Lasers Can Cut Thru CHEESE !!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Smokey The Bear · 01-14-2004, 12:38 AM

Its amazing folks you heard it here first. Its one of the top stories on yahoo news right now.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor.../cheese_lasers

I sure hope those motherfuckers arent getting some sort of government grant for that.

420 · 01-14-2004, 12:45 AM

Finally, I can get my cheese cut into shapes.

basschick · 01-14-2004, 12:45 AM

wow *LOL* our tax dollars at work!

Mr Pheer · 01-14-2004, 12:58 AM

I cut the cheese all the time, no laser needed

chodadog · 01-14-2004, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by 420
Finally, I can get my cheese cut into shapes.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

Smokey The Bear · 01-14-2004, 01:03 AM

At least you figure they could have cut thru some REAL cheese and not those fake slices.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-14-2004, 01:05 AM

I wonder if I can give away laser cheese cutters as February's SELL10 prize...hmm.

Saves washing up...you could replace every knife in your house with one...or one each, so you wouldn't have to share at dinner time. Another bonus is you could cut up frozen stuff just as easily as unfrozen stuff. I see a lot of potential in the idea.

MadCap · 01-14-2004, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

Im thinking wisconson badger but close enough

Smokey The Bear · 01-14-2004, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
I wonder if I can give away laser cheese cutters as February's SELL10 prize...hmm.

Saves washing up...you could replace every knife in your house with one...or one each, so you wouldn't have to share at dinner time. Another bonus is you could cut up frozen stuff just as easily as unfrozen stuff. I see a lot of potential in the idea.

So far it can only cut super thin slices of fake cheese. So you wont get to far with that idea.

Now if you had one of those light sabers that got lukes hand chopped off.

That reminds me of that jedi rap flash

Ash@phpFX · 01-14-2004, 01:27 AM

i was gonna say, george lucal invented that technology in 1977

Smokey The Bear · 01-14-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by asher
i was gonna say, george lucal invented that technology in 1977

You should have said that. It would have been cool. !!

It must be a slow news day.

Running stories like that and also typo's with ****** on news stories

Manowar · 01-14-2004, 01:31 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

Your right! , the cheese lasers were inspired by the Steroid Child

Zebra · 01-14-2004, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

Shit.. I just sprayed the monitor...

Kimmykim · 01-14-2004, 02:19 AM

Good to see they're using government cheese and not Kraft to practice on.

com · 01-14-2004, 02:25 AM

you're all a bunch of french cheese eating surrender monkeys!

Smokey The Bear · 01-14-2004, 04:15 AM

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Originally posted by com
you're all a bunch of french cheese eating surrender monkeys!

French cheese ???? Thats american recycled plastic & forks cheese they are using there.

com · 01-14-2004, 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*

French cheese ???? Thats american recycled plastic & forks cheese they are using there.

was referring to you all as being french, and the french people being 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'

VeriSexy · 01-14-2004, 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

I bet that kid can beat the crap out of most of the webmasters on this board

Smokey The Bear · 01-14-2004, 04:22 AM

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Originally posted by com

was referring to you all as being french, and the french people being 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'

How did you come to the deluded conclusion we were french ?

Vitasoy · 01-14-2004, 04:51 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=220648

I swear, that piece of cheese is a silhouette of that kid.

Scott McD · 01-14-2004, 04:54 AM

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Originally posted by com

was referring to you all as being french, and the french people being 'cheese eating surrender monkeys'

Simpsons...

liquidmoe · 01-14-2004, 06:04 AM

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Originally posted by Scott McD

Simpsons...

Family Guy is superior to your Simpsons, and I thought that was a cut out of mighty mouse.

On-top · 01-14-2004, 08:11 AM

I think it's a cheese badger...

Ash@phpFX · 01-14-2004, 08:23 AM

that kid needs a toothbrush

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Smokey The Bear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: South Of Heaven™ Posts: 3,880	Lasers Can Cut Thru CHEESE !!! Its amazing folks you heard it here first. Its one of the top stories on yahoo news right now. http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor.../cheese_lasers I sure hope those motherfuckers arent getting some sort of government grant for that.

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