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BT · 10-11-2003, 09:47 AM

Funny stuff!!!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes out of it's ass."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

reynold · 10-11-2003, 09:51 AM

xdcdave · 10-11-2003, 09:52 AM

Quote:

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

classic.

EZRhino · 10-11-2003, 09:53 AM

I dont know.

I think my brain just shutdown from this thread. Too much to think about in 1 minute.

enjoi · 10-11-2003, 09:59 AM

i want to answer uour questions but cant be fucked

brand0n · 10-11-2003, 12:48 PM

ouch! now my fuckin head hearts

mastamindz · 10-11-2003, 12:52 PM

Yes, blind people do dream. What they see in their dreams depends on how much they could ever see. If someone has been totally blind since birth, they only have auditory dreams.

Abyss_Vee · 10-11-2003, 12:54 PM

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

loll

Scott McD · 10-11-2003, 12:55 PM

Hehehe, some good ones...

VirtuMike · 10-11-2003, 12:58 PM

This is my new quote:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Thank you BT!

WiredGuy · 10-11-2003, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
This is my new quote:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Thank you BT!

Mishi · 10-11-2003, 03:30 PM

And don't forget - if pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?

Furious_Female · 10-11-2003, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BT_trafficcashgold

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Hey I have a light in my freezer!

BT · 10-11-2003, 10:08 PM

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

LMAO

MattO · 10-11-2003, 10:36 PM

I believe I answered these questions in this thread:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=144006

10-11-2003, 09:47 AM	#1
BT Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft liquordale FL Posts: 6,481	"things" To Ponder.... Funny stuff!!! Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass." Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . . . . Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __________________ IS Prime Hosting Bald Head Shine "BT" The American Dream, baby! " THE HOST WITH THE MOST!" My ICQ 122994792

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EZRhino Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: couch Posts: 6,258	I dont know. I think my brain just shutdown from this thread. Too much to think about in 1 minute.

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Abyss_Vee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,208	If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? loll

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BT Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ft liquordale FL Posts: 6,481	Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? LMAO __________________ IS Prime Hosting Bald Head Shine "BT" The American Dream, baby! " THE HOST WITH THE MOST!" My ICQ 122994792

10-11-2003, 10:36 PM	#15
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	I believe I answered these questions in this thread: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=144006