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![]() I need a slogan for Grandad.com
It's going to be a TGP I need Help I'm getting old, The best I have come up with so far is "Updated Everyday straight From the Retirement Home" Winner gets $30 by Paypal Enter as many times as you like
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hi
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you should sell that domain
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"at least i can run a website?"
"so baby, hows ur bowel movement?" "if u can still see my page, u can donate a kidney"
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Here are a few.
This site will sure get it up, its like viagra without the pill. We update this site more then you masturbate! Even Grandma comes to this site for the updates! You dont need viagra to get it up on this site!
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#6 |
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This site has more updates each day then I have teeth in my mouth!
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Grandad.com - Still sportin a boner
Grandad.com - The Real Dirty Old Man Grandad.com - Dirty Pictures For Dirty Minds (fave so far) Grandad.com - Look who's been on my lap today Grandad.com - Cheaper than Viagra paypal: entrprnr at hotmail dot com |
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hi
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the type-in traffic you'd get would not be looking for porn at all. the domain is worth a lot though (I think), so if I was you, I would sell it.
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Grandad.com, helping people get it up since 1842.
Grandad.com, Helping you get off since 1921.
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I may be senile, but I still love fu--hey, I just pissed my pants.
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Altimers remembers porn!
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Grandad.com - Better than prostate cancer!
Grandad.com - Geriatrics gone wild! Grandad.com - Grandma..grandpa...IS THAT YOU?! |
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"Grandma's Dead so I'm here Instead!"
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lol
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"Pull My Finger!"
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Grandad.com - As good is as updated by Dirt Mcgirt (Old dirty bastard)
Grandad.com - My updates ares better than ODB shooting playboy content |
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SexEds Daddy, the fry tipper?
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#1 reason to get retired
-------------------- The senior king of porn --------------------
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Grandad.com - I know a LOT about porn!
Grandad.com - THE GrandDaddy of Porn! Grandad.com - Don't tell Grandma! Grandad.com - Silver Surfers Sex! / Silver Surfing Sex |
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Grandad.com - The Kids sitting on my lap ain't enough anymore.
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Grandad.com - Grave Dodging Porn Lovin Fun!
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I got the best one :
Ol' dirty bastard wish he owned that site that's the best one . If you don't know who is ODB then you miss a part of american culture . Guy took photoshot for playboy, was in wu tang and beein jailed so many times . He's the ugliest and grimiest black arround NYC |
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These pics can give me an erection! And I'm 90 and gay!
copyright: not to be pinched by any other bastard |
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Grandad.com - Living Proof that you DON'T Go Blind!
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Grandad.com : wheres my viagra?
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i have man boobies
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grandad.com - where its falling and it cant get up
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Grandad.com ... The supermarket wasn't paying me enough to bag groceries so I thought I could make a few bucks off of TGP. Denture glue isn't cheap.
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Grandad.com - We will be sued for putting porn on this domain
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i have man boobies
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"dirty sluts just love grandad"
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Grandad.com -- When you've fallen and can't get up.
Or the variation... Grandad.com -- When you've fallen and can't get it up. Pay me. |
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Grandad.com - I sale antique ICQ numbers
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Wrinkled Even when it's Hard
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Grandad.com - The Grandaddy Of Porn
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Still no winner?
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i have man boobies
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grandad.com - whats that poking me?
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grandad.com - If your a fart little smeller, Uhh smart little feller, then join!
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...I am not based in America
Tell that to ICANN... I'm sure they will address you as sir when they pull it from you. lol
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Grandad.com - Get Your Daily Dose!
Grandad.com - Did You Get Your Daily Dose Today? Grandad.com - A Jerk A Day Keeps The Doctor Away! Grandad.com - The Only Medicine You Need! ![]()
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Grandad.com - What were you expecting?
Grandad.com - Your never too old for pussy. Grandad.com - Your never too old for smut. Grandad.com - Your never too old for _____. Grandad.com - Time to take your viagra Grandad.com - I can get it up, Can you? Grandad.com - We may be old, But we like them young. Grandad.com - Be old. Play young.
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Grandad.com - George washington used to masturbate to this site.
Grandad.com - been big pimping since 1922. Grandad.com - old men are like whoa! Grandad.com - Word up! Grandad.com - The Original OG of porn! Grandad.com - The Original Porn Gangsta Grandad.com - Grandma still spanks me!
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To be honest Grandad I'm sure you will be fine just along as you whack up a Big warning age disclosure entry page
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pics changed as often as my diaper
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Shit thats enuff.how many do you want?.
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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"you'll cum in your depends"
"run by a dirty old man for dirty old men" "Come sit on grandad's lap" "i'm old but not dead" "who needs viagra, we've got daily updates" "grab some prune juice and check out my tgp" "i'm old and crazy, bookmark me" "Social security pays my bandwidth" "viagra, KY jelly, ben gay, and grandad.com. all you need" "Some things get better with age."
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straight from my crusty ballsack
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