Church declares the internet a christian service - GoFuckYourself.com

cluck · 11-25-2003, 08:13 AM

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

So apparently their campaign is:

The internet is from America
America is Christian(backed up by one line from the constitution where they use "In the year of our Lord", in other words, AD)
Therefore, the internet is christian
It should be censored as any other christian organization would censor their media

So who wants to help me seriously fuck with these guys?

myjah · 11-25-2003, 08:15 AM

there are just so many different things i could say here. i'm not even sure where to begin. how about we begin with the separation of church and state...

kmanrox · 11-25-2003, 08:15 AM

we all provide great christian services for christian people.... mastabatory visual assistance... what more do they want?

cluck · 11-25-2003, 08:19 AM

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This is just the first strike in a larger opperation that we at OBJECTIVE: Ministries are aware of. We have it on good authority that Attorney General Ashhahahahaha will be targeting other Internet sites that spread religious hatespeech disinformation, using the same tactics that were employed in the recent Operation Pipe Dream. We have been in contact with Federal agents about the activities of Americhrist Ltd. and are cooperating with them in their investigations. Stay tuned.

THAT is scary.

FATPad · 11-25-2003, 08:20 AM

Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.

crockett · 11-25-2003, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.

lol

BRISK · 11-25-2003, 08:26 AM

Christians are amazingly insecure about their religion

cluck · 11-25-2003, 08:35 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.

You know, I bet if they catch on they'll start a campaign saying they've found the den of sin where all porn on the internet origionates from.

BRISK · 11-25-2003, 08:37 AM

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Originally posted by cluck

You know, I bet if they catch on they'll start a campaign saying they've found the den of sin where all porn on the internet origionates from.

I welcome that day.

Pieter · 11-25-2003, 08:38 AM

Oh no, if the internet is christian, I just surfed to hell!

xdcdave · 11-25-2003, 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Christians are amazingly insecure about their religion

that's why it's a "blind faith", because there's nothing to see there.

JFK · 11-25-2003, 08:44 AM

Well, HOLY FUCK...................

sperbonzo · 11-25-2003, 08:53 AM

This is the same crap that you see on college campuses every day, only their religion is "sensativity" and political correctness, but the outrageous censorship is the same.

NBDesign · 11-25-2003, 08:59 AM

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Rocky · 11-25-2003, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by myjah
there are just so many different things i could say here. i'm not even sure where to begin. how about we begin with the separation of church and state...

Bush conducts a prayer before every meeting

upon sitting at the last council meeting here in my small town noticed that they also began the meeting with a prayer

the separation of church and state is crucial

who · 11-25-2003, 11:38 AM

"God Bless America."

BRISK · 11-25-2003, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky
Bush conducts a prayer before every meeting

Serious? Where did you hear that?

stocktrader23 · 11-25-2003, 11:42 AM

Somebody tell me this conversation is not fucking happening? You fucking guys kill me!

Basic_man · 11-25-2003, 11:54 AM

And we fuck the Church

JDog · 11-25-2003, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.

Yea, they might put a link to us then for all the religious FUCK HEADS to look at! Man, that is why I hate religions! They could all suck my cock!

jDOG

Rocky · 11-25-2003, 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK

Serious? Where did you hear that?

on CBC and in a BBC documentary

stocktrader23 · 11-25-2003, 11:59 AM

JDog · 11-25-2003, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by cluck

You know, I bet if they catch on they'll start a campaign saying they've found the den of sin where all porn on the internet origionates from.

I'm proud to be in the den of hell!

jDoG

BRISK · 11-25-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

shhhhhhhh

Zorgman · 11-25-2003, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by .?.
"God Bless America."

You left out the second line. Which is the most important.

"and I hope we blow those Iraqie sons of bitches to hell...

Amen",

nuclei · 11-25-2003, 12:12 PM

TheJimmy · 11-25-2003, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by FATPad
Wait til they see gofuckyourself.com in their server logs.

and yet no one has posted a welcome picture of ******* yet?

TheJimmy · 11-25-2003, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Rocky

...the separation of church and state is crucial

the Taliban would disagree with you....

Furious_Female · 11-25-2003, 12:53 PM

::makes the sign of the cross::

TheJimmy · 11-25-2003, 12:57 PM

"For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist."

so I guess they're not a fan of that newsgroup, what was it?

something about dirty-something-the-skull-of-jesus?

ytcracker · 11-25-2003, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Somebody tell me this conversation is not fucking happening? You fucking guys kill me!

i saw them post landoverbaptist as a serious site too
i am holding my tongue

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