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ParasiteTV · 02-27-2004, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yhcranad

WE OWN YOU!

http://www.danarchy.ca/stuff/video.html

Oh for sure!

Watching a 5 minute loooooooong movie about a dude with a computer screen for a head was sooooo riveting!

I especially loved the parts with hilarious shit like:
a) walking down the stairs
b) driving a car

and the best was when he waited for the elevator!!!

not to mention that amazing anti-climatic ending!

mwahahahahah.

www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv
vote funny.

hova · 02-27-2004, 05:04 PM

Some of those are fucking funny! MORE MORE MORE

SoundMan · 02-27-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yhcranad

WE OWN YOU!

http://www.danarchy.ca/stuff/video.html

you have to post a OWN3D pic to post that.

Xenophage · 02-27-2004, 06:08 PM

cant wait to get home to my broadband and watch them all

wyldblyss · 02-27-2004, 06:24 PM

LOL, I'm really enjoying this.

Repetitive Monkey · 02-27-2004, 07:27 PM

Bah, I've made two. There are some good contest entries by now, and I don't think it would be worth the effort to try to compete. Those smokey videos just plain suck though. They were embarrassing to watch, and I kept looking at the timeline in the hopes that they would either turn funny or end soon. I am not intending to offend the maker, just offering some honest input while I am on the topic any way.

I hope the judges are presented with a COMPLETE list of the entries before they choose their favorites, because otherwise some videos are bound to be over-looked just because their makers aren't of the type to hype their stuff.

yhcranad · 02-27-2004, 07:51 PM

At least your name is descriptive of your content!

What do Parasites do?

THEY SUCK !!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gornyhuy · 02-27-2004, 08:00 PM

These are awesome!
I'm really impressed with the video production and effort, but so far nothing has been all that funny.

Where is that much anticipated NaughtyJenn Video?!?!!

D-Money · 02-27-2004, 08:15 PM

It's pretty difficult to pull out a crazy funny video for the masses. People laugh at some dumb shit, others it takes some Jim Carrey or "American Pie" shit.

Let alone to do it on the fly, within a few days or so.

If it were Sundance, they'd still suck too. People compare what is funny to the best of the box office or TV kind of funny.

I'd say if it at least amuses you, it's good. You can't go into an amateur competition, especially in the porn industry, and except to be knocked off your chair laughing.

I think considering all of that, there's some really creative and well produced short films. Is it going to be released anywhere else, hell no. And for those who are critical, see if you could do one up to your standards and I'll bet others will find them boring while some will like it.

I think I have 2 good ones, the others I didn't really give a shit about. I saw no one else was entering videos and GFY was starving for it. At least I got the ball rolling.

The bad ones really weigh down the average though, I'll admit that.

NaughtyJenn · 02-27-2004, 08:31 PM

now now boys, u can all just settle down mine is comming out soon

so u can all cry a river then

NaughtyJenn · 02-27-2004, 08:32 PM

ps parasitetv, next time you try and blue screen, make sure you do it properly

ur gonna get 0wned

ParasiteTV · 02-27-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
ps parasitetv, next time you try and blue screen, make sure you do it properly ur gonna get 0wned

Yeah, we didnt have a proper plug-in for the blue screen.

But Jen: its the script, the jokes, the hilarity that counts. Bells and whistles will only get you so far...

NaughtyJenn · 02-27-2004, 09:43 PM

i always go by the way if your going to do something, do it right

ParasiteTV · 02-27-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
i always go by the way if your going to do something, do it right

I can't wait to see your vid.

-=HOAX=- · 02-27-2004, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
Here's our official entry:

Popcorn

http://www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv

(Judges; if you want the high quality version, aka: 500+ kbps, email us and we'll send it to ya: [email protected], or you can always offer to host the vid...
)

Let us know what ya think, everyone!

Das purdy funnay!

Rhino22 · 02-28-2004, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
i always go by the way if your going to do something, do it right

I've been hearing that since day one of the contest...

NaughtyJenn · 02-28-2004, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhino22

I've been hearing that since day one of the contest...

bet the anticipation is just killing ya isnt it

im a perfectionist, i have 3 different versions ready to throw out, just which one to enter is what im having people screen it now

Rhino22 · 02-28-2004, 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn

bet the anticipation is just killing ya isnt it im a perfectionist, i have 3 different versions ready to throw out, just which one to enter is what im having people screen it now

If memory serves me correctly, you said you would give me a private screening before posting it...

I'll be waiting...

NaughtyJenn · 02-28-2004, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhino22

If memory serves me correctly, you said you would give me a private screening before posting it...

I'll be waiting...

no problems i will do before it goes public.. i will keep to my word

sicone · 02-28-2004, 05:31 AM

My entry into the contest... Sorry the editor did not put GFY in the vid, but there is a few

This vid is 20mbs and 4 minutes long (you may want to save as before viewing), featuring highlights from one of the most skilled atheletes I have ever worked with.

If need be for proof, I will bring this man to my house and take a pic of him holding up whatever sign your hearts may desire. Just incase you have questions as to if this video is mine

enjoy...

Weng Desire

MadCap · 02-28-2004, 05:41 AM

Wait a min man did I see him bodyslam a little kid in that vid man.

WHAT THE FUCK

sicone · 02-28-2004, 05:53 AM

Yes you did, it was his nephew... not one of his best moments and unfortunatly I was not there to pick all of the clips that went into the video, infact he picked most of them himself seeing as it was his highlight reel.

SoundMan · 02-28-2004, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey
Bah, I've made two. There are some good contest entries by now, and I don't think it would be worth the effort to try to compete. Those smokey videos just plain suck though. They were embarrassing to watch.

Hey FUCKFACE put up or shut up DICKHEAD!

NOOB go fuckyourself

swedguy · 02-28-2004, 08:35 AM

Have someone compiled a list with all the contributions yet?

Repetitive Monkey · 02-28-2004, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan

Hey FUCKFACE put up or shut up DICKHEAD!

NOOB go fuckyourself

I stated that it wasn't personal, I was just offering my opinion.

So go eat cock, you rotten piece of worm-infected shit.

link hotten

CrazyNakedChick · 02-28-2004, 10:48 AM

get those video submissions in! the clock is ticking......

SoundMan · 02-28-2004, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey

I stated that it wasn't personal, I was just offering my opinion.

Your opinion is worthless NOOB!

Go look for a job at Wendys!

Repetitive Monkey · 02-28-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan
Your opinion is worthless NOOB!

Go look for a job at Wendys!

It's ok if you don't think anything of my opinion, as other people expressed similar sentiments about your lame videos. What I don't get is that you are offended and act up like someone have harrassed your kid or something, instead of taking the criticism for what it is. Why can't you handle criticism and/or different point of views, SoundMan? Are you an ugly little man with no life? Were you raped and abused by close family when you were a kid? Or spoiled beyond comprehension by rich parents? I'm just asking, all I know is that you are an extremely sensitive guy with no humor whatsoever. Any way, I wish you good luck, and I hope you get your mental issues sorted out.

SoundMan · 02-28-2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey

It's ok if you don't think anything of my opinion, as other people expressed similar sentiments about your lame videos.

go fuck a monkey chump!

D-Money · 02-28-2004, 02:34 PM

Saturday video bump.

If you missed my Sleazypimp video, you should check it out.

At least my music in the videos kick ass.

Rhino22 · 02-28-2004, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Saturday video bump.

If you missed my Sleazypimp video, you should check it out.

At least my music in the videos kick ass.

Hey, My music was bad ass too... I'm being sued for it too!

CrazyNakedChick · 02-28-2004, 02:57 PM

errr......there are now multiple threads with legit video submissions and so many non-entry videos posted in this thread i am unable to keep up. i know the deadline is tomorrow so i am thinking someone will whip up a list pretty soon - everything is just too spread out.

unless i see it first, would someone please be kind enough to icq me when a consolidated list of legit entries is made? i would appreciate it very much. i think i would be most impartial if i were to sit and watch all of the submissions all at once to see what single clip makes me laugh hardest.

i will check this thread as much as humanly possible, but i'm ass deep in code for the next 48 hours and the time flies when i'm having fun. i'm fairly stumped on my choice so far, i can't wait to see the last minute submissions!

ParasiteTV · 02-28-2004, 03:22 PM

Agreed,

So everyone that made a vid for this contest post them now.

http://www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv

cosis · 02-28-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
can someone convert these to mpg or wmv ?

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1633346

might know someone who can, whats your email and i will find out

NaughtyJenn · 02-28-2004, 04:40 PM

5 hours of editing gone down the tube, only thing i can enter is something i just did now quickly, no where near what i was going to enter (some people know what the video was) either way would like to thank people who contributed to the video since its not going up

instead i feel bad to present this ghetto editing job mini clip

very ghetto video

SoundMan · 02-28-2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
5 hours of editing gone down the tube, only thing i can enter is something i just did now quickly, no where near what i was going to enter (some people know what the video was) either way would like to thank people who contributed to the video since its not going up

instead i feel bad to present this ghetto editing job mini clip

very ghetto video

that was ghetto alright lol.

where is the real one?

or was this all hype ?

D-Money · 02-28-2004, 04:59 PM

All videos are on this page.

I'll add Jenn's now.

Can't wait to see it.

http://marketingfirm.com/gfyvideocontest.html

Enjoy!

SoBeGirl Video · 02-28-2004, 05:02 PM

http://www.*************/party_pics/chicken2.MPG

that is one mad chicken

SoundMan · 02-28-2004, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
All videos are on this page.

I'll add Jenn's now.

Can't wait to see it.

http://marketingfirm.com/gfyvideocontest.html

Enjoy!

Great job on the List D-Money

I have one more i will post later tonight.

Yould should get a few " " for the list

Repetitive Monkey · 02-28-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
All videos are on this page.

I'll add Jenn's now.

Can't wait to see it.

http://marketingfirm.com/gfyvideocontest.html

Enjoy!

You too are excluding my real entry from the list, dammit.

"Don't Worry, Newbie"

http://www.sexsarge.com/Dont_Worry_Newbie.wmv

D-Money · 02-28-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoundMan

Great job on the List D-Money

I have one more i will post later tonight.

Yould should get a few " " for the list

Cool, thanks.

I'm not a web designer, but at list I put it up.

Did I leave any out? I didn't add the firecracker one because it didn't follow the GFY rules, wasn't shot for GFY and didn't say GFY on it.

Ah shit, did I add the wrestling one?

Did it qualify or was it shot for something else? What's the call?

D-Money · 02-28-2004, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey

You too are excluding my real entry from the list, dammit.

"Don't Worry, Newbie"

http://www.sexsarge.com/Dont_Worry_Newbie.wmv

Added.

Brujah · 02-28-2004, 05:11 PM

Adding Vol 2 even tho I can't convert it to MPG or WMV

GFY Vol 2 - Sig Day

Starring:
Surprise Guests

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1637027

Repetitive Monkey · 02-28-2004, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money

Added.

You are too kind, mister.

CrazyNakedChick · 02-28-2004, 05:28 PM

muchas grassyass

D-Money · 02-28-2004, 05:29 PM

Don't kid yourself, I'm suckin' up to the judges.

Brownie points.

Lens is giving half the loot, notice the nice GFY header linking to the site.

Actually, I wanted to make sure the judges look at everyones to be fair. It's a big thread, finding all of them could be difficult.

CrazyNakedChick · 02-28-2004, 05:35 PM

teehee, brownie points don't apply here, hence my statement above about viewing them all at once to see what tickles me the most.

D-Money · 02-28-2004, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
teehee, brownie points don't apply here, hence my statement above about viewing them all at once to see what tickles me the most.

Let us know what you think.

SoundMan · 02-28-2004, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money
Don't kid yourself, I'm suckin' up to the judges.

Brownie points.

Lens is giving half the loot, notice the nice GFY header linking to the site.

Actually, I wanted to make sure the judges look at everyones to be fair. It's a big thread, finding all of them could be difficult.

Ha Ha ....

Judges take bribes all the time.

badmunchkin · 02-28-2004, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParasiteTV
Here's our official entry:

Popcorn

http://www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv

(Judges; if you want the high quality version, aka: 500+ kbps, email us and we'll send it to ya: [email protected], or you can always offer to host the vid...
)

Let us know what ya think, everyone!

First vid to make me laugh

02-27-2004, 05:04 PM	#402
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02-27-2004, 07:51 PM	#407
yhcranad Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: the bowels of hell Posts: 26	At least your name is descriptive of your content! What do Parasites do? THEY SUCK !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

02-27-2004, 08:00 PM	#408
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	These are awesome! I'm really impressed with the video production and effort, but so far nothing has been all that funny. Where is that much anticipated NaughtyJenn Video?!?!! __________________ icq:159548293

02-27-2004, 08:15 PM	#409
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	It's pretty difficult to pull out a crazy funny video for the masses. People laugh at some dumb shit, others it takes some Jim Carrey or "American Pie" shit. Let alone to do it on the fly, within a few days or so. If it were Sundance, they'd still suck too. People compare what is funny to the best of the box office or TV kind of funny. I'd say if it at least amuses you, it's good. You can't go into an amateur competition, especially in the porn industry, and except to be knocked off your chair laughing. I think considering all of that, there's some really creative and well produced short films. Is it going to be released anywhere else, hell no. And for those who are critical, see if you could do one up to your standards and I'll bet others will find them boring while some will like it. I think I have 2 good ones, the others I didn't really give a shit about. I saw no one else was entering videos and GFY was starving for it. At least I got the ball rolling. The bad ones really weigh down the average though, I'll admit that. __________________ Still Ballin'

02-28-2004, 05:31 AM	#420
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	My entry into the contest... Sorry the editor did not put GFY in the vid, but there is a few This vid is 20mbs and 4 minutes long (you may want to save as before viewing), featuring highlights from one of the most skilled atheletes I have ever worked with. If need be for proof, I will bring this man to my house and take a pic of him holding up whatever sign your hearts may desire. Just incase you have questions as to if this video is mine enjoy... Weng Desire __________________

02-27-2004, 06:08 PM	#404
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	cant wait to get home to my broadband and watch them all

02-27-2004, 06:24 PM	#405
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	LOL, I'm really enjoying this.

02-27-2004, 07:27 PM	#406
Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	Bah, I've made two. There are some good contest entries by now, and I don't think it would be worth the effort to try to compete. Those smokey videos just plain suck though. They were embarrassing to watch, and I kept looking at the timeline in the hopes that they would either turn funny or end soon. I am not intending to offend the maker, just offering some honest input while I am on the topic any way. I hope the judges are presented with a COMPLETE list of the entries before they choose their favorites, because otherwise some videos are bound to be over-looked just because their makers aren't of the type to hype their stuff.

02-27-2004, 08:31 PM	#410
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	now now boys, u can all just settle down mine is comming out soon so u can all cry a river then

02-27-2004, 08:32 PM	#411
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	ps parasitetv, next time you try and blue screen, make sure you do it properly ur gonna get 0wned

02-27-2004, 09:43 PM	#413
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	i always go by the way if your going to do something, do it right

02-28-2004, 05:41 AM	#421
MadCap Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: 137771650 Minneapolis MN Posts: 2,357	Wait a min man did I see him bodyslam a little kid in that vid man. WHAT THE FUCK

02-28-2004, 05:53 AM	#422
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	Yes you did, it was his nephew... not one of his best moments and unfortunatly I was not there to pick all of the clips that went into the video, infact he picked most of them himself seeing as it was his highlight reel. __________________

02-28-2004, 08:35 AM	#424
swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	Have someone compiled a list with all the contributions yet?

02-28-2004, 10:48 AM	#426
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	get those video submissions in! the clock is ticking...... __________________ Addicted to Lingerie? Got Broadband? Click Here!

02-28-2004, 02:34 PM	#430
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Saturday video bump. If you missed my Sleazypimp video, you should check it out. At least my music in the videos kick ass. __________________ Still Ballin'

02-28-2004, 02:57 PM	#432
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	errr......there are now multiple threads with legit video submissions and so many non-entry videos posted in this thread i am unable to keep up. i know the deadline is tomorrow so i am thinking someone will whip up a list pretty soon - everything is just too spread out. unless i see it first, would someone please be kind enough to icq me when a consolidated list of legit entries is made? i would appreciate it very much. i think i would be most impartial if i were to sit and watch all of the submissions all at once to see what single clip makes me laugh hardest. i will check this thread as much as humanly possible, but i'm ass deep in code for the next 48 hours and the time flies when i'm having fun. i'm fairly stumped on my choice so far, i can't wait to see the last minute submissions! __________________ Addicted to Lingerie? Got Broadband? Click Here!

02-28-2004, 03:22 PM	#433
ParasiteTV Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,067	Agreed, So everyone that made a vid for this contest post them now. http://www.parasite.tv/POPCORN1.wmv __________________

02-28-2004, 04:40 PM	#435
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	5 hours of editing gone down the tube, only thing i can enter is something i just did now quickly, no where near what i was going to enter (some people know what the video was) either way would like to thank people who contributed to the video since its not going up instead i feel bad to present this ghetto editing job mini clip very ghetto video

02-28-2004, 04:59 PM	#437
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	All videos are on this page. I'll add Jenn's now. Can't wait to see it. http://marketingfirm.com/gfyvideocontest.html Enjoy! __________________ Still Ballin'

02-28-2004, 05:02 PM	#438
SoBeGirl Video So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Planet earth Posts: 2,493	http://www.*************/party_pics/chicken2.MPG that is one mad chicken

02-28-2004, 05:11 PM	#443
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Adding Vol 2 even tho I can't convert it to MPG or WMV GFY Vol 2 - Sig Day Starring: Surprise Guests http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=1637027 __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

02-28-2004, 05:28 PM	#445
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	muchas grassyass __________________ Addicted to Lingerie? Got Broadband? Click Here!

02-28-2004, 05:29 PM	#446
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	Don't kid yourself, I'm suckin' up to the judges. Brownie points. Lens is giving half the loot, notice the nice GFY header linking to the site. Actually, I wanted to make sure the judges look at everyones to be fair. It's a big thread, finding all of them could be difficult. __________________ Still Ballin'

02-28-2004, 05:35 PM	#447
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	teehee, brownie points don't apply here, hence my statement above about viewing them all at once to see what tickles me the most. __________________ Addicted to Lingerie? Got Broadband? Click Here!