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![]() Just imagine......Your girlfriend/wife/fuckbuddy/whatever.....Goes to an adult store and picks out a sexy outfit. She buys it then rushes home to change into it before you get home from work.
You walk in the door and are greeted with this wonderful surprise. Wasting no time, she grabs you, leads you to the bedroom, and undresses you. As the two of you are getting into it you start to go down on her. Not wanting to waste the nice new outfit, you decide to keep it on her while you lick her sweet juices through the fabric. Bla bla bla bla bla insert more nasty shit that you freaky fuckers are into bla bla bla bla bla Did you ever stop to think that this is the same outfit? Considering the fact that they did not purchase this outfit...Somebody is likely to experience this first hand. |
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OMFG, you sick fucker!
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now thats an extremely disturbing thought, but thanks man! Right before I am going to sleep
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Old Timer
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Always wash your clothes before you wear them. They usually have chemicals on them from manufacturing. I get a rash if I try to wear something without washing it first.
At least I HOPE the rash is from chemicals and not because the guy who tried it on at the store before me had an STD. |
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If u touch it, I will cum
Join Date: Sep 2003
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i'd hit it
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Ryde or Die
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AHHHH BAD THOUGHTS
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gross man
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That's a very bad thought.
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The possibility that your wife may be wearing a thong that's been up Lawrence Connor's sweating/shitty hairy ass... is indeed disturbing.
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I was thinking that same thing I know that guy didnt buy that. Thats terrible. hahaha
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Damn you aaronM now I gotta go rinse my eyes out!
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ew
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