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Old 11-04-2003, 12:18 PM   #1
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Off Topic: Top Ten Reasons why my Babs Streisand lesbian affair didn?t work

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10] I kept making her wear the ?Yentl? costume to bed.

09] Constantly fighting over the nose-hair trimmer.

08] She caught me in the pool house with Janet Reno.

07] She got tired of me yelling, ?Hey, funny girl, how about heating up some chicken wings.

06] ?Oh my God! They killed Kenny!? ? ?You bastards!.?

05] Disagreement over who?s on top.

04] A sexual wedge of suspicion was driven between us by Ellen.

03] Her rigorous concert schedule of one show every four years took too much of her time away from me.

02] I got sick of finding Hillary?s panties under the bed.

01] She never cut her nails.
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Old 12-02-2003, 03:15 AM   #2
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