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DarkJedi · 10-17-2003, 05:18 PM

I remember shopping in a supermarket and running into a typical overweight black woman with a huge ass and spandex pants hovering over the meat section. She had two kids with her; one was around 10 and the other an infant, dressed in some dirty t-shirts and jeans. She was ringing the bell furiously to get the butcher. When he came out, she said, "Ah wants me some of the maple bacon that be on sale! You aint got no maple bacon here..." The butcher just looked at her and said, "I'm sorry maam, we must be all out of the maple bacon but you're welcome to buy some of the other Farmer John bacon that's on sale."

Her eyes got huge and she started bobbing her head back and forth and raised her voice, "What? Ah wants the muthafuckin maple bacon, the sign says all Farmer John bacon. I sure likes the maple bacon. Ah wants me some maple bacon!"

The butcher, not wanting to cause a scene told her to wait and he would look in the back and see what he could do.

As she waited, a business man came up to ring the butcher's bell but just before he was able to ring it, she stopped him by blocking his hand and asked him what he was doing.

"I have to pick up a platter that I ordered for an office party, do you mind?"

She was up in his face and really bobbing her head now, "Hell yes I do! He be in the back gettin me muh maple bacon! Now you just back your ass on up and wait a bit! Ah wants that muthafuckin maple bacon!"

Again, not wanting to cause a scene, the business man backed off and waited to the side.

She then proceeded to pace back and forth in her overly tight spandex pants and flip flops talking to her kids, "Yas sir, that muthafucka better bring me muh maple bacon. Sheet. Ah done told him dat ah wants muh maple bacon...." Over and over again. She was clearly getting more and more agitated as time went on.

I secretly hoped that the store didn't have any more maple bacon left just to see her go ballistic and wondered if anyone else watching the scene felt the same way.

Finally, the butcher returned and produced a pound of Farmer John maple bacon and gave it to her. Damn luck, I thought. He said, "Here maam, this is our last package of maple bacon."

"See? I told you that you be holding out that maple bacon in the back for youself! Sheet! Don't be trying no bullsheet on me!"

With that, she took it and left.

Upon checkout, she was only one aisle over and once again, the cause of another outburst.

"What do you mean you won't take my muthafuckin WIC coupon for maple bacon! It says right here for food and this here bes food!"

The cashier rolled her eyes and said, "I'm sorry, maam. WIC coupons are only for food for your infant. Milk, cheese, bread......and not bacon." (WIC is a food-stamp type program in California for minority mothers so they can feed their infants rather than using the welfare money for drugs and alcohol on themselves. I doubt a baby would want to chew on maple bacon)

This time, she was really agitated and not only bobbing her head back and forth but was jiggling her whole massive black body up and down. "Sheet! You all just be bullsheeting me now....put my muthafuckin maple bacon on the muthafuckin coupons!"

By that time, the manager came over and went between them and settled the situation somehow. I'm not sure exactly what happened after that as I was hurriedly rushed through my lane and went out to my car. The manager must have just given it to her for free or something to get rid of her.

This supermarket, being in a black neighborhood, had a big problem with losing so many of their shopping carts so they installed an anti-theft device in the parking lot. For those unfamiliar with this, it's a device that attaches to one of the wheels of the cart that locks up and seizes the wheel of the cart in the event that it leaves the parking lot. I believe it works on some sort of magnet system, I'm not sure. There are bold yellow lines painted in the lot with warnings that the cart will lock up if taken beyond those lines.

As I was heading for the exit in my car, I saw her pushing her cart and heading for one of the yellow lines, trying to push the shopping cart all the way home, completely oblivious to all the warning signs around her. (Many of them even had the warnings posted as graphic cartoons for people who couldn't even read and she didn't even comprehend those!)

I decided to hang back and park with my lights off to watch her.

Sure enough, she approached the yellow line still bitching to her kids about the maple bacon incident when ZAP! The right front wheel of her shopping cart locked up on the yellow line and sent her big fat black body spilling over the front edge of the cart and knocking it and all the contents over the side. Her milk, eggs, bread, and yes...her precious maple bacon all were knocked over and spread out in the parking lot.

It was truly a sight to behold. She looked like a huge black blob encased in spandex lying in the middle of spilled groceries and a shopping cart with her two kids standing over her.

There was a slight moment of silence. An uneasy silence. The kind of silence you feel right before Old Faithful erupts or the Space Shuttle launches. The silence you experience when you know that all hell is about to break loose.

"MUTHAFUCKA!"

"What the hell kind of sheet is this? What the hell is this bullsheet?"

Just then, her 10 year old said, "Momma, all the stuff spilled!"

"NO SHEET, MUTHAFUCKA! GODDAMN DIS BULLSHEET!"

With that, she got up and started to walk back into the store. She didn't bother to pick up any of her groceries or even turn back to make sure that her kids were following her. All I saw was 210 pounds of black ass walking to the store saying, "I'm going to tell them muthafuckas a thing or two...sheet...dey aint heard the end of dis sheet..they better come out here and clean dis sheet up...."

I could just imagine the impending scene in the store.

I considered going back into the store to pretend I was shopping some more just to hear the scene she would make but I had a better idea.

I put my car into drive and slowly drove away from the parking lot, making sure that both my tires ran over her precious maple bacon.

Amputate Your Head · 10-17-2003, 05:24 PM

sweet7 · 10-17-2003, 05:33 PM

and you're right that would never happen in Canada.

Webby · 10-17-2003, 05:36 PM

hyatla · 10-17-2003, 05:39 PM

Chris · 10-17-2003, 05:41 PM

LOL i cant belive i read all that

NoCarrier · 10-17-2003, 05:43 PM

Hahahha.. Come on.. just put some god damn maple syrup with your bacon when u cook it and SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTFU!

xroach · 10-17-2003, 05:44 PM

never happen in canada ? give me a break

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Dawgy · 10-17-2003, 05:45 PM

haha whats sad is her kids are gonna be just liker her

NetRodent · 10-17-2003, 06:04 PM

This story warms me to the cockles of my heart.

SmutGiant · 10-17-2003, 06:09 PM

haha... that's some funny sheeet mutha fucka!!

skillfull · 10-17-2003, 06:10 PM

hahaha, never in Quebec :P

Furious_Male · 10-17-2003, 06:14 PM

Spunky · 10-17-2003, 06:15 PM

millionaire · 10-17-2003, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
haha whats sad is her kids are gonna be just liker her

Very funny story, but sad as dawgy said

BlueDesignStudios · 10-17-2003, 06:21 PM

Very well written.. and very funny to read!

doober · 10-17-2003, 07:22 PM

classic sheeet and good story!

HEARTBREAKER · 10-17-2003, 08:24 PM

thanks for the good laugh!!!

sumphatpimp · 10-17-2003, 09:03 PM

This would never happen in Canada

no maple bacon in Canada, eh?

serious · 10-17-2003, 09:11 PM

well written story, very funny too

Furious_Female · 10-17-2003, 09:30 PM

Bman · 10-17-2003, 09:30 PM

sheeet that a frickin motha fucken knee slapper dude...you should write for Maxim!! I'd like to see a weekly story posted on GFY please!

Bman · 10-17-2003, 09:33 PM

Shit I could even give you a story that happened to me once in LA and you could right it cause it is just as funny but I couldn't do it poetic justice like you could....fuck I am still laughing

sweet7 · 10-17-2003, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by sumphatpimp
This would never happen in Canada

no maple bacon in Canada, eh?

That's not true buddy, maple leaf makes a maple bacon...and others as well...it really does kick ass. If all else fails just drizzle a little on the bacon after it's cooked

SleazyDream · 10-17-2003, 09:40 PM

image the poor sob that knocked her up - TWICE.

any bets that it's the same guy? lol

DarkJedi · 03-15-2007, 10:54 AM

so, anyone else ever wintnessed similar public outbursts ?

TigerDragon · 03-15-2007, 10:58 AM

Bryan G · 03-15-2007, 11:02 AM

Best Thing Ive read on GFY EVER!!!!!!

SmokeyTheBear · 03-15-2007, 11:02 AM

just when i thought you couldnt sink any lower...

you totally redeem yourself by posting that funny ass story.. you should sell that as a skit to david chapelle

Phoenix · 03-15-2007, 11:04 AM

haha shit we got t hose people her ein canada man

but here they are usually fat white chicks...and they cause more problems

its always some fat bitchy white chick causing problems around here.

Brad · 03-15-2007, 11:04 AM

dude, that was fuckin' hilarious. best gfy post since I've been here. You are a good writer and should post more stories like that.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-15-2007, 11:09 AM

actually you would be suprised dj..

Where i live they do have ghetto's , they are called "indian reserves"

we dont have food stamps though..

indians dont have to pay taxes on certain things like beer/smokes so they have an i.d. that shows they are indian called a "status card"

Ravage · 03-15-2007, 11:11 AM

Anyone else hungry for some Maple Bacon? I know I am now.

Tanya_AWP · 03-15-2007, 11:12 AM

That was a terrific story! Damn that girl, she should be ashamed being infront of those kids....But it was a hearty laugh, thanks!

HammerALL · 03-15-2007, 11:12 AM

That was gold - OMG - I can envision the whole thing - you are a great story teller

JayDeeZee · 03-15-2007, 11:23 AM

LOL....That was funny!

PaulB IYP · 03-15-2007, 11:28 AM

sheeeeet that was funny

gornyhuy · 03-15-2007, 11:28 AM

That was a great read... thanks!

dynastoned · 03-15-2007, 11:30 AM

Linkster · 03-15-2007, 11:44 AM

I cant believe its been almost 4 years since you posted that and its still applicable

Sosa · 03-15-2007, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

LOL i cant belive i read all that

lol same here, it was too good to stop.

WiredGuy · 03-15-2007, 11:53 AM

That was awesome, lol.
WG

DWB · 03-15-2007, 12:00 PM

I can't stand people like that, and I don't care what color they are. All trash.

cool1 · 03-15-2007, 12:01 PM

even 4 years later it is still as funny as the firast time reading it.

germ · 03-15-2007, 12:04 PM

haha good thread

fardoche27 · 03-15-2007, 12:12 PM

I would have done the same thing if the store din't give me my precious maple bacon!

Funny story!

GTS Mark · 03-15-2007, 12:18 PM

That would'nt have happened here, black people in our area are very few and far between. The ones that do live here are very conscious of the way they act/behave and they just want to fit in with everyone else.

DH

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03-15-2007, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

actually you would be suprised dj..

Where i live they do have ghetto's , they are called "indian reserves"

we dont have food stamps though..

indians dont have to pay taxes on certain things like beer/smokes so they have an i.d. that shows they are indian called a "status card"

Around here about 70% of them are mean fuckers too, and they hang out at local bars looking to pick on whitey.

There are plenty of nice natives, but I don't think I have met one that was nice and still lived on the reserve. Even one of the nice ones that golfs with my dad tried to sell him stolen wheels for his SUV.

JFK · 03-15-2007, 12:59 PM

Fitty.............Pounds of Bacon ;)

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	This would NEVER happen in Canada. I remember shopping in a supermarket and running into a typical overweight black woman with a huge ass and spandex pants hovering over the meat section. She had two kids with her; one was around 10 and the other an infant, dressed in some dirty t-shirts and jeans. She was ringing the bell furiously to get the butcher. When he came out, she said, "Ah wants me some of the maple bacon that be on sale! You aint got no maple bacon here..." The butcher just looked at her and said, "I'm sorry maam, we must be all out of the maple bacon but you're welcome to buy some of the other Farmer John bacon that's on sale." Her eyes got huge and she started bobbing her head back and forth and raised her voice, "What? Ah wants the muthafuckin maple bacon, the sign says all Farmer John bacon. I sure likes the maple bacon. Ah wants me some maple bacon!" The butcher, not wanting to cause a scene told her to wait and he would look in the back and see what he could do. As she waited, a business man came up to ring the butcher's bell but just before he was able to ring it, she stopped him by blocking his hand and asked him what he was doing. "I have to pick up a platter that I ordered for an office party, do you mind?" She was up in his face and really bobbing her head now, "Hell yes I do! He be in the back gettin me muh maple bacon! Now you just back your ass on up and wait a bit! Ah wants that muthafuckin maple bacon!" Again, not wanting to cause a scene, the business man backed off and waited to the side. She then proceeded to pace back and forth in her overly tight spandex pants and flip flops talking to her kids, "Yas sir, that muthafucka better bring me muh maple bacon. Sheet. Ah done told him dat ah wants muh maple bacon...." Over and over again. She was clearly getting more and more agitated as time went on. I secretly hoped that the store didn't have any more maple bacon left just to see her go ballistic and wondered if anyone else watching the scene felt the same way. Finally, the butcher returned and produced a pound of Farmer John maple bacon and gave it to her. Damn luck, I thought. He said, "Here maam, this is our last package of maple bacon." "See? I told you that you be holding out that maple bacon in the back for youself! Sheet! Don't be trying no bullsheet on me!" With that, she took it and left. Upon checkout, she was only one aisle over and once again, the cause of another outburst. "What do you mean you won't take my muthafuckin WIC coupon for maple bacon! It says right here for food and this here bes food!" The cashier rolled her eyes and said, "I'm sorry, maam. WIC coupons are only for food for your infant. Milk, cheese, bread......and not bacon." (WIC is a food-stamp type program in California for minority mothers so they can feed their infants rather than using the welfare money for drugs and alcohol on themselves. I doubt a baby would want to chew on maple bacon) This time, she was really agitated and not only bobbing her head back and forth but was jiggling her whole massive black body up and down. "Sheet! You all just be bullsheeting me now....put my muthafuckin maple bacon on the muthafuckin coupons!" By that time, the manager came over and went between them and settled the situation somehow. I'm not sure exactly what happened after that as I was hurriedly rushed through my lane and went out to my car. The manager must have just given it to her for free or something to get rid of her. This supermarket, being in a black neighborhood, had a big problem with losing so many of their shopping carts so they installed an anti-theft device in the parking lot. For those unfamiliar with this, it's a device that attaches to one of the wheels of the cart that locks up and seizes the wheel of the cart in the event that it leaves the parking lot. I believe it works on some sort of magnet system, I'm not sure. There are bold yellow lines painted in the lot with warnings that the cart will lock up if taken beyond those lines. As I was heading for the exit in my car, I saw her pushing her cart and heading for one of the yellow lines, trying to push the shopping cart all the way home, completely oblivious to all the warning signs around her. (Many of them even had the warnings posted as graphic cartoons for people who couldn't even read and she didn't even comprehend those!) I decided to hang back and park with my lights off to watch her. Sure enough, she approached the yellow line still bitching to her kids about the maple bacon incident when ZAP! The right front wheel of her shopping cart locked up on the yellow line and sent her big fat black body spilling over the front edge of the cart and knocking it and all the contents over the side. Her milk, eggs, bread, and yes...her precious maple bacon all were knocked over and spread out in the parking lot. It was truly a sight to behold. She looked like a huge black blob encased in spandex lying in the middle of spilled groceries and a shopping cart with her two kids standing over her. There was a slight moment of silence. An uneasy silence. The kind of silence you feel right before Old Faithful erupts or the Space Shuttle launches. The silence you experience when you know that all hell is about to break loose. "MUTHAFUCKA!" "What the hell kind of sheet is this? What the hell is this bullsheet?" Just then, her 10 year old said, "Momma, all the stuff spilled!" "NO SHEET, MUTHAFUCKA! GODDAMN DIS BULLSHEET!" With that, she got up and started to walk back into the store. She didn't bother to pick up any of her groceries or even turn back to make sure that her kids were following her. All I saw was 210 pounds of black ass walking to the store saying, "I'm going to tell them muthafuckas a thing or two...sheet...dey aint heard the end of dis sheet..they better come out here and clean dis sheet up...." I could just imagine the impending scene in the store. I considered going back into the store to pretend I was shopping some more just to hear the scene she would make but I had a better idea. I put my car into drive and slowly drove away from the parking lot, making sure that both my tires ran over her precious maple bacon.

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