Shocking the grandmother. - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 03-20-2004, 07:44 PM

So this morning my dad tries to call me. My phone was downstairs and I was upstairs entertaining company.

Later I stopped by the parents place and good old Grandma is there too. My dad asks: "What were you doing when I called earlier?"

To which...As the honest man he raised...I replied: "I was in bed screwing a chick. Any more questions?"

Dad's comeback: "Was she any good?"

Me: "She always is."

Meanwhile....Grandma has a look on her face that is completely impossible for me to describe.

I'm not sure if she noticed the GFY hoodie I was wearing or not.

I was mildly entertained.

insanesurfer · 03-20-2004, 07:45 PM

I can just see that

foolio · 03-20-2004, 07:46 PM

good thing she has a strong heart, lol

Fletch XXX · 03-20-2004, 07:48 PM

I didnt read your post, but wanted to post.

I grew up around horror fx, and at age 11 made a huge gash in my arm with home made fx.

i ran in screaming i get hit by a car.

grandma took care of me, my mom fraked out screaming, an aunt that was over totally freaked....

i have been scaring women since before puberty.

its the only way to live.

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-20-2004, 07:52 PM

great story.

Loryn · 03-20-2004, 07:53 PM

I should just call you shock and aw.

sumphatpimp · 03-20-2004, 08:01 PM

Fletch XXX · 03-20-2004, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I should just call you shock and aw.

anti-porn republicans love that reference.

camgirls and politics, as i say someone get me a beer.

this is just too much.

i dont owe notta nigga on this board, or a chick jocking a nigga on this board

pastory troy ;)

Fletch XXX · 03-20-2004, 08:04 PM

aaron where in ther PDX you at man?

i got tons of friends in portland, always curious where forces touching down....

where about dawg?

cheers on it.

i just got off the phone with a blood in 503 area code...

cherrylula · 03-20-2004, 08:08 PM

I told my Grandfather I was going to shave my head and tattoo his portrait on my skull. He wasn't very thrilled.

03-20-2004, 07:44 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Shocking the grandmother. So this morning my dad tries to call me. My phone was downstairs and I was upstairs entertaining company. Later I stopped by the parents place and good old Grandma is there too. My dad asks: "What were you doing when I called earlier?" To which...As the honest man he raised...I replied: "I was in bed screwing a chick. Any more questions?" Dad's comeback: "Was she any good?" Me: "She always is." Meanwhile....Grandma has a look on her face that is completely impossible for me to describe. I'm not sure if she noticed the GFY hoodie I was wearing or not. I was mildly entertained.

03-20-2004, 07:45 PM	#2
insanesurfer Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 790	I can just see that __________________ Tired of Paypal? Then give Moneybookers a chance.

03-20-2004, 07:46 PM	#3
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	good thing she has a strong heart, lol __________________

03-20-2004, 07:48 PM	#4
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	I didnt read your post, but wanted to post. I grew up around horror fx, and at age 11 made a huge gash in my arm with home made fx. i ran in screaming i get hit by a car. grandma took care of me, my mom fraked out screaming, an aunt that was over totally freaked.... i have been scaring women since before puberty. its the only way to live. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

03-20-2004, 07:53 PM	#6
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	I should just call you shock and aw. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

03-20-2004, 07:52 PM	#5
AZN 4 Lyfe So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 974	great story.

03-20-2004, 08:01 PM	#7
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03-20-2004, 08:04 PM	#9
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	aaron where in ther PDX you at man? i got tons of friends in portland, always curious where forces touching down.... where about dawg? cheers on it. i just got off the phone with a blood in 503 area code... __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

03-20-2004, 08:08 PM	#10
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I told my Grandfather I was going to shave my head and tattoo his portrait on my skull. He wasn't very thrilled.