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![]() BMW M3: $65,000.00
Ticket for Negligent Driving in the 2nd Degree: $538.00 Seeing this shit go down first hand: Priceless. So there we (Kel and I) are...Driving back from Seattle at about 90MPH minding our own business. All of a sudden we hear a strange sound. By the time we figure put what it is, it is too late. It seems that Kel had never heard the Laser Detector tones before. So this unmarked Suburban type vehicle pulls out behind us and Kel hits the gas. Kel skillfully weaves in and out of traffic while responsibly using his turn signals for all lane changes. After about 3 or 4 miles of 135+MPH, he decides to slow down and blend in with the traffic. At the same time, Kel rips the Radar Detector off the dash but leaves the mount on the windshield. Kel: Oh shit...Here he is, I am about to get a ticket. Me: No good. Officer: (With hand on gun standing behind car) Put your hands up! (Opens my door and rips the keys out of Kel?s hand then throws them in the bushes.) What in the hell are you driving like that for? Are you stupid? Get out of the car. (Kel gets handcuffed) Do you know how fast you were going? Kel: No sir. Officer: No? Kel: Well sir, I don't pay attention to my speed on trips like this. I just drive relative to the traffic. Officer: Yeah, right. You know you were doing over 100 MPH? If you had hit a 2x4 with nails in it, it would have been all over. Kel: Officer, I would hate to hit a 2x4 with nails in it if I were doing 60 in this car. Officer: This is not Cannon Ball Run you know. Kel: No sir. Cannon Ball Run had hot chicks and Lamborghinis. I have a fat friend and BMW. Officer: You know I got all of this on tape. I have footage of your car blasting through and weaving in and out of traffic. Kel: No shit? Can I get a copy of that? Officer: No! But you can request one from the courts. I am going to go talk to your friend. Officer: (to me) Why was your friend driving so fast? Me: Not sure. I was sleeping. Officer: Sleeping? With him driving that fast and swerving around like that? Me: Man, I am dead tired. Officer: Can you get me your friends license? He says it's in his wallet in the car. Me: (avoiding my bag that has a loaded gun in it) Uh...It must be in the trunk. This is my stuff. Officer: Here are the keys. Can you please find it? (License found...Cop walks back to Kell) You know I could ticket you for eluding? I know your radar dector picked me up. What brand is that anyway? Kel: Radar Detector? Uh......Not sure officer. Officer: Uh huh. Are you on any medications? Kel: (Hands the cop his Oregon Medical Marijuana card) Officer: (Looks at the ground and shakes his head then uncuffs Kel) Sign hear please. He tickets Kel for $538 but was not able to list the speed because with Kel swerving around, he never got a good lock on his actual speed. Kel...I am telling you bro...You need to get a copy of that tape from the court. Seattle to Portland in under 2 hours...Including our little pit stop. Kel...What else did the cop say to you while you were away? |
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Reminds me of Dave Chapple's stand up for some reason
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fun shit huh?
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Yeah, encoding the video please, would love to see it
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HAHAHA!!!
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Dinner at El Gaucho's:
Don't know. We still haven't figured out how to add it up. Overnight at Tev and Raven's: Free Ticket: $538. Time well spent? Priceless... ![]()
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Nice man I had some shit happen to my just like that with some redneck Arkansas state cops in my friends Lexus on the way to Memphis. I had gun in the trunk and one in the glovebox. I had to open that glovebox to get out the insurance and shit with a gun in there, you should see me barely opening the fucker and sticking my fingers in pulling shit out. Then my friend back talking to one cop while the other is giving me shit saying the car is stolen since my friend is hispanic.
Those fucking Arkansas guys were real assholes, I laughed at the guy and told him, you thought you caught one didn't you and he got pissed but luckily they never saw the guns and let us go on our way with a ticket too. Nice stuff man. Fuck the man!
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haha nice!
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hehe nice story
btw , your friend shouldn't stop the officer on BMW m3 :-)
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Me and my friend chip pulled up to a car at a stop light. Chip was high as fuck, and turned to me and said "Dave, I'm going to race them."
What I meant to say was "Chip do you really think you should do that?" but you know i was high, so i said *puff* *pufff* fuck it sometimes a ni**a gotta race! Quote:
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HAHAHA FUNNY SHIT!!!!!
I remember when I was 23 Rideing my crotch rocket home doing 120 and passing a cop I fucking gunned it and did about 150 or so for 30 min till i ducked into some trees!! I was Gold till about 3 weeks later I went to church with my Mom and I met her there i rolled in to the parking lot on my bike "I had a custom 1 of a kind paint job on my helmit" And this cop who goes to there church come walking up to me.... "Wow Mr LAne how fast can that bike go? I was like I not sure never had it much over 90 before He laughed and said next time my friend next time I will get you@@ |
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i dont think hittnig a 2x4 at 135 in an m3 would kill you.
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will this help my conversions?
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Well, first and formost, I'd like to thank the people and items that made this all possible:
Myself AaronM BMW Escort - Solo Radar (first time I've ever been hit with laser radar and thought it was AaronM's phone as it made an unfamilar sound). My fault though. The officers of the Cowlitz County High Speed Pursuit Team. I am really going to try and get a copy of that tape. ![]() I'm getting ready for Players Run 2004 ![]() -Kel
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That's some funny shit
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i hit a big ass chunk of metal on the freeway at 85 and some change, it tore out two tires, and i did just fine. it was in a weak corner, but still a corner.
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HAHA sounds like a nice road trip!
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I thought the cop threw the keys in the bushes?
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH @ POT CARD
dude that shit is fucking hilarious im honestly thinking about registering freekel.com, posting a paypal donation link, and pasting the story its that fucking good |
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I love it.
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classic shit lol, get that TAPE!
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hmm cops can be asses...not as bad up here..but i have heard horror stories from down in the states.
i just smile and act all friendly..i do a good boyscout impersonation when needed |
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where did you get pulled over at ? waht city in cowlitz county
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the excitment never stops when your in the hizzel Aaron
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That's great, I love fucking with cops like that!
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Very funny dialogue. Hopefully he can drive well... extremly irresponsable and immature.
But funny as hell.
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Ladies and Gentlemen -
AaronM has decided to go halves with me on the cost of the ticket and any subsequent community time I may indure for our experience ![]() ![]()
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Cops in Washinton State are fucking asholes and thier whole court system is fucked , you should fight that ticket.
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yeah going that fast you are lucky you didnt get arrested for wreckless driving.
you'd be in jail for 48 hours, and Aaron would be walking home. You sure you were going 135? Doesnt sound possible. If the cop thought or got that you should be locked up. I know............
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When I pulled that exact same stupid shit, I had a police chopper, State Police, County Sherif and City Police chasing me. They layed me out on the ground at gunpoint and arrested me for wreckless and a 2000.00 bail with 48 hour jail sentence.
When they see you goin that fast for that long of a distance they usually call the boys to assist. Suprised this cop handled it all on his own and with such disconcern. I was royaly fucked after that stupid shit, tons of legal fees, tons of community service and my licence suspension. Very suprised to see him walk off with such a small slap of the wrist doing 135! Luck
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yeah.
I just shake my head now days at stories like these. It really fucked me soooo bad, the whole desire and intrest in driving that fast has left me. After so much community serivce 2 weekends of Anger managment NTSI courses (with ******s like Rasheed Wallace and wife beaters), and 2 weekends of Aggresssive driving class and being on probation for 3 years also with picking up litter on freeways for 60 hours and no licence for 3 months it really did "correct me" The system worked. Really fucked me up.
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not to mention my wife almost left me
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However in your story Kel pulled over after slowing down and the cop caught up.
I fucked up bad and did the whole illude thing. That really pisses em off. But like Kel, I initally thought I could loose em. Which I thought I did. Untill they caught me after exiting off the freeway into the city of Beaverton. Thats when they really fucked me.
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