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xanx · 11-14-2003, 12:25 AM

http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/recovery.html

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Lip Balm Anonymous members adhere to a set of principles which are listed in Twelve Steps.
We admitted we were powerless over lip balm -- that our lives had become unmanageable.
Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other lip balm addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

[Brian] · 11-14-2003, 12:27 AM

Weird.

xanx do you have an SEO website?

xanx · 11-14-2003, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by [Brian]
Weird.

xanx do you have an SEO website?

nope.. just word of mouth

[Brian] · 11-14-2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by xanx

nope.. just word of mouth

Cool can you ICQ/email me then, or post your contact info.

$5 submissions · 11-14-2003, 12:43 AM

Hmmm addiction is addiction. You can easily do a Ctrl H search and replace on the text above and swap out lip balm for CHEETOS or whatever. Too much of anything is a bad thing... except maybe $50 signups from CE

brand0n · 11-14-2003, 12:45 AM

12 steps. from here, to the fridge, grab a beer, then back here
count with me now
1
2
3 (u get where im going with this)

$5 submissions · 11-14-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by brand0n
12 steps. from here, to the fridge, grab a beer, then back here
count with me now
1
2
3 (u get where im going with this)

That is hilarious!

EZRhino · 11-14-2003, 01:25 AM

JFK · 11-14-2003, 04:21 AM

For a second I tought its said "I joined 12 Clicks Today"

Furious_Female · 11-14-2003, 04:59 AM

I love lip balm... makes my lips glossy

SpaceAce · 11-14-2003, 05:02 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions
Hmmm addiction is addiction. You can easily do a Ctrl H search and replace on the text above and swap out lip balm for CHEETOS or whatever. Too much of anything is a bad thing... except maybe $50 signups from CE

That's actually exactly what that is. That paragraph is straight out of Step 1 of Alcoholics Anonymous.

SpaceAce

11-14-2003, 12:25 AM	#1
xanx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 3,711	well I joined 12 steps today http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/recovery.html ----- Lip Balm Anonymous members adhere to a set of principles which are listed in Twelve Steps. We admitted we were powerless over lip balm -- that our lives had become unmanageable. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other lip balm addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

11-14-2003, 12:27 AM	#2
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