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08-25-2003, 08:39 PM

Hi folks,
allow me to introduce myself!

I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.

freeadultcontent · 08-25-2003, 08:40 PM

Im sorry.

Spunky · 08-25-2003, 08:41 PM

Thats only back East..We have running water and toilets out west

freeadultcontent · 08-25-2003, 08:43 PM

Wait this isnt like Canadians Annoymous, shit, I thought you all were gunna come in, introduce yourselves, and we would apologize and move on.

Oh well.

lamrobertson · 08-25-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
Hi folks,
allow me to introduce myself!

I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.

lol I lived in a tourist town and you wouldn' t believe how many Americans brought their parkas in July.

SENSEX · 08-25-2003, 08:45 PM

Well im from Ottawa
I live in a house made of bricks, next to another house
My backyard has grass, followed by more grass, then another house with a hot girl who suntans outside my office window

My only mode of transportation is my car
My mode of communication is my cell, lan, or fax line, and the occasional "get me another beer honey".

I hope this answers your questions...

rudeboi · 08-25-2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
Hi folks,
allow me to introduce myself!

I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.

You should listen to the band the dayglo abortions, the only good music to come out of canada.

http://www.godrecords.com/dayglos/

Proud to be a canadian!
Bring me another BEER
yeah, I'm proud to be a Canadian!
Bring me another Lumberjack!

Aly-Python · 08-25-2003, 08:56 PM

Me too. I left.

Olivier · 08-25-2003, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
Hi folks,
allow me to introduce myself!

I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.

like this?

Welcome to Canada

08-26-2003, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Olivier

like this?

Welcome to Canada

yeah! that hill is only a few miles from my igloo! Ive already been there with my snowdogs!

DarkJedi · 08-26-2003, 01:56 PM

sexyclicks · 08-26-2003, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

Olivier · 08-26-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

I dont have a pic for that!

JohnW · 08-26-2003, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Olivier

Dad?

dij · 08-26-2003, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
Hi folks,
allow me to introduce myself!

I am from Montreal Canada, and would like to describe my life a bit.

I live in an igloo next to the frozen lake
We have penguins in the backyard and we have polar bears instead of what you americans call "dogs".
Our only mode of transportation is by using sleigh dogs and
Our only modes of communication so far are the morse code and fire (smoke) signals.
Everything (our schools, hospitals, etc) are run by a group of elite eskimos.

I hope this answered any questions you might have had about our magnificent country.

You described it perfectly!!

ElvisManson · 08-26-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rudeboi

You should listen to the band the dayglo abortions, the only good music to come out of canada.

http://www.godrecords.com/dayglos/

Proud to be a canadian!
Bring me another BEER
yeah, I'm proud to be a Canadian!
Bring me another Lumberjack!

Jimbo has to be one of the Most annoying people I have ever met.

08-26-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by dij

You described it perfectly!!

why thank you
not much to describe really

08-25-2003, 08:39 PM	#1
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