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Morgan · 10-30-2003, 10:11 AM

This always cracks me up.

Witness: "I flew with Striker during the war. I'll never forget the night we bombed Macho Grande. Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it."

Lawyer: "Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?"

Witness: "Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces."

Lawyer: "Andy went to pieces?"

Witness: "NO! Andy was the navigator, he was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued."

Lawyer: "Howie came unglued?"

Witness: "Oh no, Howie was a rock. The best tail gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued."

Lawyer: "And he bailed out?"

Witness: "No, Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How we survived was a miracle."

Lawyer: "Then Howie survived?"

Witness: "No 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day."

Lawyer: "Over Macho Grande?"

Witness: "No I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande!"

WiredGuy · 10-30-2003, 10:15 AM

I didn't even know they made a sequel!
WG

Sarah_Jayne · 10-30-2003, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
I didn't even know they made a sequel!
WG

Everything Leslie Nielsen is in gets atleast one sequel

WiredGuy · 10-30-2003, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Everything Leslie Nielsen is in gets atleast one sequel

hehe, good point!
WG

hyatla · 10-30-2003, 11:29 AM

Sounds like an interesting movie. It's on my to-see list now.

eroswebmaster · 10-30-2003, 11:32 AM

Zucker, Abrams, Zucker a.k.a ZAZ were some comedy geniuses...goes all the way back to Kentucky Fried Movie.

Airplane is a classic as is of course Airplane 2, Naked Gun, Police Squad, Top Secret and as they all split up...Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux...and now they have their hand in the Scary movies doing Scary Movie 3 which is of course why you see Leslie Nielsen starring in it.

Scary Movie 3 was entertaining, I about pissed myself laughing in one scene...however I was disappointed the Wayans bros were not part of it and am still confused as to why.

Sarah_Jayne · 10-30-2003, 11:37 AM

my husband goes on and on about not being able to stand dumb comedy (american pie style) but if any of their films are on he has to watch it and laughs so hard he gets side cramps.

brand0n · 10-30-2003, 11:38 AM

fucking classic

10-30-2003, 10:11 AM	#1
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	Watching Airplane 2. This always cracks me up. Witness: "I flew with Striker during the war. I'll never forget the night we bombed Macho Grande. Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it." Lawyer: "Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?" Witness: "Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces." Lawyer: "Andy went to pieces?" Witness: "NO! Andy was the navigator, he was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued." Lawyer: "Howie came unglued?" Witness: "Oh no, Howie was a rock. The best tail gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued." Lawyer: "And he bailed out?" Witness: "No, Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How we survived was a miracle." Lawyer: "Then Howie survived?" Witness: "No 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day." Lawyer: "Over Macho Grande?" Witness: "No I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande!" __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

10-30-2003, 10:15 AM	#2
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,486	I didn't even know they made a sequel! WG __________________ I play with Google.

10-30-2003, 11:29 AM	#5
hyatla Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,720	Sounds like an interesting movie. It's on my to-see list now. __________________ <a href="http://click.dtiserv2.com/Click/1125-99-us979" target="_blank">DTI cash: Top Asian Sponsor, $75 to new affiliates</a><br> <br> ICQ: 274731765

10-30-2003, 11:32 AM	#6
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Zucker, Abrams, Zucker a.k.a ZAZ were some comedy geniuses...goes all the way back to Kentucky Fried Movie. Airplane is a classic as is of course Airplane 2, Naked Gun, Police Squad, Top Secret and as they all split up...Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux...and now they have their hand in the Scary movies doing Scary Movie 3 which is of course why you see Leslie Nielsen starring in it. Scary Movie 3 was entertaining, I about pissed myself laughing in one scene...however I was disappointed the Wayans bros were not part of it and am still confused as to why. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

10-30-2003, 11:38 AM	#8
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	fucking classic __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-30-2003, 11:37 AM	#7
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	my husband goes on and on about not being able to stand dumb comedy (american pie style) but if any of their films are on he has to watch it and laughs so hard he gets side cramps.