Why The Fuck I Keep Farting ? - GoFuckYourself.com

Electronic Guy · 11-11-2003, 01:26 PM

just took a shit an hour ago...but I still keep farting like a motherfucker. and it stinks the whole room. I have to smoke like 3 cigs to kill the dead rat smell but it didn't help.

What the fuck can I do to stop farting?
I'm sure I don't wanna take another poop.

Please help.

Thank you
L[]c

P.s I farted in my car so many times that's why my car now stinks like shit too.

sumphatpimp · 11-11-2003, 01:31 PM

thats how it started for a friend of mine.

but not to worry.

he's dead now.

R.I.P.

when they start to talk of Barrium enimas you know it is getting serious.

then it is just time to go.

nofx · 11-11-2003, 01:32 PM

shoving a single corn cob up your asshole will stop all of the above problems.

LadyMischief · 11-11-2003, 01:33 PM

Full of hot air is all I could think of. Fitting, though, no?

Scott McD · 11-11-2003, 01:34 PM

Butt-Plug ??

Electronic Guy · 11-11-2003, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
Butt-Plug ??

is there a sponxer for that?

ATL_Ryan · 11-11-2003, 02:41 PM

This guy has the answer to all your farting questions.

The Fart Doctor

Jon Levi · 11-11-2003, 02:41 PM

Luc Duboi

Ross · 11-11-2003, 02:42 PM

Dude eat healthy!

LiveDose · 11-11-2003, 02:42 PM

eat more beans.

TheLegacy · 11-11-2003, 02:43 PM

Shoving one of these up your ass a few times out to help - if you dont mind the smell

Spunky · 11-11-2003, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
This guy has the answer to all your farting questions.

The Fart Doctor

Spark Plug?

HarlotCash Dyker · 11-11-2003, 02:53 PM

Drink a litre of syrop of figs and eat some of that crapping chocholate

Cures you farting...

And also cures a cough

Gramma · 11-11-2003, 02:56 PM

if you chew on or eat ice - it'll give you gas

get some papaya enzyme chewables

MAGNET · 11-11-2003, 03:37 PM

Dude your dying

11-11-2003, 01:26 PM	#1
Electronic Guy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 384	Why The Fuck I Keep Farting ? just took a shit an hour ago...but I still keep farting like a motherfucker. and it stinks the whole room. I have to smoke like 3 cigs to kill the dead rat smell but it didn't help. What the fuck can I do to stop farting? I'm sure I don't wanna take another poop. Please help. Thank you L[]c P.s I farted in my car so many times that's why my car now stinks like shit too.

11-11-2003, 01:32 PM	#3
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	shoving a single corn cob up your asshole will stop all of the above problems. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

11-11-2003, 01:33 PM	#4
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Full of hot air is all I could think of. Fitting, though, no? __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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11-11-2003, 01:31 PM	#2
sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	thats how it started for a friend of mine. but not to worry. he's dead now. R.I.P. when they start to talk of Barrium enimas you know it is getting serious. then it is just time to go.

11-11-2003, 02:41 PM	#7
ATL_Ryan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,519	This guy has the answer to all your farting questions. The Fart Doctor

11-11-2003, 02:41 PM	#8
Jon Levi So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 210	Luc Duboi

11-11-2003, 02:42 PM	#9
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	Dude eat healthy!

11-11-2003, 02:43 PM	#11
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11-11-2003, 02:53 PM	#13
HarlotCash Dyker Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: At a whorehouse near you Posts: 1,828	Drink a litre of syrop of figs and eat some of that crapping chocholate Cures you farting... And also cures a cough __________________ !!!Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash!!!

11-11-2003, 02:56 PM	#14
Gramma Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 402	if you chew on or eat ice - it'll give you gas get some papaya enzyme chewables __________________ gramma at ix.netcom.com

11-11-2003, 03:37 PM	#15
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