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Old 03-05-2004, 05:39 PM   #1
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A disturbing thought.

Just imagine......Your girlfriend/wife/fuckbuddy/whatever.....Goes to an adult store and picks out a sexy outfit. She buys it then rushes home to change into it before you get home from work.

You walk in the door and are greeted with this wonderful surprise. Wasting no time, she grabs you, leads you to the bedroom, and undresses you. As the two of you are getting into it you start to go down on her. Not wanting to waste the nice new outfit, you decide to keep it on her while you lick her sweet juices through the fabric.

Bla bla bla bla bla insert more nasty shit that you freaky fuckers are into bla bla bla bla bla

Did you ever stop to think that this is the same outfit?

Considering the fact that they did not purchase this outfit...Somebody is likely to experience this first hand.
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:40 PM   #2
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:41 PM   #3
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OMFG, you sick fucker!
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:41 PM   #4
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as long as its not the same person attached to the costume.
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:42 PM   #5
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now thats an extremely disturbing thought, but thanks man! Right before I am going to sleep
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:42 PM   #6
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Always wash your clothes before you wear them. They usually have chemicals on them from manufacturing. I get a rash if I try to wear something without washing it first.

At least I HOPE the rash is from chemicals and not because the guy who tried it on at the store before me had an STD.
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:42 PM   #7
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i'd hit it
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:42 PM   #8
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AHHHH BAD THOUGHTS
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:43 PM   #9
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:46 PM   #10
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That's a very bad thought.
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:48 PM   #11
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The possibility that your wife may be wearing a thong that's been up Lawrence Connor's sweating/shitty hairy ass... is indeed disturbing.

Especially if you intend to pull it off with your teeth.
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:49 PM   #12
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I was thinking that same thing I know that guy didnt buy that. Thats terrible. hahaha
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:49 PM   #13
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Damn you aaronM now I gotta go rinse my eyes out!
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:51 PM   #14
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The possibility that your wife may be wearing a thong that's been up Lawrence Connor's sweating/shitty hairy ass... is indeed disturbing.

Especially if you intend to pull it off with your teeth.

Exactly.
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:52 PM   #15
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