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Trixie Racer · 03-18-2004, 08:09 PM

The 200 post requirement seems high. If you're willing to negotiate, I might be interested...

Head · 03-18-2004, 08:15 PM

That's a lot of posts!!! I did 80 once and my brain was fried!!

Guesswho · 03-18-2004, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
The 200 post requirement seems high. If you're willing to negotiate, I might be interested...

Gorgeous the 200 post thing is not required as mentioned before
in this thread.....judging your picture I take a wild guess by saying
you're in the top 3 sleazy's list......congrats

Brujah · 03-18-2004, 08:40 PM

Just post the tits already.. Make them post the tits first ! Proof required.

psyko514 · 03-18-2004, 09:06 PM

hmm... should i apply?

Odin88 · 03-18-2004, 09:08 PM

Would of been interesting for some, until the 200 posts a day bit came up. May aswell go whore yourself out in a factory, because you will be a slave just the same this way.

baddog · 03-19-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
ok. ICQ sent.

perfect

Babagirls · 03-19-2004, 01:14 AM

ICQ.....i'll flash my tits on webcam for ya

only if i could have the job though LOL

SleazyDream · 03-19-2004, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
The 200 post requirement seems high. If you're willing to negotiate, I might be interested...

wow

psyko514 · 03-19-2004, 01:24 AM

the fact that it's not a guranteed permanent position is a deterrant.

i know someone who'd be great for this and would quit her job in a second if she got it. but she'd be up shit creek without a paddle if the position was discontinued after a month or two.

Babagirls · 03-19-2004, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by psyko514
the fact that it's not a guranteed permanent position is a deterrant.

i know someone who'd be great for this and would quit her job in a second if she got it. but she'd be up shit creek without a paddle if the position was discontinued after a month or two.

ya.......ME!!! lol

baddog · 03-19-2004, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes

73,000 posts a year? I highly doubt anyone could keep up.

I thought he said it was only for a month, and then they would decide if it would continue . . . . I think history has shown that it probably wouldn't

Jer · 03-19-2004, 06:13 AM

I would post less for a lower salary.

juicybucks · 03-19-2004, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
A burger flippers dream job!

Where do I apply again?

far too true !

hova · 03-19-2004, 06:28 AM

If I had the time I would consider it, 3k is nice.

punker barbie · 03-19-2004, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guesswho

I guess you saw her pics aswell huh?
I'm even willing to bet that she could get bit more out of that
salary if she would work in-house lol

hahaha LOL
Thanks for thr luv sweetie!!!!!

BVF · 03-19-2004, 12:38 PM

I'll post five posts a day ONLY to GFY. This doesn't include me answering posts about the company. I'll do it for 3k a month.

120838664..........seriously

MasterBlogger · 03-19-2004, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
Ok, I have a lead on a company that wants to try something new. They're not paying someone to be a post whore with meaningless crap, but they want a full time board rep.

posting mostly to GFY - as it's the biggest and the best, but some to the other boards too. (lens - you didn't hear that)

It involves not only signature, but responding to all questions about the company of course on the boards. more so above that, they want someone who will PROPERLY participate in good discusions and represent the company in a good light. Soemone who is willing to have fun on the boards - and not piss anyone off either. Someone who will post 200 + GOOD posts a day, no drivel.

this is a full time job - meaning 40+ hours per week (5-6 days a week work) of posting and nothing but posting and watching the boards (mostly GFY). Also responding to questions via icq about the company.

their name will have to be new and reflect the company paying their salary. (eg companynameBILL)

salary $3000/month US funds.

Sexy women PREFERED of course - esp those willing to post naked or topless pics of themselves, but smart and whitty guys also welcome to apply.

decision will be made by march 20 - possibly sooner so do not HESITATE to apply NOW as if they see someone we love they may just hire that person on the spot.

no guarentee if the job will continue after one month - that will depend on revenue generated and general feel of the whole thing, but there is a good chance of it becoming a long term job.

anyone interested in applying post here or icq me at 105713197

(i'm not always on icq but i do check it 3-4 times a day)

I'll do it.

And I create traffic.

I can be as controversial OR as politically correct as you wish.

ICQ 32315652

MasterBlogger · 03-19-2004, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheLegacy
they have to realize that anyone posting that many times will be either banned or be hated by all for useless posts..

whether its the hottest girl alive - they will be copying and pasting the shit out of every board and have nothing meaningful to add... eventually even the cutest girl will be told to go fuck themself fast

I think in total for all boards I on my best day can post 40 - even those who spam can only manage to hit 70

how many boards are out there?? I mean good ones that are not wasting time?? 30 tops

thats 6 posts per board roughly, and most webmasters visit the same boards

I can post about "sexual topics" indefinitely.
As long as you follow the rules of the board you can not be banned (in theory) - unless talking about wives it seems.

lol ... : )

SomeCreep · 03-19-2004, 01:02 PM

I'm sure someone out there will be interested

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-19-2004, 01:12 PM

200 posts + 30 days = 6000 posts

$3000 divided by 6000 = .05

That's .05 cents a post.

I know boards that give away that amount per post and you don't have to flaunt anyone's sig but yours. If you can do 200 posts a day. you make money of referrals easy.

FrankWhite · 03-19-2004, 01:13 PM

HS-Trixxxia · 03-19-2004, 01:40 PM

Did any of you think that perhaps the people applying aren't doing it for the money only? How about more exposure as a representative for an online company? How about learning their modus operandi in marketing? Everyone thinks the next guy is starving - the other thing is that others may not have much planned for the next few months - adding income while surfing the boards is not so bad + the window of opportunity it may actually be.

tranza · 03-19-2004, 02:01 PM

Do I stand a chance on getting this job??

LadyMischief · 03-19-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MasterBlogger

I'll do it.

And I create traffic.

I can be as controversial OR as politically correct as you wish.

ICQ 32315652

You haven't been hit by a bus or arrested yet? Fuck off, troll.

ronaldo · 03-19-2004, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
200 posts + 30 days = 6000 posts

$3000 divided by 6000 = .05

That's .05 cents a post.

I know boards that give away that amount per post and you don't have to flaunt anyone's sig but yours. If you can do 200 posts a day. you make money of referrals easy.

Move the decimal point over to the right one.

It would actually be 50 cents per post.

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-19-2004, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ronaldo

Move the decimal point over to the right one.

It would actually be 50 cents per post.

oh yeah

Dveron · 03-19-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
oh yeah

Heh, cool sig

MasterBlogger · 03-19-2004, 02:21 PM

And when a Master enters the room ...
it's polite to bow

; )

Jer · 03-19-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
I would post less for a lower salary.

I like your posts.

psyko514 · 03-19-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
oh yeah

Not to mention the fact that Sleazy has repeatedly said that 200 posts was too high a figure and they'd take less.

People are laughing at other people applying for this job. It's a $36K a year salary. In Canadian dollars, it's $47.5K a year.

Most tech support jobs start at $32K/year Canadian. You also have to deal with dress codes, direct supervisors, going into the office daily, etc.

Hell, at 40 hours a week, we're talking $17.30 USD an hour here. That's like triple minimum wage.

Jer · 03-19-2004, 05:10 PM

I would love to have a job like this.

Good post, psyko514.

CrazyNakedChick · 03-19-2004, 05:11 PM

i think it's a great PR position. if it lasted - an extra $36k a year would certainly come in handy around the holidays and vacation time.

i see it as found money and a way to make even more good business contacts (as long as the company is reputable etc).

Dveron · 03-19-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

People are laughing at other people applying for this job

Only becuase you can make a lot more in less time doing your own thing instead of been somebody elses sig whoring sycophant lap dog. I doubt the job exists anyways.

sickkittens · 03-19-2004, 05:17 PM

Any update on this yet?

Head · 03-19-2004, 05:22 PM

You gotta BE FUCKING HIGH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL GET '200 QUALITY POSTS A DAY!!!

Marcus Aurelius · 03-19-2004, 07:33 PM

I can live off 3 hours sleep a day. I believe I would be capable of handling the mental rigors of this job. Im a fast learner and I would love to give my asshole boss at my day job a great big...

Officially applying for this job.

pussyluver · 03-19-2004, 09:01 PM

Didn't Epic already try this? Give P1mpdog a call or maybe Media or Wizzo??? No flame on Wizzo or Media, great guys! P1mpdog did his own thing.

There are already many organizations that keep an eye on GFY most of the time - besides the US government, Acacia and adult.com that is.

My

Split that job up between a few people. Make it part time for each. There is a difference between monitoring for fire and promotion - maybe two different jobs, ya think? Someone claims shave, you want that person to respond, or the site owner? Well you get the idea. Maybe even a bot that crawls GFY lookin for the company name...

No charge for the consulting Sleazy.

I'm a fucktarded idiot moron noob. Just wanted to beat Sleazy to the slam!

pussyluver · 03-19-2004, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
You gotta BE FUCKING HIGH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL GET '200 QUALITY POSTS A DAY!!!

Well, YES I CAN DO IT!!!!!

Sleazy, your an IDIOT!!!

Rictor · 03-19-2004, 09:15 PM

Only 200 a day? I want the job but I instist on 300 posts per day.

NaughtyAlysha · 03-19-2004, 10:10 PM

ICQ sent.

Resume* is online at http://www.naughtyalysha.com

* Note: Resume consists of me showing my tits... and a whole lot more!

High Quality · 03-19-2004, 10:15 PM

I'll do it for $10k a month

CrazyNakedChick · 03-20-2004, 11:28 AM

any update on this? i'd like to know if i need to gear myself up for the self sales pitch, or if i'm eliminated and can remove this from my bookmarks.

psyko514 · 03-20-2004, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
I'll do it for $10k a month

Trying to get your yearly salary in one month?

sickkittens · 03-20-2004, 11:39 AM

Anyone get chosen yet?

NoCarrier · 03-20-2004, 11:49 AM

3k a month to be Sleazy's whore. If I were you, I would not accept below 20k a month.

10k for the post whore job.

5k just to have to listen to Sleazy. If you meet him in person, ask 3-4k more.

and 5k for the psychological therapy that person will require every month for that job.

gideongallery · 03-21-2004, 03:02 PM

would you consider hiring a group of us for the same money.
I would not give up my job for only 36,000 a year however i could put together a group of people who would be willing to cover all the bases.
programmer
designer
marketing person
hot girl
one data pusher to grab threads and forward them to the appropriate expert.

StuartD · 03-21-2004, 03:06 PM

I must say, this has been one of Sleazy's most amusing threads yet

JFK · 03-21-2004, 04:44 PM

OK ....so Who is the chosen one ? The Whore De la Cremme ?

detoxed · 03-21-2004, 05:00 PM

I doubt this job ever existed

03-18-2004, 08:09 PM	#151
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03-18-2004, 08:15 PM	#152
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03-18-2004, 08:40 PM	#154
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03-18-2004, 09:06 PM	#155
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03-19-2004, 01:14 AM	#158
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03-18-2004, 09:08 PM	#156
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03-19-2004, 01:24 AM	#160
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	the fact that it's not a guranteed permanent position is a deterrant. i know someone who'd be great for this and would quit her job in a second if she got it. but she'd be up shit creek without a paddle if the position was discontinued after a month or two. __________________ Bad Girl Bucks - 50% Revshare through CCBill. Promote BrandyDDD, Pixie's Pillows, Action Allie and more! Phoenix Forum Pics \| Webmaster Access Montreal pics email: psyko514(a)gmail.com \| icq: 214-702-014

03-19-2004, 06:13 AM	#163
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03-19-2004, 06:28 AM	#165
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03-19-2004, 12:38 PM	#167
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03-19-2004, 01:02 PM	#170
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03-19-2004, 01:12 PM	#171
SetTheWorldonFire Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 7,444	200 posts + 30 days = 6000 posts $3000 divided by 6000 = .05 That's .05 cents a post. I know boards that give away that amount per post and you don't have to flaunt anyone's sig but yours. If you can do 200 posts a day. you make money of referrals easy. __________________ www.STWOFDesign.com hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

03-19-2004, 01:13 PM	#172
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03-19-2004, 01:40 PM	#173
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Did any of you think that perhaps the people applying aren't doing it for the money only? How about more exposure as a representative for an online company? How about learning their modus operandi in marketing? Everyone thinks the next guy is starving - the other thing is that others may not have much planned for the next few months - adding income while surfing the boards is not so bad + the window of opportunity it may actually be. __________________ ~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~♥~~ Patrizia COO - ♥ MassiveDollars Email: patrizia at MassiveDollars dot com ICQ: 465.826.441 Yahoo: trixxxia_me MSN: trixxxia at hotmail dot com

03-19-2004, 02:01 PM	#174
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	Do I stand a chance on getting this job?? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

03-19-2004, 02:21 PM	#179
MasterBlogger So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,635	And when a Master enters the room ... it's polite to bow ; )

03-19-2004, 05:10 PM	#182
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I would love to have a job like this. Good post, psyko514.

03-19-2004, 05:11 PM	#183
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	i think it's a great PR position. if it lasted - an extra $36k a year would certainly come in handy around the holidays and vacation time. i see it as found money and a way to make even more good business contacts (as long as the company is reputable etc). __________________ Addicted to Lingerie? Got Broadband? Click Here!

03-19-2004, 05:17 PM	#185
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03-19-2004, 05:22 PM	#186
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	You gotta BE FUCKING HIGH IF YOU THINK YOU'LL GET '200 QUALITY POSTS A DAY!!! __________________

03-19-2004, 07:33 PM	#187
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I can live off 3 hours sleep a day. I believe I would be capable of handling the mental rigors of this job. Im a fast learner and I would love to give my asshole boss at my day job a great big... Officially applying for this job.

03-19-2004, 09:01 PM	#188
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	Didn't Epic already try this? Give P1mpdog a call or maybe Media or Wizzo??? No flame on Wizzo or Media, great guys! P1mpdog did his own thing. There are already many organizations that keep an eye on GFY most of the time - besides the US government, Acacia and adult.com that is. My Split that job up between a few people. Make it part time for each. There is a difference between monitoring for fire and promotion - maybe two different jobs, ya think? Someone claims shave, you want that person to respond, or the site owner? Well you get the idea. Maybe even a bot that crawls GFY lookin for the company name... No charge for the consulting Sleazy. I'm a fucktarded idiot moron noob. Just wanted to beat Sleazy to the slam!

03-19-2004, 09:15 PM	#190
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Only 200 a day? I want the job but I instist on 300 posts per day.

03-19-2004, 10:10 PM	#191
NaughtyAlysha Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tampa Bay, FL Posts: 1,843	ICQ sent. Resume* is online at http://www.naughtyalysha.com * Note: Resume consists of me showing my tits... and a whole lot more!

03-19-2004, 10:15 PM	#192
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03-20-2004, 11:28 AM	#193
CrazyNakedChick Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Infidelville Posts: 1,902	any update on this? i'd like to know if i need to gear myself up for the self sales pitch, or if i'm eliminated and can remove this from my bookmarks. __________________ Addicted to Lingerie? Got Broadband? Click Here!

03-20-2004, 11:39 AM	#195
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	Anyone get chosen yet? __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

03-20-2004, 11:49 AM	#196
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	3k a month to be Sleazy's whore. If I were you, I would not accept below 20k a month. 10k for the post whore job. 5k just to have to listen to Sleazy. If you meet him in person, ask 3-4k more. and 5k for the psychological therapy that person will require every month for that job. __________________

03-21-2004, 03:02 PM	#197
gideongallery Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,082	would you consider hiring a group of us for the same money. I would not give up my job for only 36,000 a year however i could put together a group of people who would be willing to cover all the bases. programmer designer marketing person hot girl one data pusher to grab threads and forward them to the appropriate expert.

03-21-2004, 03:06 PM	#198
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	I must say, this has been one of Sleazy's most amusing threads yet __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

03-21-2004, 04:44 PM	#199
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	OK ....so Who is the chosen one ? The Whore De la Cremme ? __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

03-21-2004, 05:00 PM	#200
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I doubt this job ever existed