All I want is an electric can opener! - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 10-11-2003, 05:54 PM

WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Why can't I get a decent one that works? They either fuckin' break, or they are too hi-tech for their own fuckin' good.

I just want one that works!!!

10-11-2003, 05:56 PM

Do it by hand, you lazy shit.

Oracle Porn · 10-11-2003, 05:56 PM

whats wrong with the simple one?

slapass · 10-11-2003, 05:57 PM

I open about one can a month if that. Get a nice hand one.

queer · 10-11-2003, 05:58 PM

When added up, the time it takes to change batteries each week, evens out the time it takes to open cans manually..

Get a life Bozo. Opening cans by electricity... damn.
I once won a price in a tournament. It was an electric jar opener.. Yes. Jar.... It went right to the can. LOL... The trashcan.

stocktrader23 · 10-11-2003, 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by queer
When added up, the time it takes to change batteries each week, evens out the time it takes to open cans manually..
Get a life Bozo. Opening cans by electricity... damn.
I once won a price in a tournament. It was an electric jar opener.. Yes. Jar.... It went right to the can. LOL... The trashcan.

You change batteries in your electric can opener?

Furious_Female · 10-11-2003, 06:12 PM

I have one that I just open cat food cans with (about 5 or 6 cans a day) ...It was like $15 bucks in Walmart last year. Works great... my cats hear it 2 miles down the road. lol

I use a manual one for people food

queer · 10-11-2003, 06:13 PM

mmmm.. I like beans

SureFire · 10-11-2003, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

You change batteries in your electric can opener?

Was thinking the same thing.

Maru · 10-11-2003, 06:16 PM

Nothing in a can is worth eating. Get some fresh, nutritious stuff instead.

Oracle Porn · 10-11-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Maru
Nothing in a can is worth eating. Get some fresh, nutritious stuff instead.

i like pickels

AWC · 10-11-2003, 06:22 PM

wtf are pickles in a can?

Furious_Female · 10-11-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Maru
Nothing in a can is worth eating. Get some fresh, nutritious stuff instead.

I heard on some news report recently that studies show canned veggies are actually healthier. ::shrugs::

SureFire · 10-11-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by AWC
wtf are pickles in a can?

since when?

queer · 10-11-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by SureFire

Was thinking the same thing.

Fill me in

queer · 10-11-2003, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by SureFire

since when?

LOL

SureFire · 10-11-2003, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by queer

Fill me in

Do electric can openers require batteries?

Abyss_Vee · 10-11-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by RedShoe
WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Why can't I get a decent one that works? They either fuckin' break, or they are too hi-tech for their own fuckin' good.

I just want one that works!!!

Get a butler to do it

queer · 10-11-2003, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by SureFire

Do electric can openers require batteries?

Yes. Yes they do. Some do. Mine does. Yes, mine does. Even my electric JAR opener. Batteries need for this one as well.

Libertine · 10-11-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Furious_Female
I have one that I just open cat food cans with (about 5 or 6 cans a day) ...It was like $15 bucks in Walmart last year. Works great... my cats hear it 2 miles down the road. lol

I use a manual one for people food

5 or 6 cans a day? How many cats do you have?

SureFire · 10-11-2003, 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by queer

Yes. Yes they do. Some do. Mine does. Yes, mine does. Even my electric JAR opener. Batteries need for this one as well.

Please tell me what brand and where I can buy it. Thanks

queer · 10-11-2003, 06:40 PM

Jar or can?

RedShoe · 10-11-2003, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox
Do it by hand, you lazy shit.

I've used those hand ones since I was a kid. Only about 2 years ago did we TRY to switch to electric, and they all suck.

Thank GOD spam has a peel back top!!!

SureFire · 10-11-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by queer
Jar or can?

Both... I need holiday gift ideas. The urls would be nice too. Thanks

PersianKitty · 10-11-2003, 06:47 PM

I have owned two or three in my life, but I hardly ever used them. It's always been easier to grab on of the hand ones and do it that way.

queer · 10-11-2003, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by SureFire

Both... I need holiday gift ideas. The urls would be nice too. Thanks

LOL... I ACTUALLY went check... lol.
They are out or production. BOTH of them.
http://www.evadenmark.com
Not included on the list. Couple years ago thou...
Perhaps sale was negliable

RedShoe · 10-11-2003, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
I have owned two or three in my life, but I hardly ever used them. It's always been easier to grab on of the hand ones and do it that way.

Yeah, I think I'm starting to realize that. I can crack open a can in just a few seconds with the hand ones. The electric ones we have take longer anyway.

Hmmm, maybe I should re-invent the electric can opener.

Carrie · 10-11-2003, 07:01 PM

I had an under-the-counter one that just stopped working reliably after about a year, just went and bought a handheld one that is rechargeable and goes back into a little charging base when you're done with it. Surprisingly enough, it works pretty nicely.

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Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	I had an under-the-counter one that just stopped working reliably after about a year, just went and bought a handheld one that is rechargeable and goes back into a little charging base when you're done with it. Surprisingly enough, it works pretty nicely.