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Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
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Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.
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Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
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Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
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Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
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Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
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Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."
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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
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she put "Hooked on Phonics." :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
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Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.
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Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
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Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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