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worst way to die??
im bored... so im starting a rather useless thread.. since i barely ever do and usually just participate in useless threads.
so whats the worst way you could imagine dying? mine is in the shower.. you slip and fall, you have a shocked look on your face with your eyes wide open.. when you die all fluids are released from your body so on top of being naked with a goofy look on your face, you are also in a puddle of your own fece and urine.. so maybe not worst way of dying.. but definately worst way to be found.. anyone else care to share theirs?
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knife into your breasts
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being Peeled to death with an apple peeler
My uncle got his thumb jammed in a mechanical apple peeler and it sure did make a mess ever since then Ive always thought this would be the worst way to go |
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heart attack while reading a thread on GFY
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The worst way would be slow and painfull!!!!
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The worst to me, would be to be boiled to death.
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Burned to death...nothing worse than burning flesh
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Burning alive.
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I think Dr Dre illustrated the worst way to die yesterday when he posted the man who's head had been smashed by a freight container. Looked pretty gruesom indeed.
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in fires you usually pass out pretty quickly, it's not like you're going to be on fire for like 10 minutes. Surviving a fire i hear is probably the worst pain on earth - better to not survive I think if you're burned badly.
drowning is one of my worst fears, any kind of suffocation where you have a prolonged period of time struggling for air freaks me out just thinking about it. any illness that slowly kills you has to be the worst, not only is it debilitating and potentially very painful but there's the mental stress and anxiety which can be worse than the actual disease. thanks for the thread - good way to start the day ![]()
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Drowning is pretty high up there with suffocation..
But waiting to die in a burning house would probably be my worst.. trapped on the 2nd floor with no windows and just waiting for the fire to come for you while you 'try' to hang on hiding as far under the smoke as possible only for no one to come. Happened down here not too long ago.. kids were on the news screaming and screaming, begging for help, 3rd story apartment ....before the fire finally caught up to them. |
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getting burried alive ..ewh...
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while making a nanafunk gallery (sorry dugmor i love your stuff but making those galleries just gives me chills i stay away from grannies)
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being eatin alive by ratts
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Ok how about this:
fallinng into an industrial vat of hot jam happened to a guy here back in the '50's if you've ever made hot jam at home you'll kow how hot that shit gets coz it's so full of sugar it gets almost to exploding point it would be ultra hot AND sticky what a way to go ![]() |
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how about sleep deprivation??
you havent slept a day in 2 months and you know the next time you sleep you wont wake up.. god that would suck!
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I remember a few years ago, a man fell into a trash compactor or something along those lines. He became trapped, and there was absolutely no way out. Thing is, it was automated to start every 10 minutes. So they said that he most likely had a few minutes to sit there and think about his situation, how helpless he was. I could not imagine the panick and thoughts going through his head knowing that at any time he was going to be crushed to death.
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every shark attack i see on a movie, doesnt look painful cuzz of the water...
but its gotta hurt like hell with all that salt
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Take it from me...I work at a funeral home part time (used to be full time) and I have seen thousands of dead bodies. Judging my expressions, and the look of the bodys when we get them to prepare, I would have to say that drowing to death has to be the worst way to die. Imagine struggling to breath, as your lungs slowly fill up with water as you are gasping to death? DEFINATELY THE WORST FEAR OF MINE
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Gettin choked to death by a fat tranny
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Getting stung by venoms snake, and getting stabbed, is probably two worse ways for me
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want to get in shape
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Listening to Pimpdog give a sermon on the Temple mount!
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Get your cock cut off during a blowjob and bleed to death.
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Having your dick eaten by a german cannibal....
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leprosy??
starts at the legs but makes it to your dick eventually :O
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That won't kill you lol
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The worst i think is to be beaten to dead, ooch!!!
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Fire.
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I think the movie KRL posted several months back...by impalement while the arabs are watching
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sudden death
i am ready afraid of this way, b/c i don't wanna die yet if I know I am not yet reay to leave my family & friends |
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