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RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 07:51 PM

Ouch!
you win

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 07:58 PM

You're all the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked...

Now how's that for unoriginal?

-=HOAX=- · 10-11-2003, 08:00 PM

You're grogan's dumbest alias...

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 08:08 PM

You were spawned from a seed that your daddy should have jerked off into a kleenex.

- Jesus Christ - · 10-11-2003, 08:09 PM

You < Acacia

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 08:24 PM

People are just too nice around here I guess...

FastAdultTraffic · 10-11-2003, 08:25 PM

There have been a few contenders, but few exceptional put downs.

Try putting down the Astroglide for 2 minutes and thinking.

Actually, just continue, you'll be free in 2 minutes anyway.

znewbie · 10-11-2003, 08:28 PM

10K is too much, send me 5K and I will hand you free coffee..

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FastAdultTraffic
There have been a few contenders, but few exceptional put downs.

Try putting down the Astroglide for 2 minutes and thinking.

Actually, just continue, you'll be free in 2 minutes anyway.

Hard to think and type with one hand....

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 08:37 PM

So.... whats the verdict?

FastAdultTraffic · 10-11-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoCkMaN
So.... whats the verdict?

The verdict is that your watch is broken. You need clock viagra.

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 08:41 PM

DOH!

FastAdultTraffic · 10-11-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoCkMaN

DOH!

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RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 08:49 PM

MMMMmmmmm
More jerk off material...
Thanks bud!

XxXotic · 10-11-2003, 08:54 PM

You're the load momma shoulda swallowed

Briscoe · 10-11-2003, 08:58 PM

I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Briscoe
I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.

Classic

Evil1 · 10-11-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FastAdultTraffic

Sorry dude. I know you're sensitive about your parents.

I only have one testical by the way. I donated my other one to Tom Green.

-sped

Like thats sposed to offend me, I live life by the simple motto that it take 47 muscles in my face to frown but only 4 you reach out and drill you in the motherfucking head.

SKULL · 10-11-2003, 09:05 PM

apoklyptk · 10-11-2003, 09:15 PM

Even if I ripped your face off and skullfucked you, it still would'nt be worth my nut...

Actually, this is worthless, a waste of my fucking time. All you motherfuckers going back and forth sounds like a rap battle in Nebraska.

RedShoe · 10-11-2003, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by apoklyptk
Even if I ripped your face off and skullfucked you, it still would'nt be worth my nut...

Actually, this is worthless, a waste of my fucking time. All you motherfuckers going back and forth sounds like a rap battle in Nebraska.

There's rap in Nebraska? I knew there were a lot of sheep fuckers there, but not rappers.

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 09:20 PM

I think that was the point...

apoklyptk · 10-11-2003, 09:24 PM

Quote:

I think that was the point...

RedShoe · 10-11-2003, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoCkMaN
I think that was the point...

oh.

I guess I didn't pick up on your useless Canadian humor. But if anyone would know anything about Sheep fucking, it's those cock smokin' Canadians.

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 09:39 PM

apoklyptk · 10-11-2003, 09:39 PM

Quote:

I guess I didn't pick up on your useless Canadian humor. But if anyone would know anything about Sheep fucking, it's those cock smokin' Canadians

You're boring the shit outta me with your useless drivel. Get your Goodwill shoes wearin ass out this motherfucker before we all fall asleep.

RoCkMaN · 10-11-2003, 09:50 PM

The lack of response from FastAdultTraffic must mean that he is disapointed in our insult talent...

We just ain't mean enough....
Dammit. Being born and raised in Canada really affected me...
We're just too gaddam nice up here!
Must be something in the beer...

tootie · 10-11-2003, 09:58 PM

You're so stupid you thought "1984" was a book about Michael Jackson.

apoklyptk · 10-11-2003, 09:58 PM

Shut the fuck up, eh.

vicki · 10-11-2003, 10:12 PM

I don't care whether this is over with or not, I just wanted to post this hehehe

get this straight dude, when ya say you're packing 12, its not supposed to mean millimeters - bye

:D

vicki · 10-11-2003, 10:20 PM

ORRRR

*laughing hysterically and pointing*
oh I get it ... I'm on candid camera, right??

FastAdultTraffic · 10-11-2003, 10:23 PM

Well that was fun, wasn't it? Your 4th grade teacher would be very proud of you.

After careful deliberations and quantitative analysis, we have determined the following:

Most of your put downs were ill thought malicious insults. Rarely a clever word was heard.

However, there were 6 or 7 good post, and from that we've chosen 4 winners.

We've chosen 3 runners up, and 1 Grand Prize.

The Grand Prize gets 10K hits of free traffic, the 3 runners up each get 5K.

And they are, drum roll please:

Runners Up:

<HR>
briscoe I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have.

redshoe Your post sucks as bad as your shitty traffic. So Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here.

gornyhuy We are supposed to fall all over ourselves coming up with witty attacks to hurl at each other so that some half-wit 3-post ass-pony will send us his shitbot traffic in the weakest spam attempt since meat was first canned?
<HR>

And the Grand Prize goes to:

<HR>
GFED You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.......
<HR>
To claim your prize, please list how to contact you here under your nick.

Thank you all for playing. We'll be doing more giveaways, and also launching some charity sales, where revenue for traffic is sent to good causes such as anti-kiddie porn and anti-bad patents.

Take care, and thanks for playing. Oh, and by the way, if you didn't enjoy this promotion, you can Go Fuck Yourself.

gornyhuy · 10-11-2003, 10:23 PM

Gee, you mean there wasn't really a giveaway. What a fucking surprise.

Edit: oops, simultaneous post.

And to put my foot in my mouth further, I was a contender.
Congrats gfed~!

brand0n · 10-11-2003, 10:24 PM

ill break your mothers hahahaha

gornyhuy · 10-11-2003, 10:26 PM

Thanks for the 5k! I can be reached at gornyhuy AT codegreen DOT org

apoklyptk · 10-11-2003, 10:26 PM

What the fuck? None of that shit even contends with my post, except for GFED's.

Bitches.

Time for the skullfucking.

irishfury · 10-11-2003, 10:26 PM

I think my post was over looked

Briscoe · 10-11-2003, 10:27 PM

I never win anything!

Except for that cruise and gym membership.

Briscoe
ICQ 449510
Email dipthong {at} yahoo . com

GFED · 10-11-2003, 10:27 PM

Thanks for picking me!

It's one of the funniest things I've ever read and I've been saving it in my documents for special occasions.

ICQ 158325978

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RoCkMaN Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 928	The lack of response from FastAdultTraffic must mean that he is disapointed in our insult talent... We just ain't mean enough.... Dammit. Being born and raised in Canada really affected me... We're just too gaddam nice up here! Must be something in the beer... __________________ The Hockey Board - Smash Mouth Hockey Teal Gorilla - Monkey Loves Money BLOGGING FOR BANK - Make a living with your blog.

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10-11-2003, 10:23 PM	#83
FastAdultTraffic Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 40	Well that was fun, wasn't it? Your 4th grade teacher would be very proud of you. After careful deliberations and quantitative analysis, we have determined the following: Most of your put downs were ill thought malicious insults. Rarely a clever word was heard. However, there were 6 or 7 good post, and from that we've chosen 4 winners. We've chosen 3 runners up, and 1 Grand Prize. The Grand Prize gets 10K hits of free traffic, the 3 runners up each get 5K. And they are, drum roll please: Runners Up: <HR> <U><B>briscoe</B></U> I have a feeling this traffic will be coming out of your ass. Hopefully that won't interfere with all the sausage parties you have. <U><B>redshoe</B></U> Your post sucks as bad as your shitty traffic. So Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here. <U><B>gornyhuy</B></U> We are supposed to fall all over ourselves coming up with witty attacks to hurl at each other so that some half-wit 3-post ass-pony will send us his shitbot traffic in the weakest spam attempt since meat was first canned? <HR> And the Grand Prize goes to: <HR> <U><B>GFED</B></U> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you....... <HR> To claim your prize, please list how to contact you here under your nick. Thank you all for playing. We'll be doing more giveaways, and also launching some charity sales, where revenue for traffic is sent to good causes such as anti-kiddie porn and anti-bad patents. Take care, and thanks for playing. Oh, and by the way, if you didn't enjoy this promotion, you can Go Fuck Yourself. __________________ <A HREF="http://www.FastAdultTraffic.com"><IMG SRC="http://www.FastAdultTraffic.com/button.gif"></A> Last edited by FastAdultTraffic; 10-11-2003 at 10:26 PM..

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