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MarkTiarra · 12-28-2003, 10:54 PM

$6000 or so! How many hookers could you get for that and for how long? Damn things better feel like the alien of sex and make you cum so hard you get a glimpse into the next world for that price! =]

Spunky · 12-28-2003, 10:56 PM

Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun

OsirisID · 12-28-2003, 10:57 PM

I would, it'd be like fucking a dead chick.. YEAH BABY!!

mrthumbs · 12-28-2003, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun

a real man has a woman by his side that will suck it out!

Rictor · 12-28-2003, 11:00 PM

I want to. Maybe I should ask my mom for one for Christmas next year?

Turboface · 12-28-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun

That's the best part.

fris · 12-28-2003, 11:03 PM

i have the jailbait realdoll.

MetaMan · 12-28-2003, 11:04 PM

i use a high powered elephant hose to spray out my real doll, i then donate the left over water to africa, i am a stand up guy.

Holly · 12-28-2003, 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs

a real man has a woman by his side that will suck it out!

A real man with a woman by his side, wouldn't be fucking a $6000 dollar piece of plastic.

zzgundamnzz · 12-28-2003, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
A real man with a woman by his side, wouldn't be fucking a $6000 dollar piece of plastic.

I saw a special on HBO about a couple having a threesome with a real doll

sandman! · 12-28-2003, 11:27 PM

I feel sorry for anyone that buys one of those.

pornJester · 12-28-2003, 11:29 PM

I had a threesome with 2 real dolls once

Holly · 12-28-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz

I saw a special on HBO about a couple having a threesome with a real doll

I have seen that. I also saw the one (somewhere, can't remember) about the guy who went to the plushies convention and came out to his family about wanting to fuck stuffed animals. I swear to God I thought it was all a joke. I never knew either was real until I started selling porn.

Mr Pheer · 12-28-2003, 11:33 PM

Real Dolls are attractive just because they cant complain about anything or cry over stupid shit.

Too bad they cant do laundry

Gruntled · 12-28-2003, 11:34 PM

I don't think I'd drop that much on a doll, but I hear that the Fleshlights are pretty damn nice, easy to clean, and they're much cheaper than that. Best part is that you put the cap on it, and put it on the self, and it looks like a flashlight. You'd have to give up some closet real estate for a RealDoll.

zzgundamnzz · 12-28-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by Gruntled
I don't think I'd drop that much on a doll, but I hear that the Fleshlights are pretty damn nice, easy to clean, and they're much cheaper than that. Best part is that you put the cap on it, and put it on the self, and it looks like a flashlight. You'd have to give up some closet real estate for a RealDoll.

They got another one thats disguised as a can of beer. Think of the prank possiblities with that one

Mr Pheer · 12-28-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by Gruntled
I don't think I'd drop that much on a doll, but I hear that the Fleshlights are pretty damn nice, easy to clean, and they're much cheaper than that. Best part is that you put the cap on it, and put it on the self, and it looks like a flashlight. You'd have to give up some closet real estate for a RealDoll.

You ever see the movie "Parenthood"??

Everyone was sitting down for a family dinner, and the power went out. So Steve Martin reached in a drawer for the flashlight and turned it on, but it just buzzed. Then the lights came back and hes standing there holding a vibrator in front of everyone

axelcat · 12-28-2003, 11:41 PM

never fucked one but 6000 is deep

TheJimmy · 12-29-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
Real Dolls are attractive just because they cant complain about anything or cry over stupid shit.

Too bad they cant do laundry

man, sometimes we think too much alike...

MarkTiarra · 12-29-2003, 12:46 AM

FLeshlights?! What will they think of next????

QualityMpegs · 12-29-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz

They got another one thats disguised as a can of beer. Think of the prank possiblities with that one

that's fucking disgusting

QualityMpegs · 12-29-2003, 12:56 AM

oh, and yes I would fuck a real doll for the hell of it if I had the chance...new, not preowned

Vitasoy · 12-29-2003, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Cleaning up your cum out of some dolls twat must be fun

that's the sick part

12-29-2003, 07:57 AM

I wonder if those dolls are really as flexible as they appear in the ads.

hornycash · 12-29-2003, 08:00 AM

i own a realdoll since 2000 and it's nice to fuck her in the ass.... i have one with a special deep anus for my long cock...

Sarah_Jayne · 12-29-2003, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer

You ever see the movie "Parenthood"??

Everyone was sitting down for a family dinner, and the power went out. So Steve Martin reached in a drawer for the flashlight and turned it on, but it just buzzed. Then the lights came back and hes standing there holding a vibrator in front of everyone

that scene is the exact reason all my toys are very well hidden.

radical · 12-29-2003, 08:30 AM

Try a blow up sheep

TheEnforcer · 12-29-2003, 09:12 AM

I can't understand anyone paying for one of those things! Blows my mind that there are people that actually do buy them.

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