I knew it! this thread just won't die!

just lost TF's prize, maybe I can sneak under the radar on this one...yeah right!

Lux

yo mama's so fat she's using a sleeping bag as a tampax

A. The longer you play with them :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. A Klondike Bar :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. "How do you breath through something so small?" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. Why don't women wear watches? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. There's a clock on the stove! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Eggs :mad: :ak47: *-

Wife :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Blowjob? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! :mad: :ak47: *-

i hate your sig...:helpme

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

she said "Moving." :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :mad: :ak47: *-

DING! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC :eek7 :evil-laug *-

she has to lick other people's fingers! :mad: :ak47: *-