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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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:Kissmy A: They have to pull their own pants down. :disgust
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:helpme Q: What's a wife? :smokin
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:Grrrrrr A: An attachment you screw on the bed :moon
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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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:eek7 to get the housework done. :karaoke
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:moon Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :2 cents:
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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:Buck: A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.... :boid
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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:girl Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? :boid
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:mad: A: 10-year old crack habit. :GFYBand
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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:Grrrrrr Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? :eatmouse
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:zzwhip A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you. :feels-hot
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Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
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:girl Q: How much hair is in a girl's lap? :boid
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I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
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Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
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:Hollering Q: Why were shopping carts invented? :D
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The only perfect science is hindsight.
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:GFYBand A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs. :tongue:
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He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
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:pimp Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl? :pimp
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:Grrrrrr A: Underweight. :NopeNope
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A procrastinator's work is never done.
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:question Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? :fart
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My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
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:2 cents: A: Anorexic :eek7
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Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
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:girl Q: Why did it take so long for Lorena Bobbitt to throw the dick out of the window? :sleep
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:xomunch A: She didn't have the balls. :spawn
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A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
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:cool-as-a Q: What's a 79 ? :Grrrrrr
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I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
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:Oh crap A: 69 with a ten cent meal tax. :feels-hot
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AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
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:boid Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? :tongue:
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If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns.
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:glugglug A: 45 lbs. :Kissmy
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