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Col. Beauford D. Horton · 03-16-2004, 08:31 PM

Woke up at 1:30pm, walked over to Heavenly and skiied a few slush runs (its warm up here). Now I'm sitting in my rental in front of my laptop with 1/2 a bottle of wine in me.. got the log fire burning.. shrimp, chicken & salmon on the BBQ, pasta in the pot, hot tub warming up to 95, and my girl on the way over with some weed.

Thank you, Jesus, for pornography.

Fletch XXX · 03-16-2004, 08:32 PM

Col. Beauford D. Horton · 03-16-2004, 08:39 PM

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the dough
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright

I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which court, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers every way like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction
as I ran the intersection.

Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin yo on TV Raps
What's the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' little Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.

Today was a good day

Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep
put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams

No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp

And it read Ice Cube's a pimp

Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day.

Hey wait, wait a minute fool
Stop the shit
What the fuck am I thinking about?

raster · 03-16-2004, 10:49 PM

Life is good

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Originally posted by Col. Beauford D. Horton
Woke up at 1:30pm, walked over to Heavenly and skiied a few slush runs (its warm up here). Now I'm sitting in my rental in front of my laptop with 1/2 a bottle of wine in me.. got the log fire burning.. shrimp, chicken & salmon on the BBQ, pasta in the pot, hot tub warming up to 95, and my girl on the way over with some weed.

Thank you, Jesus, for pornography.

Fletch XXX · 03-16-2004, 10:51 PM

Heres to beers, herbs and cheers.

Fletch XXX · 03-16-2004, 10:53 PM

i am uploading something for you.

stay tuned.

mrgica · 03-16-2004, 11:03 PM

What a fuck is wrong with you man??

cashman · 03-16-2004, 11:03 PM

Good deal, enjoy

Fletch XXX · 03-16-2004, 11:11 PM

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03-16-2004, 08:31 PM	#1
Col. Beauford D. Horton Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dixie Posts: 140	Today was a good day Woke up at 1:30pm, walked over to Heavenly and skiied a few slush runs (its warm up here). Now I'm sitting in my rental in front of my laptop with 1/2 a bottle of wine in me.. got the log fire burning.. shrimp, chicken & salmon on the BBQ, pasta in the pot, hot tub warming up to 95, and my girl on the way over with some weed. Thank you, Jesus, for pornography. __________________ Its coming.

03-16-2004, 08:32 PM	#2
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03-16-2004, 08:39 PM	#3
Col. Beauford D. Horton Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dixie Posts: 140	Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barking from the dog, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out Hooked it up for later as I hit the dough Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo' I gotta go cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop at a red light Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all Which court, are y'all playin basketball? Get me on the court and I'm trouble Last week fucked around and got a triple double Freaking brothers every way like M.J. I can't believe, today was a good day Drove to the pad and hit the showers Didn't even get no static from the cowards Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me Saw the police and they rolled right past me No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction as I ran the intersection. Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin yo on TV Raps What's the haps on the craps Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven Seven even back do' little Joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day Left my niggaz house paid Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one she didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams No helicopter looking for a murder Two in the morning got the fat burger Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read Ice Cube's a pimp Drunk as hell but no throwing up Half way home and my pager still blowing up Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day. Hey wait, wait a minute fool Stop the shit What the fuck am I thinking about? __________________ Its coming.

03-16-2004, 10:51 PM	#5
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Heres to beers, herbs and cheers. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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03-16-2004, 11:03 PM	#7
mrgica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,169	What a fuck is wrong with you man??

03-16-2004, 11:03 PM	#8
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03-16-2004, 11:11 PM	#9
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	<a href=http://www.fletchxxx.com/mp3s/anotherdayinthelife.wma>Another Day In The Life</a> __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me