Ben Affleck' stripper mistress.... - GoFuckYourself.com

MrPopup · 08-09-2003, 05:59 PM

I had a cigarette with this woman about two weeks ago at Brandi's. A couple of hours before I barely made it to a Naughty By Nature show...anyway....

I open up the National Enquirer today and she's right there talking about Affleck giving oral sex to one of the girls at Brandi's strip club during their dance together.

Enquirer has given lie detector tests to everyone involved and they passed. there is footage on a security tape.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING?

At dirty ol' Brandi's nonetheless. Takes an hour to get a fucking drink there and they can't make doubles...$10.50 for a double and it tastes like shit.

Brandi's is dirty. Actually...if any of you have even been present when the lights are turned ON at a strip club you'd probably vomit anyway.

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July 31 ? Is ?Bennifer? headed for splitsville? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez?s very public relationship is very much on the rocks because of the bombshell allegations in the new issue of the National Enquirer that Ben was cavorting with strippers, says a source who knows the couple well.
?IT?S NOT REALLY the strip club that?s the problem,? says the insider. ?It?s all the sordid details about taking the girls back to (Christian Slater?s) house and what they did with them there. This relationship had issues before this article came out, and I think those details are going to make Jennifer snap. They may be making some public appearances together to promote their movie ?Gigli? but it?s going to be tough.?
The article also alleges that cocaine and booze were available at the party ? although it never says they were used by Affleck, who had a highly-publicized stint in rehab.
Affleck?s lawyer has denied the story, calling it ?totally false.?
?Jennifer is furious and humiliated, but in a way, I think it?s the best thing that could happen to Ben,? says the source. ?What he needs is six months or so to get away from the media circus surrounding his romance and his disaster of a movie. He needs to take a close look at his life. I see this as a cry for help from Ben.?
A spokesman for Affleck says, ?My comment about this is the same comment I?ve been giving all along about this story, it?s all complete garbage.?

PR_Dave · 08-09-2003, 06:14 PM

who cares !!

hottoddy · 08-09-2003, 06:25 PM

He was sick of taco & burrito flavored snatch.

Makingcoin · 08-09-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by MrPopup
Brandi's is dirty.

Are you sure you were at Brandi's and not the Cecil?

Spunky · 08-09-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Makingcoin

Are you sure you were at Brandi's and not the Cecil?

..Ya Brandi's rocks

BradShaw · 08-09-2003, 06:47 PM

Brandi's is best strip club in Vancouver, not that Vancouver has good strip clubs.

detoxed · 08-09-2003, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
He was sick of taco & burrito flavored snatch.

Mojo Rizin · 08-09-2003, 07:15 PM

Maybe she doesnt give head?

I dont understand peoples assumption that just because they are hot and famous that they must be good in bed.

I bet all these rich bitches are prudes in the sack and prefer missionary only.

MrPopup · 08-09-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by Makingcoin

Are you sure you were at Brandi's and not the Cecil?

@ the Cecil at least they turn on the shower.

MrPopup · 08-09-2003, 07:17 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
not that Vancouver has good strip clubs.

the truth.

Kimmykim · 08-09-2003, 07:55 PM

No 5 is definitely better than Brandys but Vancouver still has some funny rules

cyberpunk · 08-09-2003, 07:58 PM

We've gotten all the rules taken care of right KK?

Spunky · 08-09-2003, 08:01 PM

They are starting to change with the times now.The downtown clubs are open till 4 am

angelsofporn · 08-09-2003, 09:05 PM

hot chicks usually are the worst in bed...unless they had screwed up childhood's or something..grew up in a trailer with a crazy uncle or something like that...otherwise the more attention a girl gets the less she is out to please the guy...fact

Kimmykim · 08-09-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by cyberpunk
We've gotten all the rules taken care of right KK?

As long as Ben Afflecks not in there ;)

SkyWalker · 08-09-2003, 11:03 PM

I want his problems for a day.

Pipecrew · 08-09-2003, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
hot chicks usually are the worst in bed...unless they had screwed up childhood's or something..grew up in a trailer with a crazy uncle or something like that...otherwise the more attention a girl gets the less she is out to please the guy...fact

Exactly...... I am quoting you for a future commentary.

TheJimmy · 08-10-2003, 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
...not that Vancouver has good strip clubs.

I hear Montreal has much nicer strip joints...but when in Van there are enough local hotties to hookup who needs 'strippahs' ?

I know the Cactus Club had enough local hotties to keep a single man busy....

TheJimmy · 08-10-2003, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
hot chicks usually are the worst in bed...unless they had screwed up childhood's or something..grew up in a trailer with a crazy uncle or something like that...otherwise the more attention a girl gets the less she is out to please the guy...fact

I think this is related to the fact that BBW's give GREAT oral ;)

08-09-2003, 05:59 PM	#1
MrPopup Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: on the internet Posts: 3,783	Ben Affleck' stripper mistress.... I had a cigarette with this woman about two weeks ago at Brandi's. A couple of hours before I barely made it to a Naughty By Nature show...anyway.... I open up the National Enquirer today and she's right there talking about Affleck giving oral sex to one of the girls at Brandi's strip club during their dance together. Enquirer has given lie detector tests to everyone involved and they passed. there is footage on a security tape. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING? At dirty ol' Brandi's nonetheless. Takes an hour to get a fucking drink there and they can't make doubles...$10.50 for a double and it tastes like shit. Brandi's is dirty. Actually...if any of you have even been present when the lights are turned ON at a strip club you'd probably vomit anyway. ************************************ http://www.msnbc.com/news/930668.asp?cp1=1 July 31 ? Is ?Bennifer? headed for splitsville? Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez?s very public relationship is very much on the rocks because of the bombshell allegations in the new issue of the National Enquirer that Ben was cavorting with strippers, says a source who knows the couple well. ?IT?S NOT REALLY the strip club that?s the problem,? says the insider. ?It?s all the sordid details about taking the girls back to (Christian Slater?s) house and what they did with them there. This relationship had issues before this article came out, and I think those details are going to make Jennifer snap. They may be making some public appearances together to promote their movie ?Gigli? but it?s going to be tough.? The article also alleges that cocaine and booze were available at the party ? although it never says they were used by Affleck, who had a highly-publicized stint in rehab. Affleck?s lawyer has denied the story, calling it ?totally false.? ?Jennifer is furious and humiliated, but in a way, I think it?s the best thing that could happen to Ben,? says the source. ?What he needs is six months or so to get away from the media circus surrounding his romance and his disaster of a movie. He needs to take a close look at his life. I see this as a cry for help from Ben.? A spokesman for Affleck says, ?My comment about this is the same comment I?ve been giving all along about this story, it?s all complete garbage.? __________________ <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" border="1" bgcolor="#008000"><tr><td><font size=3>Gone</font></td></tr></table>

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