24 PM

AMP told me that he LOVES the cock.

Gutterboy · 07-31-2003, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
AMP told me that he LOVES the cock.

Tell us something we don't know..

*yawn*

07-31-2003, 07:43 PM	#1
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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	my ex and his brother told me of how they murdered this dude..left him in their trailer bleeding to death (stabbed many times) while they went about business like norm.. he started to stink , so they took his car , put his body in the trunk and drove it somewhere secluded ( outside Austin, Texas) and on the way home the brother says"dude, i left my wallet in the car"...doh! so they had to drive back and find the wallet.....never got caught at the murder.. but brother is a career criminal and is serving life.. his new wife and new baby dissappeared and no one could find them.. i think he murdered them too.......ex was scary..but brother was a bit more murderous ...we kept a high powered rifle nearby with laser scope.. (brother bought it to kill ex) ex stole it from brother ... ex stabbed a guy and drove him to the hosptial after he bled to death and told the police the guy committed suicide in his car...got away with it. relief is hearing the phone ring to tell you this crazy ass motherfucker is dead and your kid inherited a big wad of cash ...

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Centurion Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: SeATtle Posts: 6,033	C.U. I think you're post would "tip the scales" in Amp's thread: "What is the single most offensive thing to you." Or in your case, WAS the most offensive. Sounds like a damn tough time.

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