:GFYBand Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :cool-as-a

:spawn A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :question

:ak47: Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :sleep

:hi Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :zzwhip

:BangBang: A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :ak47:

:arcadefre A. She sold her car for it... :fart

:pimp The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :Oh crap

:question The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :uhoh

:girl The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :ak47:

:Graucho Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :Buck:

:moon The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :helpme

:hi 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :warning

:winkwink: 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :glugglug

:winkwink: A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :warning

:rasta What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :waaaaahh

:helpme Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :eyecrazy

:ticking It's ass. :arcadefre

:boid A. Because they have blond boyfriends :D

:eek7 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :rainfro

:angel Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :angel

:glugglug What's brown and sticky? :Buck:

:karaoke A stick. :Hollering

:moon A. Their both empty from the neck up :rainfro

:spawn What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :stop

:pimp A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. :Graucho

:ugone2far If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :mad:

:ak47: Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :1orglaugh

:winkwink: I'd cross the hottest desert :arcadefre

:rainfro You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :thefinger

:mad: It was so cold :question

:eatmouse A. A blow job with handlebars :warning

:stop the town flasher ran up and described himself. :repuke

:stop A. A golden retriever. :eatmouse

:ak47: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :sadcrying

:waaaaahh Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :arcadefre

:tongue: Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :sleep

:mad: Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :uhoh

:eek2 one hardly used. :eek7

:D A. It has a stamp on it. :xomunch

:thumbsup How do you tell an old man? :glugglug